P R O M ~

Spotted tis Tai-Tai at prom.. tink she's erm.... Professor Ooi or someting ya? i m not too sure u noe..

With my 9 YEARS fren... CHUAN WEN~~ ^^

Tiger~~... i will miss the times he catch me..

esp the time at lot one food court~!! ^^

Me... Jane.. Gp... XIN XIN~~ ^^

MY~ steam eggie... *zhen dan~!!* ^^

R.O.S.... PI pi... Gracie.. Janeee~~

Plucked UP my courage to take pic wif.. tis.. er... erm... well... i dunno wad species is tis oso... ^^

aWw... i love u jane.. ^^

even though u are a BAd kisser..

tODAE...

Hi... tis is the post for.... TODAE~ u freakin idiots..


^^ wanna noe someting?
i love to scream at u pathetic readers A.K.A COMMONERS~~!!!



orh yay~ ^^ isnt it GREAT to be a blogger... aWWwww....



suppose to go for an interview.. BUT... awww... someone called and said tt i nid not go....

Readers : *sympathise*


COME ON... I sympathise on U ALRITE~~ i got the job without goin for interview man... how great can things get ya?


alrite... i understand ur jealousy... but its FINE~~ coz... ITS NOT MY FREAKIN PROB~~ ^^v



alrite... .. went to watch the Enchanted wif my mei mei aka nana aka pig-lookin-creature ... ^^ alrite lets NOT get distracted for NOT impt tings... =}


oh.. anw... she jux came bck from london ytd and begged me... SO... given to me soft hearted nature and kind character... i brought her to the movie... ^^



no praises pls... i m tired of hearin it EVERYDAY.... awww... *yawns*



Readers : *mumbles* *unhappy*




oki oki... fine fine~~ praise me if u lik ...


Readers : *whisper to Your Highness Grace*



Grace : oh? uh huh... ya.. i see.... yea...


alrite... small issue ... its juz tt they cant find any words worthy enough to praise me.... but tt's alrite... inevitable problem ya... ^^



oki... enough of praising myself......




now... i shall tok about the main activity todae.. shall elaborate more..


went to lot one wif jk, jx and jane plus nana... tAAdaaaaa~~



THE END...

Interview daY

oki.. i admit my blog is slow lik me... coz... I M BLOGGIN YTD'S HAPPENINGS~~ ^^


WHY?


coz i m too freaking tired.. wads ur prob dudes... cant i R-E-S-T... REST~



alrite... woke up at 10 plus ytd to prepare my self for interview.. left house to meet jt at 11 plus... and i am suppose to get to marina square AT 12!!!!! fuckin shit... god bless...


okix... reached cityhall at 12 plus and got to john little for interview at 12.30.. HAAS!! as expected by u these sicko freakin psycho readers... .. I KENA GAN~ =.= cb..


that old and maid lookin manager... FUCK... hope she dIE when tryin to shit and a python appear out of nowher to bite her black arse...~~ ty... ^^



well... went to aljunied for another interview den to bugis den to shaw centre den to far east den to Tangs.. poor me isnt it??....



feel lik an utter loser wif fresh and just-from-oven BLISTERS~!!!! NNB~~~~~~~ >.<



well ... well....


Special thanks to: Miss. Jane ( Helped me check out where the hell is Shaw centre)
: Mr. Jt ( Walked ard wif me to interviews.. poor boy )
: Mr. Marlboro menthol (For being ther for me whenever i feel lik takin a puff )
: Miss. Pink Lighter ( Allowing me to have the honour to light up my cig)
: Miss Brown contact lens ( For not dryin up and threatenin to blind my eyes)

Town dAE!! ^^

haas... taken on town dae.. with hj, jx , jk, jane, gp...

I fucking look lik ghost sia...

ANW~ check out my new hair colour dudes~~ ^^v pretty nice ehx...~~

i DON mean to comment.. but.. aWw.. i cant brin myself to sae... ERM... ITs just TaT... Aww.. tis is realli difficult... alrite.. actually..

THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND LOOKS LIK MY DAD~~!!!




HAaAahahhhaaH~!!! ^^

i m back~ !!!!!!

