It's Time For Sentosa~!

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Yippee yie yie

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yippee yippee yie...~

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i went

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SENTOSAAA~~~
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That's Me..

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And That's Hk~~
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Before we went in to Cafe Del Mar. . .

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i like Monday's Cafe Del Mar. . .

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It's Dinner Time~

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famished after a game of Volleyball...

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ok.. it was a short game.

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cos i simply got no freakin' stamina

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mmm..

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everytime i start flipping the menu happily with bright smile and great mood

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hk would always dampen my spirits.

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cos no matter how long i look at the menu..

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it would ultimately still be lychee martini.

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so wads the point.

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* Dang~! *

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oki.. fine..

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i stole the ball from my sec school.

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so what fucker.

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he looked lik...

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uber fierce.

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mmm..

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lychee martini is still the best.

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but!

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their lychee martini is just average.

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jus lik any other lychee martini.

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oki..

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this is lik freakin' candid.

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mmm.. i would say its a communication breakdown.

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Chey!

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lik to hao lian onli...

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lousy photo so WAD

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u tink its easy to take photos using self-timer

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i'm lik running back and fro like siao oki.

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alt its a 10 secs timer..

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but..

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i m a bloody nicotine addict.

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look at me~! look at me~!!

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i m good at blowingggg . . .

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bubbles.

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* taa-taa~ !*

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my DORAEMON bubbles..

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* gua guaa~ *

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camwhore..!

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LOOK LOOK~!

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i've got flowers . . .

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* skip ard the hse,

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humming with my melodious voice

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confetti falling all ard till i was buried down my neck.

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and pink crows cawing away*

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oki . the last part on the crows is a lil sidetrack.

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* LaAaAaAaaAa~~~! *

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i believe i can fly.

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Bye Bye....

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My Monster Nana..

Today...

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is another day of "BULLY NANA" !!!

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though its a short post.

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But no worries.. No REGRETS...!

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if u find it boring.

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u can punch my neh neh and rip off my fake lashes.

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Do Sit Back And Enjoy.

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shes a total FREAK~!!!!

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Just LOOK at her for heaven's SAKE...

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WHAT ARE CLIP-ON EXTENSIONS COMPARED TO CLIP-ON EYEBROWS~!

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U TELL ME~!!!

Happy 17th~!

oki.. its lik 3.38 am now .. i m lik DEAD BEAT ...

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but i m jus too tempted to publish a post..

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i dun wanna disappoint u guys~ *Awwww~*

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i wan u to wake up and gets the privilege to read my new post THE FIRST TING IN THE MORNIN~! ^^

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...mmx.. well. or rather the first ting u read when u on ur lappy ! ..

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* in case ppl in places lik north pole tries to read my blog but has day-night difference *

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on top of that...

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its a special occasion today.

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Happy Birthday Jasmine !!

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yep. thats rite.

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Hey! whats with that stare.

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i didnt do Nothing .

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they are just honest ppl.

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sat at coffee bean waiting for Zl to cab down to holland v.

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unknowingly...

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something terrible terrible Happen!

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We Started To CamWhore.. ! * gua gua~*

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mmm..

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it seems lik the birthday bitch * teahhh~! * girl i meant, wans some space of her own.

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so guess whats NEXT?!

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Its Put-A-Peace-Sign-And-Take-A-Pic-With-Lousy-2-Mega-Pixel-Camera-Time~!!

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BaaahaAHAa~

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mmm..

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jus a normal pic.

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but Gosh..! don i look GOrgeOus over there.

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* play powerpuff girls song *

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Fightin' Crime

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Tryin' to save the World

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Here They come Just In Time.

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The Gundu Idiots~~~

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* Dang! Dang! Dang!*

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Bonjour~...

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i'm the famous food critic, miss Grace Elegant Ooi

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Today, i've come forward to Sushi Tei all there way from my homeland . . .

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Teck Whye.

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* Dong~!! *

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The Below Is Only A Story Made Up.

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Please Take Note That The Ppl Involved May Be More Stupid In Real Life.

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" aiya what to eat neh, jass "

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" i think i will take this one , this one and this one... ^^ * point point point* "

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" *Dang~! * u've ordered soy sauce, wasabi and ginger... =.= "

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well... it may not look nice here...

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But In Reality,

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its really not nice..

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HAHA~

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First, u bio me.
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den, u chio mi mi.. .
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hai..
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mus be carryin a torch for me...
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* flip through records *
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That's Admirer No. #126936
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First , i sense Vengeance.. .
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den i saw fire in her eyes...
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den i pleaded for a thunderstorm to put out the flame.
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* kiang kiang~~~! *
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You're Coming Home With ME!
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Now..
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TELL ME...
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WHO's The Cool One Here~!
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ME?!
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or him. =.=
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Den now u tell me..

What's the diff between . . .. .
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THIS!!! . AND TIS?!

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zl assumes it was the eyes..

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lets jus pretend we did see the difference then....

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* GuA GUA~~~! * .
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WHAT?
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if u can draw as well as me in paint...
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den go ahead laaa~
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Yh ar yh... now u know ur girlfren's is in good HANDs... .
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This muffin didnt come easy. .
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i was almost anxious to death.
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ok.. not death maybe... biting nails perhaps?
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ALRITE~!

