TEE TEE TEE TEEEE

haii

I like to pinch people's elbow.

It's actually very frustrating.

Cause it just wouldn't hurt.

Apple is good.

You're WHORE-rrible

I don't like you.

At all.

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Anyway, can someone ANYONE help me with my fugly blog template.

So many people tell me how ah-lian-huey it is.

Fact is, I'm super not IT savvy or rather HTML savvy.

And all the codes seriously looks like ali baba's armpit hair to me.

At least teach me how to make a simple nice one.

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And another thing.

OEI SP! YES YOU!

SINGAPORE POLYTECHNIC!!

CAN YOU JUST FUCKING EXTEND OUR BLOODY HOLIDAYS OR NOT.

What a miserable fucked up institute.

Learn from NYP, you blinded assholes.

GOGO GAGA

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=nGpbooX1_2bCIHBHTowa1s_2fA_3d_3d

Nah. I command you to help me do the survey above.

Or grab your friends to help me.

Or post it on your blog.

I beg you.

Anyway, stop telling Michael Jackson to R.I.P lah people.

Especially on facebook.

It's not as if he won't if you didn't tell him to do so.

I bet he's darn sick of hearing the same thing.

Poor guy.

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Why not say something special.

Like...

"Remember to do the

moon walk and show Jesus.

I think he'll like it."

CHIMEI MEI

Went to Arena on Saturday

to help Dawn clear her balance bottle.

I'm blogging just to allow xin to grab the pictures.






Boogied away on the dance floor people.



I must give the I-am-very-young-and-shy look.
Old man loves that, I know.



Hello.. SEE. The bouncer gave me this..

*Big time bitch face*

That's Su and Dawn.
They're both primary school teachers.

Dawn is my elder sister. I swear.

I lost. So I've to drink.

That explains my fuck face.



Two old women grinding. What can I say.
Pathetic.

Let's hope Dawn doesn't read my blog.



Xin and Dawn finally wore heels to club.
And they were whinning away..
LOUSY.



Forgot to mention.

Some bloody cao ang moh pinch my butt and ran off.

NBCCB!
FUCK FUCK FUCK!

HO HO. They were all complaining how fair I am.

I'M SO PROUD.

Okay.

I've shared my gorgeous pictures with you.

Now you help me complete my survey below.

Don't be selfish.

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=nGpbooX1_2bCIHBHTowa1s_2fA_3d_3d

BYE bye.

ghhhhhhhhhah

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OEI OEI OEI!!!

READERS READERS!!

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COME COME !

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Go to the link below

and help me complete the god damn survey

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http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=nGpbooX1_2bCIHBHTowa1s_2fA_3d_3d

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Please help your poor blogger here.

As you can see.

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It's motherfucking school work.

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nbcb nbcb.


I'm gonna pick my nose and shoot boogie at you.


Anyway, I'm watching Powerpuff girls now.


And there's this sick kid in their class who eats paste.

Wtfuckfuckfuck.

I LOVE IT.

There are always weird kids in my class since young.

SHUCKS!

I remember this particular one who always picks her nose and bites her nails.

Then, she'll slowly shift her finger near her mouth, pretending to touch her lips and...

"UMM!" ...within the split second she ate her own nose sai.

She eats nails too.

Gross bitch.

I guessed she's really starving.

she sells mee siam. I buy mee siam.

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Note to gorgeous self :

Gotta study all day long today.
If not, NO PARTY FOR YOU TOMORROW.


Reply to gorgeous self :

Orh.

YOUR MAMA LOVES ME MORE THAN SHE LOVES YOU

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If you love me, you will give it to me.

HA-HA-HA!

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Anyway, I feel like eating mee siam.

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Yesterday I ate durians.

Now the smell still lingers on my fingers.

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Hee. Nice.

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If I can, I will stick a piece of durian in my nose.

Then I can sniff it whenever I want.

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LAOS GUS MAS

WHAT A

LAO GU MA DAY.

Tommy took my calculator,

and I can't calculate how many times

Brad Pitt kissed me today.

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Yesterday, I went to the pasar malam with three of my friends, one whose ears stick out, one with the buck tooth and one who will eat you if you say "Cheesseee".


Pasar malam is a food paradise.

I'm heading down to pasar malam again later.

I'm considering if I should bring Nana along..

Yes? No? Should I? Should I not?