LONG TIME NO BLOG~~ ^^


HI my dearest and most loyal readers... *wave wave*

Readers: *applaud*

Grace: "Thank u thank u... " *flying kisses *


ALRITE~ lets begin... ^^


todae i went alllllllllll the way to chinatown to alter my damn bloody fucking qi pao.. __

i stil gei gan wear wad heels... knn... legs almost turn purple and start rottin.. T.T

Readers: *yawn*

Grace: " CANT I FINISH MY STORY!!! TIS IS MY FIRST ENTRY FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS MIND U!!! "

=.=


alrite alrite... * fast forward fast forward skip skip blah blah blah~~*


well well... i m super sia sway todae.. realli feel lik a retard idiot..


before tt...i was at lucky plaza and walking ard lookin for the " so-cALLED-veh-cheap-BUT-nice-clutch-suitable-for-prom" but in the end i onli found myself in midst of a sea of maids who were enjoying their off day with their bangla dates...


aiya... tis is not the main POINT~!!! =.= fucker....


oki... den i walked ard wif jt and lookin ard... we went up escalators and walked ard each floor... i had NV NV NV been to lucky plaza so i m soooo super excited.. hence i looked ard and stare at weird lingerie shop... DEN!! i found myself steppin of an escalator movin down when i was tryin TO GO UP... FUCK!


soo.... AHHHHH!!! i squeaked. *ashamed.. hide under blanket* T_T !!!



sia swaaaayy...!!! OMG..


* quickly FAST FORWARD~~~*


oh.. anw.. *tryin to change subject* i realise weird shop name in lucky plaza.. such as '"Lucky Prata"... HAAS~!!! how lucky.. ^^ h..a..a..aa ... haaa? *awkward*


Readers : *LAUGH AND ROAR*


oki... fine fine FINE... !!!!

DEN i shall not elaborate on how stupid i look tryin to jog wif my heels, how retarded i look eatin my cream pasta, how ridiculously huge my stomach bloated after i try to finish the pasta and how fast i went to shit rite after my pasta dinner.. !!!


UR LOSS READERS!!! i don giv it a damn!!! cry for ALL u WAN! BEG me for aLL i CARE!! i wil nv tell U!!



mmmx.. den at nite went over to limbang find my xin xin and the rest.. shall not elaborate on who "the rest" are... noe why ?? NOT IMPT MAR~~


aiyo.... readers ar readers... u noe i DON lik to mention about ppl tt are NOT IMPT~~ ^^


i shall end here... alrite? =}


Readers : " nO..no... no... *lots of commotion* "


aWw~ come on... ^^ i noe how u feell.... awww...

=(

=.= i don lik todae...





hope tml will be better....






pHew.. T.T


am i realli tt bad... x_x _i am tryin le wad_ its jus tt u dunno how diff it is for me to make a change in myself..=[

i love mom

so long nv blog le ehx~~ T.T sian... exam period now... fuckin cb larx..



sb sian... study oso no use.. tis way in tt way out liao... T.T naBei...



no more cigg liao... how to tong tonite lehx...



pls pls drop cigg from the sky bax~~ T.T



went shoppin wif lao ma todae~



she's lik damn fuckin rich lorx.. every shop also mus go in.. every clothes i touch dou wan me go try... =.=



okix~ scam tio one jeans from her... actu tio cheated money.. new future de jeans whergot $39.90 so ex... knn.. that pua ji bye shop cheat money.. but nvm~ lao ma pay..



$39.90 plus $10 to tapered and alter the jeans... wAa~ $50 liddat fly liao. . =.= but nvm... lao ma pay. . .



den went to eat korean cuisine. . . WaA~ damn ex lorx.. and taste lik....normal normal so-so ok ok onli~ =.= but nvm~ lao ma pay. . . .



den i bot a mouse stapler red colour de. . den realise no staples size can fit in.. =.= nnb cb... waste money and tio scam again.. but nvm..~ lao ma pay...



tis is my stupid borin life... i've turned on the com. for whole dae already.. electrical bills kip running... but nvm~~ lao ma pay~~ ^^


oki... goin off to take out my contacts liao.. abo eye infection need alot hospital fees.. but nvm~ lao ma WIL pay~



even if no eye infection contacts lens also wil tear if too dry.. but nvm~ ^^ lao ma pay~~~ ^^


okix.. bye bye~ =.=

sick...

