Thursday, April 16

Beauty

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I'm on the never-ending quest
to a pretty lifestyle!


#1- Corset Wearing
Basically, to strangle my already-very-tiny body into a even tinier corset, at the same time, try my best to stay alive. It also rectifies my un-glam slouching posture and give some lift to my boobs. Like it? LOVE IT.


#2- Nose Clipping
I must make it a point to clip my nose for 15 minutes before I go to bed EVERYDAY. By the way, just for your benefit, do not buy those commercialised nose clippers. I bought one, and it's fucked up. NO good. Make your own D.I.Y nose clipper using clothes peg and two cotton pads. Do handpick your clothes peg, find the one with the right pressure.


#3- Intensive Whitening
No more laziness! I must bring a brolly out no matter how heavy my bag is and shelter myself from every single inch of sunlight. And also, apply sunblock despite the fact that cute guys will get turn off by my lingering banana-boat aroma. Application of my intensive whitening lotion every night must not be missed anymore!


#4- Moisture Replenishment
Gulp Gulp GULP!! I've always been missing out the drinking water part in my life. Hence, I often get cracked and dry lips. Big turn off! Big time taboo when it comes to kissing cute guys. It's time for me to buy a cute pink water bottle and bring it to school. Hooray! Now I attained health and style!

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