Hello Halloween

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WHO LOVES HALLOWEEEEN ?!
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NOW WHO LOVE HALLOWEEN WITH HELLO KITTY~!!
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Creepy Last Friday of October is just hours away..

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when the sun sets..

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the naughty and nasty ones are out .

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TRICK OR TREATS ?

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I'M IN THE HALLOWEEN MOOD TOO !

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now help me with my costumes.

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i just couldn't DECIDE ! !

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The Dead Astronaut, Neil Armstrong ?

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Nahh.. how to act sexy like that.

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Bra also no need wear lor
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NEXT ~!

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Mona Lisa, The Bitch Who likes to Um Chio?

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not bad ah..

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at least got cleavage

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but U-G-L-Y center parting..

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*gua gua ~*

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NEXT ~!

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NEXT ~!

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I SAY N-E-X-T !!!!!!!!

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but seriously, marry me .

i swear wouldn't look like that on our wedding day.

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Convict?

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no cleavage, untrimmed beard, oily hair, center parting

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NEXT !!!!!
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err... Super-Transvestite ?

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EWw..

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NEXT ~!!!
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Uh-Huh !! Beggars Of The Caribbean..

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HELLO?

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NO !

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NEXT .

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Mr - Santa !

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crazy.

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you think christmas ah ?!

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NEXT LA !

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Big Grace, Small Grace.
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MuaHaHaHA !!

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your worst nightmare has came true !

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Double TROUBLE.

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Double The Cup Size I Hope.

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NEXT !

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oh yea.. That's More Like It..

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i can be your biggest SEXUAL FANTASY ! !
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Alright.

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It's Decided Then.

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NOW MAKE ME YOUR SEXUAL FANTASY

AND GRANT ME MULTIPLE SCREAMING ORGASM !!

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The Mahjong Queen Is Here To Stay

Dearest Despo Readers.

(why this name? i don't know.)

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Recently, i picked up MAHJONG~

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and i am totally convinced that i am totally gifted.

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i have won like #12345678, won like 10 rounds within two days.
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so everybody starts crowning me with different names..

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think i am joking?

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then you see for yourself.

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see.. jt call me " Mahjong Queen "

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not enough?

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STILL GOT...
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*er hem *

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SAW THAT??

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he called me not only once, but TWICE..

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"Queen Of Self-Drawn Tiles"

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he was scared that i didn't see his praises..

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eh. Whatever la..

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i'm really not so childish that i tricked him into saying that .

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* hide under the sofa*

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We Have Our Own Way Of Expressing L-O-V-E . . .

Nana wrote this in her blog..

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Saturday, October 25, 2008

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MY mean third sis is mean to me.She took funny pictures of me and posts it on her blog.I help her with everything but it's no use.Now, she's in Mac using her friend's laptop to see what i'm going to write in my blog.
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we're all in this together :: 5:23 AM

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is i teach her how to publish post one leh !

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someone tell me..

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someone tell me which breed does that

ingrate dog belongs to huh...

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whatever la Nana..

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WHATEVER LOR...

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you suck also.

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Saturday, October 25, 2008
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MY mean third sis is mean to me. ( Hello? Repetition lor. *yawn* ) She took funny pictures of me and posts it on her blog. (eh..you look funny ay all angles lor. why not blame Mr. Edward Ooi ? )

I help her with everything but it's no use. (correction. is YOU no use can ) Now, she's in Mac using her friend's laptop to see what i'm going to write in my blog. . (ya lah ya lah. no link to the max. you can be the next famous blogger >> XIA-lan )
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we're all in this together (excuse me? who ??) :: 5:23 AM

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Double Headed Dick

mmm.

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i really couldn't bear with it already..

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my evil mind and poisonous tongue need to share some thoughts.

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in short.. I NEED TO BITCH AND RANT BADLY !

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recently, the re-appearance of "Celery" disgusts me quite a bit..

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well.. i've nv liked her from the past

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cause i hate weird people (i'm not weird. i'm unique)

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"Celery" is 100% pure bitch and makes use of ppl..

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"Celery" only hangs around those who may potentially benefit her

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in short.. "Celery" is like a whore and slut who likes to flirt..

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HEY HEY.. that's my personal opinion only..

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but on second thought..

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IT'S MY BLOG BITCH.. !

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ok.. for a period of time..

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i thought i'll nv have to hear about her ever again..

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just hearing bout her make my allergy symptoms surface i guess..

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that is how much i detest "Celery"..

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i think "Celery" is those typical two-headed dick..

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haha~ i liked that.. sounds better than two-headed snake...

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"Celery" just wants to portray a "miss neutral" image..

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please lor.. look at yourself..

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you're like a miss-irritating-and-double-dick-headed-bitch

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oh yaaaaa. . .

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did i like mention that you ARE IRRITATING as well !!

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OHHHH~

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AND NOT TO FORGET YOU'RE A STUCK UP WHORE..

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sucking up everyone's ass..

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wtff.. has that contributed to your ugly pouting lips huhh?

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and not to forget your ultimate IRRITATING skills..

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frankly speaking, you're a total expert at irritating people..

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well.. at least YOU'VE IRRITATED MEEE..

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and of course i've once heard some of the ones ard you telling me

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how irritating and annoying you are..

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oh god.. tell me..

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is pesticide the cheapest way to deal with pests ?

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i seriously don't wanna spend A SINGLE CENT ON YOU..

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you're not even worth the value of my armpit hair.

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i think you're just trying to attract attention..

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but you seriously sucha big turn off..

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but one thing you should be proud of..

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that is GRACE wrote a moderately long post

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just to let YOU KNOW WHAT A BITCH YOU ARE...