stil down wif flu.. =.= damn sian..


hate the eng paper today..


went to eat wif baobei and lao zha bor after sch... den slacked and chat.. more lik gossip lar actu... ^^ haas..


walked back to my hse ther. . cont to gossip at my hse void deck~ ^^ well.. realli not veh comfortable wif the songka.. hope it faster end.. T.T


o0o0~~ finally eat dao my tang yuan le after my persistent niam-ing~ ^^v


reached home... felt damn fucked up. . . coz ji tao headache non stop.. T.T xin ku...



slept the whole afternoon. . . woke up by my lao ma... coz she go kiss me =.= *shy*

OF COZ WIL JI TAO JUMP UP LARX~!! haas~ ^^


tml's chem pract... sian ar sian... pls let everyting end quickly.... =.=

Tired~ = . =

wanted to blog ytd. . . but too busy and reached home at 5 plus tis mornin.. T.T tired.. my contacts are already protestin, threatenin to blind me at any moment if i stil don remove them.. fuckin shit.. red eyes.. painful sia..




mmx.. ytd was a god damn busy dae.. i woke ard 1 plus near 2.. den dua tao kia came to my house to take the haversack frm me.. well.. i was realli busy... and i've got to go to bp plaza to collect my stuff frm my seller so we went tgt first and left the big bulky haversack at home first.... mmx..




after the collection, went bck to my house to pick up the haversack and electric fan and etc.. stuff for obs lorx.. den on the bus home, gp called and asked me to accompany her to cwp as JANE ps her.. well well... aiya.. as u noe~ i am well-known for my kind hearted nature ^^ so i pei her.. so i went home and changed ... old man and dua tao kai sat at the livin room.. old man was workin out , flauntin his saggy yet he told is firm muscles.. hahahas~!! >.< oki oki.... skip my old man's part.. ^^




den went to cwp to meet gp... bot a pair of slippers ther as my beloved slippers spoilt already... *depressed* haix.. spent money again.. T.T okix.. i spent ALL my fuckin money..



mmmx... went over to yt to take science pract papers from jt.. den went to ws hse slack.. hahas.. kept ka jiao and di siao him~~ ^^ suA.. lets not tok about tt hongster.. ^^ hee~~ drank tiger~~ alt onli one can.. not enuff to even quench my thirst but.. nvm~ cin cai lorx...



haix.. i went to soooo mani places tt my legs ache lik siao... stil kena sae i lao ah ma.. =.= nabeh... nvm nvm~~ anw.. i m stil down wif flu.. T.T and its gettin worser~~!! >.< AhhHHh~ sian





anw.. tis is for my bao bei.. =}

Jas jia you bax.. cheer up okix.. tink abt we kio dao so cheap de skinny jiu wil happi le bax~ haas` ^^ i wil be ther to wipe ur tears for u de.. so go ahead and cry ba.. even if i cant, i also wil be ther to cry wif u de.. =} alt i dunno my results yet also dunno whether i wil do well.. but i comfort u first ba.. when i get bck my results den dao ur turn comfort me .. X_x *hugs* <3>

Eerie~~

shi mian again.. =.=



jus went outside smoke.. alone squat outside... wind damn fuckin big.. X_x scary.. plus tink dao tt qi pao old lady.. goosebumps all ji tao come out.. quickly smoke finish den come in lex...


don dare stay outside too long.. eerie man... T.T



plus the wind blow den outside neighbour's de clothes kip piao ~~ woo~~ omg...



wtf sia... ke pa ke pa... gia si lang... T.T



better hide under blanket zzz lex.. hope can fall aslp soon.... pls pls... let me zzz soon... T.T


nitex..

WAD?!!

*silence* . . .



horrible terrible and despicable.. guess wad ppl GUESS WAD??!! Readers : " What What?? " NTH~ ^^ haAaHaHAas~~!!!!!!!



