sos...

This shit has been screwing my mind for the longest time.

Help.

Tell me I'm not turning crazy.

Mind-fucked.

You make me react stupidly whenever I see you.

I wish I'll never meet you ever again...

You made me lost my mind

I've been a BAD girl.

I purposely stirred up daddy's guilt.

MIA for a few hours without picking their calls to make them worried.

What's worst.

I fought at the club.

Now I must be god's least favorite child.

And if Santa's coming to town,
he'll probably spit into
my christmas stocking.

AGE LIKE FINE WINE

This month can't be more awesome.

It's more awesome than finding 7 nuggets in your 6-piece nuggets box.

It's more awesome than popping gigantic bubble wraps that comes with the new TV set.

It's more awesome than ordering the same dishes at chup cai peng stall and got charged cheaper than your friends.

Yeah. IT'S THAT AWESOME.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY MONTH.

EVERYBODY PLEASE SAY HI~ 你好吗 ?

TO MY NEW YELLO-BELLO-JELLO HOLGA

ALSO SAY HI TO MY CB DOG

FEATURING MY BIG HICKERY DICKERY CLOCK.

AND ALSO WAVE TO ME AND CHUAN'S

FIRST EVER YOUTUBE COVER

WHAT'S MORE?!

I've got my new PINK electric toothbrush, TIMOTHY.

I THINK EVERY MONTH ON THE CALENDAR SHOULD BE APRIL.




Aprinuary, Apribruary, Aprarch, April, Aay, Aprune, Apruly, Aprugust, Aptember, Aptocber, Apvember, Apcember.