HANG IN THERE !

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HANG ON PEEPS !

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Credits to stickgal.blogspot.com

(as you can see obviously)

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my tests are gonna

start real soon.

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so i've gotta chuck my blogging aside for the time being.

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so if you feel thirsty for my posts,

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go quench your thirst with some archives

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or my sexy photos if you prefer.

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LOVE ME, ADORE ME.

EVERYBODY SAY. . .

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YO-OO !!!!

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i'm a

fucking pathetic

underage clubber !!

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Let's GET HOT.

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REAL HOT.

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now MEOW to me

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you bitches out there.

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HEY LOOK !

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IT'S IKEA ~!

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DEVOUR !
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yum..mm..

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LET'S CONCLUDE THAT IKEA IS...

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BETTER THAN SEX
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TOMMY'S HAIRCUT

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PARIAH

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we always attract

strange things to happen.
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now i say

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BYE.

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Gotta go fuck Brad Pitt.

History Is About Me And You.

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these pictures were supposed to be up

like 73 million years ago.

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and i just happen to dig them up like

how archaeologists dug up dinosaurs' skeletons.

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Talking about archaeology

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isn't it like super ironic?
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those dumb fuck archeologist sometimes dig out weird things

like a bottle cap or a fragment of a glassware

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and made a big HOO-HA over it.

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when maybe it's just a rubbish randomly

chucked aside by some ancient beggar

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so if some banglahs left

their used condoms lying around the construction site

and the condoms eventually

got buried under the building...

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i guess 237 years later ,

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some young lads may archaeogically dig up the condoms,

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and start getting dubious about their ancestors' dick size.
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and if i were to go and bury

my sis clothes, my mom's bra, and nana's photo

in the backyard,

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future archaeologists may just think that

their ancestors are

short and fat with small boobs

and a fucking ugly face.

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HA HA HA

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I can alter the history.

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Alright, nice chinwag

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BYE.

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ORIGINALITY.

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from what i've observed recently,

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it seems that a whole lot of ppl

are hating my blogging style.

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" YOUR CONTENT IS SOOO SEXUAL..."

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"OH YOU'RE SO VULGAR..!"

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"AHH, YOU'RE SUCHA SPOILT BRAT ~ "

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ENOUGH SAID !

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well well.. let me tell you the truth then

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THIS IS HOW I AM

IN REAL LIFE TOO

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SAD

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basically there's practically

NOTHING you can do about it.

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because as a reader, your job is just simply to

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READ.

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well. you do get to voice your comments at times.

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hence i do get lots of " i hate you" comments.

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and a hell lot of " you blogging style sucks" kind of comments.

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what's the point dude?

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Do i get to literally bed Brad Pitt just because

i said,

" Fuck You Brad Pitt " ??

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don't be silly.

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you're just making me

GUFFAW HARD at YOUR STUPIDITY.

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so are you ppl expecting to come to my blog..

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and see me blogging TYPICALLY like this...

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" *yawn* what a boring day today. Reached school at 8 and waited for crystal. She was late. I waited for her till 8.30 then went into class together. Class was horribly boring. Lessons all the way till 12 and had a break. Didn't had much of an appetite but i forced myself to eat because lesson officially ends at blah blah yada yada.. "

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Head Count: 1, 2, 3, 4, ....

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349852 HEADS FALLING ASLEEP !

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Alright alright.

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no worries.

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i DREAD recalling the whole day's activities too.

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even my mom isn't interested in what i've done in school.

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SO I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T TOO .

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i am like having school for 5 days a week.

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so i guess this is what those TYPICAL readers

who complained loved to see.

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" *yawn* what a boring day today. Reached school at 8 and waited for crystal. She was late. I waited for her till 8.30 then went into class together. Class was horribly boring. Lessons all the way till 12 and had a break. Didn't had much of an appetite but i forced myself to eat because lesson officially ends at blah blah yada yada.. "

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x 5 !!

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Come on.

Even the hair on your butt crack starts screaming. . .

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BOR-ING !!

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you ppl are hating me cause i am different.

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I'm laughing at you cause you're all the same.

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By the Way.

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Excuse me?

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i am a blogger. i am not your maid.

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i do not do WHAT you ask me to do.

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Unless you pay me, of course..

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IF NOT, Get This Clear.

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Blogging is NOT a service provided BY ME FOR YOU.

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YOU DO NOT GET TO PICK WHAT YOU WANT TO READ.

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So pls, you do not possess the right to go

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" Mummy, i wanna read about

Bill Gates's favourite pastime

and structure of a basin "

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INSTEAD, I AM THE ONE WHO GET TO PICK WHAT

I WANT YOU TO READ.

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So the fact is

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YOU DEVOUR WHATEVER IS INFRONT OF YOU THEN SHUT UP .

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As for good readers who enjoys reading my blog or

readers who doesn't enjoy but just silently curse me behind my back, praying to God hoping i will be dead, everynight before you go to bed....

I thank you very much.

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The former, i love you.

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The latter, i killed your mom .

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Cornrows totally rock my world

EVERYBODY SCREEEEEAM

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FOR THE ARRIVAL OF GRACE!!!!

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and na na if you want.
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i so much wanted to do cornrows.

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so i did it on nana to see roughly how it looks !

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well. i am seriously reluctant to brush my fingers through her bushy thick hair.

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and made her think i've let her

get one step closer to me.

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alright.

i am not some professional oki.

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so forgive for my sub-standard cornrows.