=.= siao...



hana hana~ tell u WAD~

Dua tao Kai : " U got mozzie repellent and sunblock lend me? "

Grace : " don hav~ but i got anti itch cream for insects bites lik sandflies~ " *angelic smile*

Dua tao kai: " WaAa~ u veh pretty~ i treat u watch The SecRet wan?? "

Grace: " YaY~~ hao ar hao ARx~~!! ^^ "

*cheerful bright full of hope and excitement smile *

Dua tao kai : " Nah~
http://www.crunchyroll.com/showseries?id=5297 ... stil got part 1 and part 2 leh~ ^^ "

Grace : " *fall off chair* -_-!! nnb ccb.. fucker jian kai stupid pu bor niao poh stingy kns..~

$%!#% "

Grace : " qi siii woooo!!! T.T "

The above is a perfect example of a low-class no sense no charisma no elegence no hair de useless guy.. =.=

hahahahaahS~~!! ^^ yay~~ so happi... i love bloggin~~ ^^ Jian kaiiii~~ veh veh veh GEK horx~~ ^^ aiyoooo~

Grace's Day

cb... so damn fucked up and sian.. but dunno wat the hell is my prob... =.=


mmmx... sian .. maybe later i'll go buy stickers paste on my new gba ^^ when fully deco already wil post and show off to u ppl... =} but stil haven buy charger and cartridge.. X_x cant play.. nb..


tml's gonna get my jeans bot online lex.. sian... these few daes bot alot of tings... realli god damn pok liao... T.T plus now flu.. den smoke wil feel lik vomitin.. and.. wads worst is tt now no money buy cig le.. hj and those sec 3 goin obs le.. no hj.. no cig.. no motivation... no grace.. no life.. T.T



anw.. i've already cleared some of my Needs-List de tings liao... at least 4 items are taken off the list liao... now left 8... and my To-Do-List i onli did 1... left 9 ... fuck sia... knn.. T.T nvm... slowly lorx..



i wanna watch The Simpsons Movie , 881 and The Secret.. but no money... tink by the time i got money the movie already over le bax.. sua lar... Also nv get to watch AlonE but forget it bax..

T.T sian....

ytd was too tired to blog.. too much tings happen waste alot of energy.. ^^


early morin jiu went to sch as usual for the fucked up ndp... nb... i m not even s'porean so i m not oblige to go lorx by rite.. but sua lar sua lar... cin cai lor...


the parade was super borin and the sun is fuckin big.. kns... =.= finally bazaar begin lex.. veh happi coz damn hungry liao... den chu de came and blah blah blah , in conclusion wan me to jiang qing chu wif tt fuck face vivien.. okix lor... wan sae faster sae don waste time lar cb kia.. den she kip siam and run away.. oki.. fuck off den, don waste my eatin time...


eat finish le jiu went to buy drinks wif jane, el and jass. . . o0o.. wad a conincidence, jane however managed to spot tt pu bor from the edge of her eye.. okix.. den jiu go over lorx.. settle it once and for all so no nid zai listen to jane tt ass kip niam and complain to me how erxin and irritatin tt fuck face is lex...


went over blast her face, at first stil peng wae sae dunno us... hong gan.. fuck face bo wae gong den tiam tiam, her fren pluck up courage to gan me.. wA lan eh.. siao liao... hor gao gan..... =.= den jiu sio liao den cao gan bck.. she tiam tiam... let me outside see her jiu slap her cb face dao die... pua chee bye.. see her face confirm is those gina sai.. ask her settle outside she jiu gia tio somemore stil gan her own fren ... nb.. all tiam tiam.. fuck face apologised to jane... so xia jian.. ask her apologise jiu apologise... hum ji kuay.. XIA LAN~!!! ma ma si ar ... ccb... =.= The End. . lik tt onli.. waste time waste energy.. =.=


skip the naBei ccb part larx.. bazaar was fun.. kio kio here kio kio ther... so song... den el and i jiu went to shop shop look ard.. den went to buy the tissue paper pouch... el holdin the pouch den waitin to pay money...