I applied eye make up on one eye and walked around the house.

Cause I think it's very funny.

Deprived like a lao gu ma.

Actually I applied very nice lip gloss
And I'm dying to show off my kissable lips.
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But my nose behaved like a big time lao gu ma's ass.
It appeared ginormous.
Like a hum ji peng on the face.

So I covered it up.

Afterall, why torture you and me?

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I'm having a hard time deciding if I should cut my fringe short.

Shorter fringe supposedly makes people look younger I guess...

Okay, doesn't really make a difference on me I know.

END.

HEEYA!

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Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.

Just logged in to the nuffnang account to have a look.
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HUIYO!
Stupid stupid stupid lao gu ma readers.

So many of you come and read everyday.

And your nice and charming blogger is here blogging in silence.

Yet nobody bothered to click on the advertisement on the left.



What's the meaning of this huh huh HUH?

One click will die meh meh MEH?
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LAO GU MA MA

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Elaine is very lame.


"Eh san jie san jie, You should go get the LG new phone."

"Huh. Why."

"Cause it's called the Arena Phone."

GEEGOORR

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I think lao gu ma sounds very disgustingly funny.

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What do you think?

DO CHIU KNOW?

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People. DO CHIU KNOW?



Do you know that Baluku is a fruit??!!


And do you know there's a fruit call Chiku??!!

HAHAHAHAHHA! This is entertaining..


I've always thought Baluku is the official name of an Orh Bak Kak.

HAHAHAA.


Here's another one.

You know, there's an insect call Gu??!!


HAHAHAHAH. Hate how I can get amused so easily.

Looooove these crap.

ABALIPILAPOLAPEH

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A friend of mine has a crooked nose.

A friend of mine has ears that stick out.

A friend of mine has buck teeth.

A friend of mine looks like he's constantly in pain.

A friend of mine can find a spoon in his soup.

A friend of mine love guys.

A friend of mine will eat you if you say "Cheeseee".

Last but not least,

A sister of mine is a dwarf who's a midget.

Bery Vored.

I love to sing

'Sometimes When We Touch'

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And randomly touch Dawn.

This irritates her alot.

geeeegoook

I Swear I Love This

Christmas Carol

Big Time.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe last night

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She didnt see me creep

Down the stairs to have a peep

She thought that I was tucked up

In my bedroom, fast asleep

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Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus

Underneath his beard so snowy white

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Oh, what a laugh it would have been

If daddy had only seen

Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

Poor kid.

Must be crying and wondering,

"SANTA'S BLIND?"

pi pi pi

WHY???!!!

WHY WOULDN'T

MEDIACORP AIR

DONG FANG ZHI ZHU
FOR 2 HOURS TODAY?!

Fuck fuck fuck

FUCKKKKK..

Bloody mediacorp.

I'm gonna call you TCS.

OH HOT DAMN

I'm munching on these

very sweet cherries now.

Damn. They're heavenly.

Alright. Just sharing this thought that has been in me for the past few days.

Guess what. I realised I kinda lost interest in guys.

I know it sounds totally absurd. Well, I find it ridiculous too.

Xin told me STOP and NOT to think this way.

She says it would only get worst.

Don't worry people.

Failure to gain arousal from guys does not mean I'll go for girls.

There's no need to shun me.

And even if I do go for girls, I'll go for one that is prettier than me.

Geylang

TWO POSTS IN A ROW.

ENJOY.

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Went to Geylang for supper with xin, zL and Jt just now.

It's the first time I've been to geylang, what's more for supper.

I was totally thrilled.

The Fuck-Face Brothers.

Okay.. I can explain.

I always had this misconception that girls have to dress to look really dowdy when they go to geylang.

So I ended up looking like a big time dweeb.

Fuck it man. Fuck it totally.

I absolutely love this.

Straw mushroom is simply irresistable.

But the beef wrapping them to zL's finger nail.

It is so bloody

TINY, MINI, LITTLE,

SMALL, XIAO, SIKITTTTT.

Sometimes, I do prefer to

exhibit the masculine side of me.

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Wtf. I didn't ripped it off some Ali Baba okay.

It costs me 2 bucks for this fake handlebar moustache.

Rojak is very tasty

Hello.. *awkward start*

Went down to town with Tommy and Jt to meet Nigg and Sharon on Wednesday night.

WTFuck.

I was told that we were going to eat steamboat so I dressed like really sloppy.