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this is what i wanted.

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i know i know!

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Mine and Hers look TOTALLY alike right !

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HA HA HA HA
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alright. say goodbye to nana.

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ok , i've changed my mind.

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just ignore her and go off.

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That's My Life.

okay.

now what's the deal.

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i've been trying to convince people that white tigers ARE albinos

for MY WHOLE LIFE.

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due to the lack of their normal color

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which allows me to conclude that they are albinistic

and also true-blue albinos..

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However. they are not.

(if not why would i bother to blog ABOUT IT)

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i am so darn disappointed.

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Despite this devastatingly disappointing fact.

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i've found out something that cause my hilarity meter goes.

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* BOOOMMMM! *

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Check This Out.

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http://www.internetslang.com/all.asp

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What The Hell Is This?!

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i think human's laziness has already gone WAYYY out of limit.

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Baby = BBY ?

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WHAT?!

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BABY is like only a 4 letter word and BBY is 3.

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if i ever type it to someone saying

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" oh you naughty little bby boy. "

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and the person goes

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" Huh? What's BBY?"

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Then you'll have to go.. " oh.. you know. BBY means baby."

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HUH? isn't that redundant?

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aren't you typing even more when your initial intention was to type less?

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DUH ! = DER

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COME AGAIN?!

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shouldn't DUH~ be like an expression for "of course" or something like that? ..

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why would you wanna change it to DER when it's STILL 3 LETTERS ?!

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HUH? I SERIOUSLY DON'T GET IT.

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am i like getting old or are ppl getting weirder.

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of course . some acceptables abbreviations like

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WTH, GTG, BRB, OMG, AFK are fine with me.

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Even LOL seemed ridiculous to me.

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I Assumed Everyone Knows It's Laugh Out Loud?

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i could marginally accept ppl using that online, like msn or whatsoever.

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BUT IN REAL LIFE?

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omg.

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i've heard lots of ppl literally pronounced LOL,

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YES. LOL.. not L-O-L.

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WTF?

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LOL?

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but you're not even laughing out loud.

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unless you replaced all the " HA HA HA HA" with " LOL LOL LOL LOL"

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so when you laugh, you literally say out all the LOLs.

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however, in case you're not aware,

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you may portray yourself as a serious case of mental retardation

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in some worst case scenarios,

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you'll see ppl using LAWL .

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LOL? = LAWL ?

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Laugh Out Loud and Laugh "Awd" Loud?

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Shouldn't LOL Be The Shortest

Abbreviation Available Already?

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let me show you what would happen if everyone,

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especially bloggers start replacing most words with abbreviations.

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AIKRN is DIKU ? IDGIAD if YBIFAM, YMIL is a MIA. BTW YG MOOBS.

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WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT ?!

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All i know right now is do i know you? I don't give it a damn if your brother's from another mother. Your Mother in law is a moron in action. By the way, you've got man boobs.

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Wow. in fact! DOUBLE WOW..!

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it's so convenient !

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But at one glance,

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I LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT going

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Gu GU GAa Gaa ~~

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Alright that's all about it.

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TYVM. MTFBWY. BFK FAOY.

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Ps: Thank you very much. May the force be with you. Big fat kiss for all of you.

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Together FOREVER !

Yesterday i went for dinner with this rare guest.

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SHULI..!

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well, and also shiwei of course.

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but she's not rare, she's special =}
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Here's A Portion Of Our Dinner !!

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I am fair !

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I am fair !

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I am fair !

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Come come everybody..

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tell me i am FAAAAAAIR !

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*gimme the Laaaa~ music pls*

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Taking a stroll after dinner.

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it's a very important step.

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cause it keep our legs sexy, hair bouncy and boobs firm.
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yeah..

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i made that up.

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SO WHAT.

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But LOOK.

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My hair's bouncy, my legs are sexy and boobies are firm.

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Alright.

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whatever.

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move on.

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Alright.

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now you can gently close this window

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and go surf some porn sites saved in your "Favourites"

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Go Go.. Go do your stuff .

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BYE.
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HEY YOU !!

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I SAID G-E-N-T-L-Y !!

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Everybody's Feeling High Today

Today Daddy was exceptionally early.

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And drove me to school at around...

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let me see...

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6.45 !!

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and lesson's at 8 !

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What the HELL

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i s-l-o-w-l-y took my breakfast

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S-L-O-W-L-Y flipped through my notes

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SS-L-OO-W-L-YY went to shit..

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met tommy and crystal to puff-it-out

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at our favourite hangout >> Gate 8

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Ah Wang is back by

Popular Demand.
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That's My Crazy Bitchy Slutty Bestie .
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We Seriously Don't Give A Damn
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To That Nerdy Lecturer.
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Naff Off !! You . . .

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Down-Syndrome-Looking-Lecturer.
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Wth ?

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stupid lecturer keep staring at me

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after taking this photo

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NOT HAPPY?

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I'LL PULL YOUR PANTY AND

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COVER OVER YOUR HEAD !

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YAY ~!
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TIME TO GO HOME !
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NOW EVERYBODY TAKE OFF YOUR BRA AND SCREAM
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" LA SENZA SELLS COMFY BRAS ! "
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whatever. scream whatever brand you like.

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another

compulsory puffing session

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before heading home

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We Love Ah Wang

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Everybody now wave goodbye

to my dearest bitchy lil bitch ~!

*smack butt*

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Poor thing she has to work tonight.

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