Tamil's da sex

Why does Blogger has an icon for typing in tamil, hindi
and a whole lot of apu neh neh language
but not in chinese or japanese?!

புகக் யு அண்ட் யுவர் மதர்'ச சிக் கன்ட் பாசே .

HAHA!


It's awesome to scold you in your nerd reader faces without you realising it.

stopdoingthat

I feel so patronized sometimes.

Bull shit.

Idontgivenoshitnomore

Growing up also meant growing apart.

Get real peeps.

KAN-TOE-NIECE

Dan says my Cantonese in the previous post is crappy.


I'm well-known for speaking crappy self-invented words for dialects.


BUT.


I still think


SEK BAO MOOOOOOO


Sounds funny.


And cool. (Y)

Ran-dom Con-dom

Why do all old people like to greet each other by asking

CHI BAO LE MA?

or

JIA BA BUEY?

And 99.9% chances people will reply

Chi bao le.

or

Jia ba liao.

You won't hear them saying

AR BUEY AR BUEY!
PA TOR SI BEI SI BEI
YAOOOOO.

Actually majority who have this tendency are usually the hokkiens.

You don't see Cantonese peeps going around asking people

Hey YOU! SEK BAO MO?

SEK BAO MOOOOO?

This only proves one thing.

HOKKIENS ARE VERY GIAN PENG.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hi Daddy. I still love you.
You're the sexiest hokkien man around.

Eating disorder.

Pictures can be the most beautiful

yet cruel memories.

.

.

Why be so hard on yourselves,

you camwhoring bitches.

Hair-ripping Nipple-pinching

My unibff is oh-so-busy and I'm oh-so-sad.

My polybff is oh-so-self-denying and I'm oh-so-wanna-kill-him-and-win-that-bloody-bet-which-I've-obviously-won-it-but-he-just-wouldn't-admit-it.

God damn it.

emusareawesome

Emus are sexy.

So is my Halloween costume.

Kthxbye.