Grace: " sian . . . don pay money they also dunno. . =.= "
Eelynn: " hanor hanor... *giv gong gong look stil veh persistent to pay money* "
Grace: " lynn, zou zou.. jus zou onli... ... they dunno de.. faster.."
Eelynn : " o.O ?? *cont giv gong gong dai dai look* "
Grace : " *pull el walk away* =.=!! "


=.= stupid lao zha bor so gong so slow de alamak... X_x.. but stil veh fun.. coz i and el kip here kio coupons ther kio pian yi huo... ^^ *bargian bargain* haas... sb fun ... el that ass try to go sell muffins, in the end stil kena exposed by band de ppl... coz the muffins are leftovers by the band members... haas~ ^^ sia swayyy....



bot alot alot of tissue paper pouch lorx.. haaas.. so everyone dou hav at least one... zha bors all pink de.. zhili and jt the 2 gays are purple dex... ^^ veh cheap ehx.... Naraya one onli sell $1... some is bargian de so is $0.50 onli... Naraya lehx~!! i bot one online last time for $4.50 sia.. fucker... T.T tio scam .. cb...


o0o~ all zha borxx also got buy a pen each... $4 each lehx... but is kio ppl de money.. so.... WU SUO WEI~~ ^^ mine is ke ai , nice, elegant, pretty, sophisticated, beautiful, perfect, amazing, gorgeous de ladybird ~ ^^ while the rest is wad bee, tortoise and wadever larx.. not impt.. =.=


hurs hurs~~ veh gek horx el, jas, jane and gp.. too bad.. u noe why?? cos is MY blog~ nani nani POH POH~ ^^ anw.. ty gp for the PINK gameboy advance.. ^^ veh nice.. ^^


o0o.. anw. went k box wif baobei den kio tio a ultimate big room but onli we two lehx... for readers who may noe.. is lot de k box room 19... damn fuckin big... tok stil wil echo. hahaas so funny.. i and baobei ji tao ki siao... siao liao larx.. so big lehx... alamak..


haas... oki gtg lex... goin out soon... ^^

nth to blog but blogged.. =.=

super lan jiao pu bor pua bye hong gan fucked up birdie kum gong hum bin face Vivien~ Readers: " Who? " Grace : " __ shut the fuck up. " Grace: " Hana... the ugly one with the distorted mouth which i all along tot it was a dick until it started tokin? " Readers: " OoO!! yar yar~~ ^^ " wtf... dare to look for me ask my jiang qing chu... HaAaAhaAas~~ =.= er... xin..


one more dai ji she gimme i wil stuff gun powder in her fuckin big mouth and fly her up the sky formin fireworks tt break guiiness world record : <> faint hearted pls close ur eyes... wei le pei he national day marx.. ^^


guess wads moreeeee unbelievably outrageous??! Readers: " What what ke ai de grace?? "

alrite alrite.. *am chio* ^^ she's so persistent on jiang qing chu tt tml stil wan me go find her... well.. for readers who dont noe nth.. i pon sch today so nv had chance to find her... well... hai... is she bian tai or wad... wan me scream in her face so much... haix. bo bian lorx... grant her wish bax... i confirm blast at her face until her ugly and outdated BUT she stil tink veh in and fashionable de mushroom hairstyle stand up high and tall..


qian ma one tis kind of person... hao bax... mei ban fa.. since tt pu bor kia qian ma den i huan her lorx... huan her everyyyting... buay pai horx me.. ^^


anw... slacked whole day today at home until my body starts to turn purplish then, i realised the fact tt i m startin to rot... soo... i went down lot.. well.. continue to slack at lot... kup cig wif bao bei .. T.T spend money again... SHIT...



wanted to open k box coz gerald help negotiate until $55 for 6 ppl to go in.. somemore is at nite de.. well.... quite a deal... but no thanx... T.T * actu i wanted so much to go* chui xin gan~~~!!! >.<>>>


Ningjie: " Gerald, ke yi bang wo men kai k box ma?"
Gerald: " Na suo shi lai wo bang ni men kai.. "
Ning, Ying, Grace : " . . . O.O ?? "

..... realli senh liao him.. =.=


haaAhaAa~ heard tt tis weak ass idiot was sent away in ambulance for 2 times within 3 daes i luff dao siao ... wth... heart prob.. but doc sae heart no prob.. but he insist is heart prob... so i tink IS UR PROB BAX~ =.= but actu... quite ke lian le larx.. X_x


tt's all.. today was a borin day... nth much happened... didnt saw no human fightin wif pigs.. nor king kong step power pretendin to hold a rifle.. =.= sian...

