Hmm..

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Hmm..


Korean, Cambodian, Singaporean, Canadian all no feel.


I feel so worried now I swear to Guan Yin Ma.

Is my homosexuality acting up again?

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I WANNA SCREAM

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AHHHH.

I'm so excited!

Squeaks!!!

The best phone call..

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Delighteeeeed

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Yes! . . . . . . . . . . Yes!

. . . Yes! . . . . Yes!

Yessssss!

*jump jump jumpppppp*

Heee...

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Another 18 year old.

Happy Birthday

Jasmine

GOH LAY LIN.

I think I do love her.

Yes xin, zL and Jas do share resemblance.

Jas's like zL wearing a wig.

And zL's like Jas having a fucked up haircut.

I'm trying to salvage zL's ridiculously hideous drawings on Jas's card.

We do look like we're dancing, don't we?

Actually I was going karate chop him, followed by a bitch slap, then a flying kick.

You could tell that right?

Bye Bye.

Jane, Jas and zL headed home after the dinner.

While xin and I hit the club.

I clubbed for xin's sake.

Clubbing doesn't interest me as much anymore.

It was kinda bored for me until...

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Hee... 나의 귀여운 한국어
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Something new caught my interest.

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나의 귀여운 한국어


Hee... *Jump up and down and around*
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Fuck shit.

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No feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel no feel. . .


NO FEEL LUH !

ALL no feel.

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HAHAHA

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Nana just bought an Ipod nano.


The first one is faulty.


So we went to do an exchange.


The second one's faulty too.


Blame it on her luck.


That weird kid is cursed!
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By the way, she's darn fucking rich luh..
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Superwoman

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I'm like the old school superman.


I wasn't the one moving.


It's just the screen rolling.


It's just an illusion.
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Go away.

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People come and go.


Things change here and there.


You're the only who has always been here.


You're the reason why I kept blogging.


The reason why I cuddle up and sleep soundly.


The only reason why I'll write this post.



You really hate to leave me, isn't it Mr. Boredom?
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Grrr..

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Jasmine doesn't

wanna webcam with me.

She doesn't love me.

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Sexciting.

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I wanna sexuade a hot girl too.
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Mundane shitty life

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Dates...

Dates...

Dates...

Dates...


DATES..


DATESSSSS!!



Over and over again. All the same.


BORING SHIT.
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ARGHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!

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There's so much to tell...

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"I saved up all the messages I wanted to send you in my drafts. And deletes them on a monthly basis."

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Good night, you weird cuckoos.

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Craze Maze

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I feel incredibly sexay in my pink oversized button shirt and ladies boxers.


But my thick black glasses and messy auntie hair makes me look utterly ridiculous.


What a dilemma like a cuckoo-doo-doo.



WAIT!!!


Go to bed, Grace.

You're starting to spout nonsense.
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Serious shit.

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I bask in fun all day..

Partying my days away..

Go on dates..



I've tried everything..

But nothing seems to be able to fill up the emptiness.


It's as though nothing could...

What the fuck is wrong.

It's like. . .

I can't feel joy anymore.

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Respect The Real Pop Culture

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I've forgot to mention this.

I love Kanye West.

Look at Taylor swift's pathetic loser face.



Awwww. LOVE ITTTT.
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Shabby Flabby

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IT'S A
STEAMBOAT-AS-SUPPER DAY
WITH KEVIN
AND HIS SHABBY COUSIN
AND SHABBY COUSIN'S FRIENDS.
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i'm a fat cuckoo.

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Here's a short update of my life.

Went to phuture for Kevin's birthday on Wednesday.

It was one of my craziest clubbing session..

I swear.

There's not pictures no stories because...

I don't have a complete memory of the night.

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I say hush hush.

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Pssst pssssst. . .

PSSSSST..!!!

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You know what?
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BLOGGER'S FUCKED UP.

IT DOESN'T LET ME
UPLOAD PHOTOS.

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FUCK-A-CUCKOO-BIRDIE
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HA..Ha..ha...ha.

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I don't find Ellen DeGeneres funny.

And I feel awkward looking at her dance.

America, what were you thinking?

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UH HUHHHH.

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GET A LIFE PEOPLE !!

Go to bed early.

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Demure Girl-Next-Door

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Yeah. You've got that.


I'm the unreasonable girl-next-door.

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I'm gonna shove some of those tennis balls up your ass crack.

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Bic shiet, Baby. Big shiet.

HAHA.

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Dismay

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GRRRRRR!



I'M GONNA EXPLODE!!!!




BIC BOYYY.





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Gamer? You kiddin' me?

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Gerard Butler is just an uncle full of flabs, with unkempt facial hair all over.

So not hot.
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New Love

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I love google.


It's the only one who bothers to explain things to me without getting annoyed no matter how motherfuckingly stupid the question is.