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THAT's ALL FOR THE DAY!

Grace's Enlightenment

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i was lookin for my long-lost undies in my closet jus now

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and i accidentally came across tis bag of old letters and photos i kept ...

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i opened it up and read all the letters while waitin for my photoshop trial to download..

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they were all from this guy i used to be with last time..

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oki.. tt was lik donkey years ago...

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aww.. i didnt realised they were so sweet...

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haha...

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lil boys are realli good at wooing girls i mus admit..

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at least he was sincerely-sincere...

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he hand-written all the letters and even drew ...

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tts cute..~

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its veh heartwarming to have all the memories rushing back to my forgetful mind..

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i felt as if time travelled in the speed of light..

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*zhng~!*

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And everyting has passed..

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everyone has changed..

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everyting is nv gonna be the same anymore..

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its may be a good ting cos it means tt we all have grown

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be it taller, stronger, prettier legs or bigger neh neh...

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i suddenly came to realise tt its time to learn to appreciate the tings ard us.

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be it ur family, the uncle at the mama shop

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or the ti co pek who likes to throw dirty stares at my supermodel legs...

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everydae as i grow taller, fatter or stronger...

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my parents are growing older, weaker

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and of cos richer... * $$ ke-ching ke ching ~ *

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*er hem* ... those CPF and stuff... u know it.

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i've also found photos when i was in primary sch..

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and realised that many of the photos i coincidentally stood beside shiwei...

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i've nv noticed tt...

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but as i looked at those photos and looked at the pics we took less than a month ago.

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the peeps are the same.

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but the everyting else changes.

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its SCARY to witness how much tings can change..

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I CANT EVEN STARE STRAIGHT AT MY UGLY OLD PHOTOS

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oh my dear God.. i m so ashamed.

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u mus be terribly drunk when u created me...

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so todae will nv be lik ytd.

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and tml is nv lik todae.

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stop throwing tantrums at ur mommy

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or some may be ur daddy <<< * well i WOULDNT dare*

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well.. at least lesser of it..

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ppl tend to get pissed off with the person who is Dearest to u.

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since she's dear to u. den don let her get all the worst shit all the time.

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well..

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spread some to ur neighbours' kids if u have nowhere else to vent it..

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take tis for example..

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if ur mommy and ur fren spilled the same cup of water

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over the same essay u were supposed to hand in tml

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u'll definitely scream ur head off at ur mom,

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tellin her how much u hate her and how annoying she can get...

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and ur fren the most get a " omg! nvm nvm its oki..."

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and the most bed her bf behind her back. *hiak hiak*

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i noe i noe.

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ppl will be lik :

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" come on~ we've seen lik thousands of essays on tis issue. so what? does time stops jus becos u've wrote tis? does ppl learn to treasure time more jus cos u sae so? no way..! u're freakin wasting ur time as u wrote tis. THE POT CALLIN THE KETTLE BLACK! "

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ya.. ! i agree...!

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So...

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I FUCK U!

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BYE BYEEE!

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Jelly Day

hk made me TIS ~~

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BE JEALOUS.

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there's something in me that i couldn't let go.

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My Day At Cosafe

Dearest all,

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todae after my work

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i met up with ying and hk

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alrite alrite... hush dear readers... *put finger on lips act sexy*

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i noe its a pretty weird combi honeyyy..~

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hahaha~!!

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but it turned out fine~ ^^

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well, at least I TINK SO...

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so... we went to Cosafe at C.H.I.J.M.E.S

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mmmx.. well guys.

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it may be a good place to satisfy ur sexual fantasy..

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cos waitresses ther are dressed in cosplay dutch maid costume..

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alrite...

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stop fantasising bastards!

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CONCENTRATEEE~

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show some respect to ur pretty blogger..

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anw.. if ur luck's good.. u may even see lots of girls soliciting themselves

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throwing themselves at those ang mohs...

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todae we saw a real hot one..

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but.. too bad.. it's a HE... *DANG~!

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hahahahaha

mmmx.. went to have dinner at ther..

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well...

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wine and dine i would sae.

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YUMMMM~~ ^^
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oki... now u noe the origin of my fats.
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SEA food PIZZA~





okix.. my wedges somehow ripped...
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mus be due to my chor-lor-ness
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so... i found myself a good excuse to buy the slippers i alwaes wanted to buy~~
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bot it at cheers~
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last time i wanted to buy jx saes its a waste of money
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but taa-daa~~
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not anymore~ ^^v
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mmmx.. tis is the FIRST time i've looked so closely at condoms
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mmmx.. wad an eye opener for me.. O.O *DING~*
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well.. i tried very hard to hide my astonishment.. .
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but revealed lots of sua-ku-ness..
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hahaha~~
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mmmx... stunnin..
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oki.. but i mus admit.. the box is very bling bling so very the chioooo~~ ^^
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and oh...
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this brand claims to be WORLD's THINNEST~
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for 1 second i tot it was WORLD's TINIEST...
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well... it is a japan brand afterall..
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and don ask who bot it.
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no comments.

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anw.. todae i realised...

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i'm an extreme paranoiac...