Wonderfully BIG ^^

today sch was boring.. but other days sch was also borin.. =.=

after went to eat my rojak~ been tinkin about it all along during lesson... T.T anw.. after sch heard tt yiru goin to fight~ with.... TIMOTHY.. Readers: " Who?? "
Grace : " Timothy? .... X_x " Readers: " WHO??! " oki... wadever... Grace: " timothy... =.= " haAAhaahaAas!! * i love blogging! * yippie!!! ^^


reached ther saw one gigantic piece of bak gua somemore is not Mei Zhen Xiang one.. is those cheap chapalang brand de wrappin ard yiru.. rubbed my eyes, i looked again.. OOOO!!! yuan lai is Timothy... Readers: " who...?? " oki.. forget it... =.= so difficult to blog about somebody not famous.. sian... =.=


anw.. knn.. focus everybody focus~~~!!! okix.. i shall continue.. ^^ skip the details.. skip the emotional parts... skip the timothy part.. Grace: " who ?... =.=" Readers: " WHOOO !! " Grace: " the one wif a dick growin out of his face , which we normally name it as DickFace ...?? =.= " Readers: " . . . uhhh...~ oOOO~ i see... "


okix.. perfect.... thank u... =} lets continue... den after the fight.. while smokin i realised a huge amt of pressure buildin on me.. i turned ard... i saw TIS NBCB SUPER HUGE KING KONG SHAPE XXXXL SIZE DE SHADOW CASTING OVER ME... ooooo!!!!! its Benny~~... ^^ Grace : " easy~ ^^ the fat one? " Readers: " oOo~~~! " ^^ okix.. anw.. =.= wad a weird and cb fucked FAt ass.. walk in jiu sua.. Waa.. BUT... benny jiu shi benny.. tis gigantic THING walked in wif his fat arms and chubby fingers pretendin its a rifle... hard to imagine my dear readers ?? oki.. ^^ a cannon bomb then.. =} ... HaaAaHAaaAa~~~!!! wad a amazing life threatenin sight~ T.T HAHahAaAH~!!! I fuckin choked on my fuckin cig by the fuckin smoke.. ^^


stay tuned for more updates by Channel Ba1 Gua4 News Asia reporter : Grace Ooi =} (Reporting from Weisiong house)

BOREDOM!!!!! >.<

today was a beautifully BORING day.. =.= woke up at 12 plus nth to do.. chiong abit audi.. went back zzz and watch tv and eat and shio hun... BORED to death... actu wanted to study.. but didnt found anyone to accompany.. den found hewjing my sister.. he oso damn sian so we actu wanted go timah study shun bian go find tiong kok, wz they all...


but.. unfortunately.. hj sae they onli stay dere dao 7 plus.. since its already 5 plus le.. so jiu decide go lot slack onli.. so we called dua tao jk to meet us oso..


reach dere le.. jus slack onli... den KAY came.. well.. abit sian larx.. but bo bian.. he got cig~~ mmmx... so i and hj decide to kio his so we gei siao don hav~ ^^ *hAaAhHAAHa!!!!!!!!!!!*

okiix..... skip the details.. den lim pei SONG!! came to look for us.. slack ard.. jiu go home.. be4 goin home i went to buy my FUCKIN EXP EYE LINER!!! $20 jiu lik tt fly away lik nobody's business... T.T fucked up man....


okix.. skip the emotional parts.. . jk and i took 985 home den alight at my house ther to take 187 home.. tt's all for todae.. BORIN BORIN BORINNNNN day...


=.= anw.. the sec threes goin obs lex... mmx.. ma fan.. stil hav to go dig out the haversack lend hj.. so be thankful vege boy... and also lend dua tao kai my electrical fan .. woo~~ ^^ powerful wind oki.. i survived on tat durin my obs daes...


anw... i'll try to help jk find another haversack to him bax... i m such a good fren *pat my own head* i noe i noe.. ^^ everybody noeess~.. but if u spoil it... *clench fist crack knuckles*

tml is monday.. wooo~~~!! ^^ cb.... sian... =.= who am i tryin to cheat... alrite.. at least no poh poh tml.. hope no nid stay back to look at her fucked hum bin... __

Two-in-one post.

