India.. Bangalore.. Whiny Bitch

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Hello people.

This is gorgeous me blogging all the way from Bangalore at two hours behind whatever time you have there in Singapore.

Okay. I know I've already announced that on xin's and my facebook wall.

BUT this wireless network is totally a gift from heaven, a blessing from guan yin ma.

It's some PAIGROUP network..

Actually I was expecting some wireless@india.

I just HAVE TO blog and well, somehow say Hi..

Or perhaps swear a lil..

FUCK FUCK FUCK.

GOD KNOWS WHEN WILL I BE ABLE TO CONNECT TO THE WIRELESS EVER AGAIN IN THE NEXT 14 DAYS.

Okay. I've got nothing else to say.

P.S: Daddy's starting to wobble

his head like an Indian uncle

when he talks.

AND THAT PISSES ME OFF BIG TIME.

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OMFG

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Pssss...

I tell you a secret okay?

I HAVEN'T PACK MY LUGGAGE FOR INDIA AND I'M LEAVING TODAY.

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JUMP ING

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This year's winter solstice I don't have all my dearest with me.

I didn't get to have a sweet warm reunion with Dawn and Xin.

Anyway..

Mommy made glutinous rice balls..

YESSSS!

I GET TO EAT DAWN'S SHARE CAUSE SHE'S NOT HERE.

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Merry Christmas

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Please miss me when I'm in India.

K. Bye bye.

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WHAT

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When I used to work in Tangs, there was this guy who would wait for me everyday after work, hoping I would agree take his bike home. TO: WENGZHILI.... "BIKE IS DANGEROUS."


Xin asked if his name is Fly.



NO dear, his name is Sky.



My BFF has supersonic ultrasonic panasonic memory..
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Puzzles missing

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Eh...
Who wanna go watch
Avatar with me?!

Dawn and Xin are not in Singapore.
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Times like this reminds me
the importance of a boyfriend.
But boyfriends can be scarily destructive.
Brrr.. Forget it.

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A happy person is a horny person

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TODAY MY BFF GAVE ME
A CHRISTMAS GIFT

I LOVE HER BUT I'M STILL SUFFERING THE AFTERMATH OF MY SHOPPING FRENZY.

I FELT REAL BAD SO I'M GONNA BUY HER CURRY FLAVOUR PERFUME WHEN I'M IN INDIA.

I ATE SAKURA WITH BFF AND WENGZHILI FOR DINNER.

THEN WE CHILLED AT STARBfUCKS
AND PLAYED HANG-MAN TILL 3 AM.

I DREW A NICE INDIAN CHIO BU WITH BIG NEH NEH ON WENGZHILI'S HAND.

AND HE LIKED IT.

She also wrote me a
THREE-PAGE-LONG LETTER.



This is just what I need.. SHE'S MY TAPEWORM.
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erfgfdsbgn

It was Wednesday's Ladies night. I was all geared up and ready for a fun night. I was in my black tank top and jeans, prancing around in my black killer heels and my hair all done up in neat fine cornrows. I was going for the " y'know, I'M COOL " look. As I was standing outside Supperclub, I heard the guys beside me said..

"I think she's more of like..unisex."

What am I ? A SALON?

Fuck my life..

I hate you sadists who liked my status.

Swat em' !

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Flea !

Flea, fly !

Flea, fly, mosquito !


Calamine, calamine, calamine lotion.

Ooh, no more calamine lotion.

Itchy, itchy,

Scratchy, scratchy,

Up and down my backy, whacky.



MY BACK IS VERY ITCHY NOW.
I'M SCRATCHING MADLY LIKE A HOUND.
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uno.

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I finally met up my stupid-JC-kid BFF..

After...well.. I'd say... a-period-of-time. (i'm sucha lessie.)

Get well soon sugar frosted caramel cupcake with rainbow sprinkles!

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Say wha?

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When I say STFU.


You STFU.

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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Everybody dance now.

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I'll always be here watching you, longing for you, waiting for you...

TO FUCKING FALL .

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Aftermath..

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I've decided to have a
Stay-home-Monday.

And Tuesday..

Well, and Wednesday..

and thursdayfridaysaturdaysundayplusmonday.

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GOOD DAY

Black Christmas in India..



Oh Santa.
When can I ever have a white Christmas.

Shagalaga

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I'M SO GONNA WATCH HUMAN TRAFFICKING PART II ON HALLMARK AT 2AM LATER. I DON'T CARE IF HEAT TRANSFER MST IS AT 8.30AM TOMORROW.

I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE.

Will drinking chicken essence together

with super concentrated coffee

make me lau sai ??

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Gossip

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Can someone just punch me in my balls, give me a bloody choke slam, maul my goddamn shrek face and ask me to get my motherfuckface back to the books. Not forgetting to end it beautifully with a hard core stone cold stunner. Kthnxbye.


Facebook shout-outs totally replaced blogging
since my posts are all Dawnshort. (Like y'know.. Skyhigh..?)

When I say chao,
You say chee bye~

P.S: Flo Rida's ugly.

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Chee bye laH!

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I've just deleted off a whole punnet of assholes from my facebook.

So listen up, don't bother to add me back for guan yin ma's sake.

The moment you saw my uber chio sister,

One went, "Oh, no! I'm not her friend. She's my friend's friend."

Another went, "How can she be your sister?!"

Like what the fuck !

I know she's chio BUT yes, we did exit from the same bye bye for your info.

Ugly guys are always the ones putting people down.

Just look at your hideous dweeb face. Urgh.

I'm hideous but that's my damn problem WHAT.

You've got small balls.

Does that mean I could

hit them like a pinata??

Trust me. It Sucks To Fall Sick

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I fell sick again

It's like the 32427549th time.

I laid on my couch like a rotting carcass for the whole damn day.

I've seen the doc this morning.

He hastily dismissed me with a couple of lozenges.

WTFuck. He hates me.

Alright.

Gotta go suck on some lozenges.

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