.
I heeded the advice of the doctor and went to take a cold shower 10 minutes ago.
He said that it will make my rashes less itchy.
.
.
Now,
I am making my way down
to the nearest hardware shop,
purchase 5 gallons of paraffin and
SET THE GOD DAMN
CLINIC ON FIRE!
.
.
OEI!
Doctor. Do you know how fucking cold it was
and my rashes are still bloody itchy!
.
What a jerk.
To all the cute guys: Just kidding! I don't have no rashes! I am too cute to get rashes, neither do I burp or fart, or pick my nose or constipate. And even IF I do get rashes, they are shaped in tiny pinkish heart shapes, not some ugly patches or pimples-lookalike.
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