^^ todae went out eat dinner wif old man, mummy, ah ma, nana. dawn, simba, elaine and lame. den i cai realise it was old man's birthday~



wAaa.. how unfillial lorx.. T.T guilty dao siao.. nv buy present.. mei guan xi.. i myself is already the bestest gift for my old man lex. ^^





mmmx.. went to sakura ate international buffet... not much appetite.. haix.. so mani food~~ T.T so temptin.. but.. stil not much appetite.. waste $$ T.T





alrite.. went home with all 9 ppl squeezin in my old man's 7 seater car.. heng we all got small butts.. of coz except for DAWN and LAME the two old and saggy butts.. all go bck my home cut cake sing song~~ ^^




well. when about to walk to the lift i saw tis army of ants.. omg~~ the whole lot of them stretchin across the floor.. btw.. the whole clan is movin house.. anw~ for ur information , it's a rare phenomenon for ants to move house as it's a highly risky and poses a high possibility tt the entire clan wil be wiped out. hence, ants wil onli move house under extreme conditions such as natural disasters.. tis is a bad omen.. i rmb the last time i've seen tis phenomenon is a few daes after the tsunami happened.. when all the climate changes and s'pore's temp dropped.. so i , the great feng shui shi fu, predict tt another disaster is approaching~ beware.. i've warned u...







actu the reason why i m bloggin now is coz i am waitin for my old man and mummy to go zzz so that i can go shio hun wif my hun ki khaki.... simba~~ bo bian.. now too poor le.. cannot afford to spend money on anyting else..






hur hur~ look at tis guys, new scandal FRESH FROM OVEN~ provided by paparazzi reporter, Miss Jane Tan .






LOOK~ bottom left hand corner. familiar face??

That's rite, stop rubbin ur eyes, yes~ our opera male lead GOH JIAN KAI! This is definitely scandalous..

Who's is he with? wads the relationship betwnn them?


is this another human-pig love affair? HIGH possibility my dear all. We, as professionals reporters, make it our our obligation to follow-up on the news till the end.

My dear readers,

we've done a match up of their facial features and came out wif a matched up pic of wad the future children will look lik.

BOY

GIRL

busy person.. haix

T.T these few days i so super sb despo tryin to earn the most amt of money in the shortest period of time..


tmd.. kip kena kp by ppl... esp tiong kok and jt.. =.= plans to scam ppl's money kip fail lik shit.. *tink harder tink hard* try to sell ppl tings also fail... onli scam tio jT tt retarded de $$ haas~~ but onli $0.70 de milo onli... no sense of achievement.. =.=


mmmx... but a good start is half way towards the road to success... continue to work hard... ^^ jia you bax ke ai de grace~~ *nod nod* i noe i noe.. =}


so many tings to buy but so little money lorx.. irritatin lorx.. listen up ar jX i NEED to buy.. not i WANT to buy... see arx...

1) Gameboy advance charger
2) skinny jeans
3) pumps
4) cardigan
5) contact lens
6) sling bag
7) loreal eyeliner
8) Olay whitenin cream
9) biore make-up removal tissue
10) Audition a-cash
11) new cartridge for gameboy adavance
12) rattan bag

see see.. omg... i seriously tink tt we shouldn't treat money so impt.. hope tt onedae everyone wil share the love and do not run the world with money.. perhaps we could carry out goods exchange lik barter trade or wad... by then the world wil be a lovely place to be in.. ^^ not bad ehx~~

i stil got alot of tings to do lorx.. tis is my To-Do-List

1) send my fuckin lao ya hp to nokia care shop
2) write in a proposal to my old man to request for an allowance-raise due to the fuckin ccb gst increment
3) borrow sophia and the risin sun again from the library tt time i gei gan go return be4 finsh readin =.=
4) i need to get back my beautiful DIY leopard print cig box from joel
5) watch but not watch it ALONE oki!!
6) watch the new seasons of SIMPONS!! ^^
7) trim my nails cos they are simply pokin rite into my flesh whem i m writin.. fuckin hurts
8) and also to get back my blue-brown bikini set from gp.. but this can wait.. i don nid them yet
9) to level up my audition acc and earn dao 100 k den...
10) last but not least to punch POH cb in her cb face... ^^

My pathetic everyday life. . .