You do love me more than

my mother does.

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Hotel. Motel.

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I dreamt that mommy and daddy couldn't stop nagging at me..


I was eating my sardine puffs, 3 for $1..


Daddy was in a salon, with his fringe looking like Wu Zun.



And I woke up screaming in horror.

I guess fucked up peeps

have fucked up dreams.

Anyway. . . .

Happy 18th,

Sugar frosted cupcake..

(Even if you're not, I'd love you like one.)

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Just Justify

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Went to watch Gamer with Daniel yesterday.

As usual, I dozed off .
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Hate action movies.

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With all the
BOOM,
BAMM,
WHAMP.
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Good action movies are

just like tooth fairies.

They don't exist, Dan.

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Wild and Wet

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Off to party tonight.



Bye Bye.
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Get crazay...

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Just another Clubbing Day...

Holidays are such a bore I swear.







Coincidentally met LaMe there.

What a awesome surprise.

That's my new best friend. She has another new hobby.

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Make up,

Make out,

Make off.

I totally owned you, Xin.

Anyway, I'm sorry for not replying you peeps in msn last night.

I was so dead beat, I totally dozed off on the couch like AGAIN.

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PS: Xin totally called me a Bitch last night.

Goodie girl has gone ALL bad.

I'm so gonna tear down that fake mask of yours, young lady!

Stupid drunk slut.

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Tonic Sonic

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I went to watch Final Destination 4 like FINALLY.

I watched it in 3D like EVEN BETTER.


Watched it at Cine with this new cambodian friend Andrew I've got.


Nice kid though.

Thanks dude.

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The future flows.

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Grace has got a new friend.

Her name is Drunkard Xin.


Her hobby is drink, drank, drunk.
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Kick Cat

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" Hiiezx. Welcumx 2 moii bloggiez. "


*GAGS*

Come on. Give me a break.
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I heard this from Hallmark Channel

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I don't wanna know where you've been. . .


But where you're going.

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Numb..Number

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I'M A PARTY POPPER.

YOU'RE A PARTY POOPER.

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Rolly Polly

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GRRRRR.


I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T FIND A JOB.


WHY NOT YOU GUYS JUST KEEP CLICKING ON MY ADS AND KEEP THE SCRILLA ROLLIN' IN.
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Alright. Who am I kidding.

Back to Straits Times Classified.

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Azoospermia is the new name

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Taa-Daa !!

My Hello Kitty T-shirt finally arrived at my doorstep 5 minutes ago.




IT'S SO ZOMG.

I know. I wouldn't look like that with the same shirt on.

Alright

There you go.

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Gooey Goose.

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Big time

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chicken-mcnugget-in-caramel-yakult-without-straw

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Rad to da max.

Hands down.

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Beefcake magnet

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Happiness could not
be bought by money.

But joy can.

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Honey stars OWNED

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I dance like a crazy monkey girl.

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Party like a coco crunch.
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Go drink some yakult

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Mr C is still nowhere to be seen..

Where on Earth are you, my dear?

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Lesbians Love Gays

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I've got a confession to make.


I haven't been posting a single photo of myself lately.


That is because...


Some china-nese cut my fringe into chicken-mcnugget-in-caramel-sauce.

DISGUSTING!



GRRRRRRR.
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I wanna buy a tee that says Chee Bye.

Selling.

Oxford Heels

Second pair in the picture.

$19

Labelled Size: 37

(Grrr! Darn koreans. It's not a real life size 37 luh, it's a size 36. Those jokers...)

Worn it 3 times.

What's more to say.

All hail to

MS. BIG-FOOT .

Denim Biker Vest

Size S

Brand new with tag and

still peacefully in its plastic wrapping.

$26
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I've got this bling studded union jack sleeveless top to sell.

It's like the whole flag is made up of bling studs.

It's brand new with tag and in wraps.

Free size.

I'm lazy to take photo of it.

I couldn't find it anywhere online.

So I can't steal the picture from those people.

Arghhh.

Email me at

anticrazyoo1@hotmail.com

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Somebody's bodyguard's body.

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This question has been

bothering me for the

whole of yesterday

and I still can't get it

off my mind.

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Why is Fann Wong's surname Wong,

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When her chinese name is

Fan Wen Fang.

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No

WONG

what?

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It doesn't tally!

Kuku baluku.

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Lady Gaga goes gaga

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Note to self:


7th September-- Notebook Clinic


13th September-- Ying's


16th September-- Kevin's


28th September-- Jasmine's

Okay. That should be all.

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If I've forgot to list out yours...

Please don't DON'T-FRIEND-ME okayy..

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FATASS

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You're sucha FUGLY FASS.
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What a turn off.
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I wanna go shopping.

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I'm so bored I tried to lick my elbow.


Bring me some entertainment.
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Flabby Crabby

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I'll goggle on how to wear a google.

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