In the end, we went to eat at FEP and went down to Arena.

It's like... WHAT?!

What's more. GREAT. It's Ladies Night.

I looked like a freaking pariah amidst all the chio girls.

What "Jig jag jig jag" (Totally hate this language FYI)

MY FOOT!!

I ended up holding on to my dear tube for the god damn night.

Well, luckily it was a short night and we left at around idk, 2 plus?

Okay. Everyone else blogged on

Jt's birthday already except me.

I guess I shouldn't lose out.

Look. Totally hate group photos.

It's almost like you'll need a microscope to see the faces.

Uh-huh! This is a hell lot better.

Say hello to 4.5 litres of misery

Mr Birthday-Boy

or rather Mr Friend-of-Birthday-Boy

(Yup. That's you. zL)

I find this photo totally hilarious.

Look at the number of irrelevant hand signs.

HAHA.

Why the skeptical face, Jt?

No doubts, that's your big knock-out.

I can see your feeble attempt to defame me, my dear.

Aww. I'm afraid it's a drastic failure this time round.

But don't give up.

Every dog has its day .

Big time energizer bunnies on da dance floor/stage..

Siao.

Nice bangs, zL.

Like it?

Love it.

Undeniably Guu..

I've this strong and overwhelming crave for mango.

So Jt sent me a mango on Restaurant City.


I guess it's supposed to work like porn.

Satisfy the needs virtually.

I can try to lick my screen.

See if it works.

Happy Birthday..

You're finally 18, JT !

Happy Birthday Sucker.

Celebration was at Arena on Saturday. A couple of unbelievable events took place.


#1 Jude jumped into the river. (Unbelievable? Believe it.)

#2 Zhili was sloshed after helping Jt drink.

#3 Jt got tanked up too, and... (here's the best part)

MAKE OUT WITH

SOME CHEENA GIRL.

Oooops. Sorry Jt. Slipped off my tongue. Can't help.

HAHAAHAH!


Okay. I was totally pooped out at the club cause I went out with Daniel in the late afternoon and went down to Arena straight after.


I was so worn out that I couldn't help but dozed off on the couch several times.

I was literally struggling to stay conscious.

I'm totally amazed by how energetic people like Iris and xin can be.

They were like dancing non-stop.

Dear guan yin ma..

Is this a sign of ageing?

i don't know.

You know what.

It's pretty amazing to realise how magnanimous a person I am.

I've never knew about that until yesterday.

My bitchiness simply pales in comparison to your craftiness.

Hands down to you, brazen hussy.



You know I don't mind having a face-off, just make it broad and upfront.

You're simply can't quit behaving exactly like some despicable low-life.

If you asked me?

I'll say it's TOTALLY pathetic.



I mean I seriously hope that you could give it up, and MOVE ON.

Is immorality your last name or what?

I'm really sick of dealing with people like that and it's been so long since one popped back into my life.

It really wasn't something difficult.

You could have just let it go. What's all the persistence about, seriously.



I have to admit that I was negative, in fact excruciatingly negative bout it.

But eventually I've just came to terms, and let it go, not for you but for him.



This is nothing personal.

But I hope you would attempt to be a better person.

I mean, nobody's born bad.

That would mean less back-stabs, tell-tales and whatsoever. I name it, you've got it.




You should be aware of where you stand.

And seriously, mark my words.

You wouldn't wanna shit at where you eat.

Negatively negative

I really don't know how to do the report. I'm going nuts.

I've searched on it for so many days and to no avail!!!

It's like what the fuck.

I just feel so helpless and dejected.


I feel like crying.


Sometimes I just wished that someone is there for me to share my troubles with.


But I'm really reluctant to fall back into another bottomless pit.


I had a hard time crawling outta the previous one.

WOOHOO

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I felt exceptionally happy and contented today.

Cause I've finally thought it through,

And attained enlightenment while travelling back in the MRT.

Life's short and I still have abundance of youth ahead.

Why rush and tie myself down to a commitment?

Just have fun, no point getting all serious over that.

Follow your heart, Grace!

VOICE PLEASE COME BACK!

By the way, just for your information.

I LOST MY FUCKING VOICE!

How serious?


My laughter is literally silent.


Get it?


Anyway, thanks for accompanying me to the doctor zL.
Although he wished that I could maintain silent and stop bugging him forever.