" No no no.. I don't lik this, you know. "

" You are very daring uh! "

" Go away! You are wasting my time. "


" Go and get another school lar!


" You again.. You never learn!! I will suspend you..! "

" Your mother is a very nice lady. I want you to apologise to her!! "









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Criminal No. 6 : Poh Poh

Nickname: Red Teletubbie

Age: Undefined

A.k.a: Neh nanni POh POh

Favourite food: PoHpiah

Secret code: POhkemon

Crime: Am Chio to herself

Targeted Victim: Lester the POh KIa

Favourite pastime: Print Blue Forms

Favourite phrase: "You

should take the blue form."

Favourite quote: " I want those

who fail to stay back today. "

!!!!!!!!

I'll have Poh Poh BEHEADED one dae~~!!!! *strangle strangleeee* *~*

i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her... ~~ =.=

tt poh cb lao cb pua cb gong cb cao cb wil die and bury next to tt chinster den tt poh kia pu bor kia vivien ng wil next to him den tt bo neh neh act dua neh neh de rashida next door den tt dua neh neh act bo neh neh de loh be her neighbour den yS tt dua neh bu next to her.. .

hewlan larx..

ji tao bury all the gong cbsss side by side~ =.= * 3 chEERS to gRace~~ ^^*

^^ yay~ ^^ ^^ ^^

~The End~

Town Dae..

mmmx.. woke up at 1 plus todae coz ytd veh late zzz... kip chiong audi~~ ^^ played audi with ah lao and ah gong until 2 plus bax.. somemore stil kip chat at msn... jas todae came over my house 1st den quietly wait for me change, make up, prepare.. den at 3 plus jiu set off .. i waited thw whole afternoon to meet them lorx.. damn annoyin. spoil my shoopin mood. i hate waitin for ppl... it sucks.. >.<


haix.. so wait veh long for el, sh, gp, hj and wz coz wz wan eat.. den jiu wait sb long.. until i and jas buay tong saw an empty bus which was so temptin so we boarded unknowingly.. ^^ cant resist the seduction u know~~ EMPTY 190 bus is close to extinction on saturdaes~ ^^


reach town lex jiu go walk walk... bought nth.. T~T coz no money and no mood... not feelin veh well for whole day.. X_x sian.. money makes the world goes round.. at least MY world.. =.=


reached town started to slack slack walk walk tok tok den jiu went down dhoby ghaut meet alvin, eugene they all.. and also some i don even noe dem.. eeee.... stil got malcolm and got tis fuckin birdie ku ku lan jiao plus abit cb and pu bor bin de zha bor.. Er XIN er Xin~~ *pui ar!*


OOO!!! and todae saw a kan pua chao ji wu di sb super DUA Neh nEh !!!! *faint* omg....~~ big daooo~~ all see le ji tao STUN .. i not exaggerating i swear .. Realiiii... almost bigger den my head u noee... WaAaa~~ *poink poink* u noe... T.T big mannn...super unbelievable .. unforgettable oso...


went to lan shop play audi.. ^^ me, el, jas and gp~ so fun.. kip scream scream until throat sb pain.. den whole lan shop kip look over... maciam nv see girls b4 arx~!! ^^ KUA lan arx..


veh fun at audi.... applied team wif jass and el.. veh li hai bax we~ invincible de okiix... ai zai~ PS: actu is they kip leech on me .. kip depend on me to win.. haix... bo bian one tis kind of ting~ ^^ pro is lik tt one..


den after tt jiu cabbed home from dhoby~~ ^^ wif hj, eugene and jas.. mmmx... alt hj sae each of us pay $2 den he pay the rest... but in the end i stil payed $6. coz eugene and jas both asked me pay FIRST~ ^^ oki oki.. i don gei gao the MONEY part..


Anw~ Heng tt oKAY *gross~* didnt tag along... abo realli wil super duper sian until PENG.. but.. he stil got abit of li yong jia zhi.. so i wil consider callin him along when in times of need.. For example when i m lack of $11.60 ^^ these few daes i damn poor.. savin money shoppin and rebond my hair.. T.T


aiya.. anw todae forget to go take pics wif gong gong, lao lao and pi pi... bhk .... next time go chance tgt go out zai take bax~ ^^