Why?

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I'm very depressed.

I can't figure it out whether monkeys' favourite food are peanuts or bananas.

Mrs. Ohdi used to tell us monkeys love peanuts.

Why don't they love it now?

Mrs. Ohdi is

my kindergarten

teacher.

I'm feeling so puzzled now.

I tried to google but I can't find any satisfactory answer.


AND! AREN'T PEANUTS AN ELEPHANT'S FAVOURITE TOO?


WHY DO THEY TURN TO BANANAS TOO?!


BANANAS ARE WHOREs.

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peaNUTS

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I LOVE MONKEY DANCING.


AND I HATE EXAMS.


I MONKEY-DANCED FOR 3 DAMN HOURS LAST NIGHT.


HIP HIP HOORAY!

BUT WASTED 3 HOURS OF MY STUDY TIME.

BAD MONKEY BAD BAD!

MY NEXT CONQUEST SHALL BE THE LEGENDARY BANANA DANCE.

I DON'T KNOW IF IT REALLY EXISTS.

I HEARD IT FROM D.

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Parody

I like it when you...

When you...

Hmm. I like it when you...

Uhh... well.. when you...

Forget it.

I hate everything bout you.

Question:

White dress with black stripes

or black dress with white stripes?

I never fail to piss people off with this question.

Never.

WHAT??

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I'm the girl. You're the boy.

You text me first or we don't talk today.

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Cause you're my favourite.

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If you're a channel, you'd be Hallmark.

If you're a fruit, you'd be rockmelon.

If you're a colour, you'd be nude pink.

If you're a choice of pasta, you'd be penne.

If you're a Ben and Jerry's ice cream, you'd be phish food.

If you're a Starbucks coffee, you'd be dark cherry mocha.

If you're a vulgarity, you'd be fuck.

If you're a website, you'd be facebook.
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Too many posts.

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SO WHAT IF BEAUTY IS SKIN DEEP?

UGLY IS TO THE BONE.

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NICEXZS

Bruce lee is my father

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What sial.

What siol.

What's YOUR problem?

Opinions

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I think saying

'I don't wanna talk to your mothefuckin dog face!'

is a better way to end a conversation than 'LOL'.

You think?

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Somebody call 911

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What Brangelina???

It's supposed to be Brace.

Fuck.

Will you guys break up already?!

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i think you're a bitch

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You think too highly of yourself.

I've got mega-sized balls.

Stop reading this blog, people.

You're reading junk.

Go read something beneficial to your intellect.

Like.. I don't know.

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FAT IS A HABIT

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Arrabiata Penne + Iced tea

Double cheese burger + HL milk.

Cookies + Fruitplus (Mango flavourrr! *Squeaks*)

Ba kua + Chrysanthemum tea.

GRACE OOI!!

WILL YOU KEEP 5000 METRES AWAY FROM THE GOODIES TABLE?!

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Hello Rihanna

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Girls' Greatest Fear:

1) Playboys.

2) Dota slaves

All the same.

There's no 'one of a kind'.

They are all of one kind.

Either one.

Stay away from me or I'll totally Chris Brown you.

ZOMG. XIN!!!

I WANNA SHOW YOU THE VIDEO DAWN AND I TOOK.

BUT IT CANNOT BE POSTED HERE.

PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AT ME.

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Hair on the butt.

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You're giving me all the wrong signals!

Don't do that!

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Dilemma.

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Perhaps I'm too protective.

I'm sorry.

But I've received my punishment.

A bad hangover.

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=(

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Grace Ooi.

You're horribly useless.

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Say wha'?

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"Don't make someone your priority, if they only make you an option."

Uh huh. I see. Kthnxbye.

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