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WAKE UP LA!

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and for goodness sake..

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DON'T KEEP THINKING YOU LOOK LIKE SOME CELEBS LAR..

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which just makes me wanna laugh HARD AT YOUR STUPIDITY AR!

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you're not even fit to be a wart on Nana's ass..

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WANNABE . .

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aiya.. if you've guessed that i AM BITCHIN' BOUT YOU..

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i can guess your next step

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go to some common OPPOSITE SEX friend we have

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and go...

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"Ehhh.. You got see what grace write? why she detests me so much...

omg.. what have i done to provoke her.. "

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not to mention that it was said in your horribly disgusting voice.
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eh whatever la bitch..

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you suck .

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ST JOSEPH'S INSTITUTE? U KIDDIN' ME?

yesterday was a SUPPOSEDLY boring day..

lesson was so boring that

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even our dear hardworking qian han start to doodle..
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this is our beloved DOCTOR jin kai...

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he can literally lullaby a

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desperately humping mad dog to sleep.

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Nana is like fucking lame...

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look what she has done this time round..

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because several dumb ppl like mommy,nana and elaine

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have banged into our kitchen glass door. . .

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so lame nana did this..

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she and her BROKEN SINGLISH...

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HERE COMES

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INFURIATING PART !!!!
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oki.. let me tell u a story..

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on a fine wednesday afternoon..

i was taking a train with "Carrot"

and on my way to go meet "Tomato" ..

(i wouldn't want to mention names to protect the privacy of individual)

while holding to the grab pole on the mrt, "Carrot"

and i were just happily talking away..

then i somehow realised something was like not right.

there was this SJI guy standing behind "Carrot"

and peeping into her top..

i couldn't comfirm if i was imagining things

or it may be purely conincidence..

hence i didn't pay much attention.

whenever i turn to see if he was really peeping,

he would turn and look away..

but there was this ONE LAST TIME

he was so ENGROSSED in peeping in,

that he didn't know i was staring right at him..

and guess what?

i saw him peep right into "Carrot" top

with his DISGUSTING mouth half open

and the next thing he did...

he stared down at his

i-assumed-totally-cannot-make-it PENIS ..

OH my GOD?

just the sight of that is enough to make him erect??

you FUCKING kidding me?

ok.. fine.. WHATEVER.

at Jurong East, "Carrot" alighted,

but she was unaware of the situation

even after i asked her to face

the other side while on the train.

i was supposed to alight at Jurong East too to meet "Tomato"

but i was too angry to let the matter rest

and sat all the way to BOON LAY.

well, "Tomato" and i wanted to go to Jurong Point anyway..

good thing is...

the fucked up SJI dickhead alighted at BOON LAY too.

mmm.. he seemed very relaxed cos he probably thinks that

he could get away with it

well.. typical singaporean girls WOULD let the matter rest..

it's actually quite common for girls to be touched

in the bum or boobs in the mrt/crowded places..

but how many would actually stand up for themselves

and have the courage to confront the bastard?

well.. the best they would do is probably curse

that bastard behind his back and the most tell ppl

" aiya.. I SHOULD HAVE *blah blah blah*..

I COULD HAVE * blah blah blah* "

well.. if there's so many "could-have"s and "should-have"s ,

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Angelina Jolie stands no chance... Brad Pitt belongs to me..

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ok.. lets not get side-track

that rotten dick face was really tall.. more than 185cm i would say..

but WHO CAREs... at least i don't..

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Grace : " *points at his face* Oeii... You fucking take off your ear piece "

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SJI Dick Head : " *takes off* Huh .. what? "

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Grace : " What WHAT?? Don't you fucking pretend lor.

you fucking show some respect to people lor.."

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SJI Dick Head : " i don't know what you talking about..."

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Grace : " WHAT THE FUCK.. i fucking saw you staring at

your tiny erected penis after you stare at my friends boobs lor.. "

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SJI Dick Head : * Tries to walk away *

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Grace : "OEI.. YOU DON'T GO ! " * use all my strength to pull him by his bag *

( hello? he's like 20 plus cm taller than me..

i need to raise my head to talk to him can..)

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SJI Dick Head : * continue to act blur lar .. DUHHH~ *

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Grace : " You fucking disgusting lor. NO need to deny lor!

you think you can fucking get away with it?!

You're from SJI right.. I'm gonna fucking write in to your school !

SHAME ON YOU! SHAME ON YOUR SCHOOL.

You cannot get away with it ! fancy doing such disgusting thing.

looking at you makes me feel SO OFFENDED lor !

I AM SO DISGUSTED BY YOU. YOU'RE TOTALLY GROSS LOR.. ! "

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okii.. i know i keep repeating " fucking" but i am

like so angry that i couldn't speak properly already...

this fucked up son of a bitch is from SJI..

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YES... St Joseph's Institute

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seriously dude..

so what if you're from a boys school.

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do u fucking think this would pardon you for

staring right into my friend's boobs.

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so my family is all daughters no son,

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does that give me the right

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TO BURST YOUR BALLS AND

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WHACK THEM LIKE A PINATA?

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i don't fucking care how good is SJI ok..

or how well the image they

portray themselves to the public

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http://www.stjosephsinstitution.moe.edu.sg/home.htm

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they just lik a nice polished apple ROTTING INSIDE AND WORMS EVERYWHERE !

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what SJI ...? PUI ! ! ! !

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SINGAPORE JERKS' INSTITUTE !!

this was the view that son of a bitch was having..

DISGUSTING !

how can he abuse his height and DO SUCH THING !!

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tall guys you better watch out for me.

i am not going to fucking let you off ..

cause i am not a freaking typical singaporean girl

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well.. i'm not a singaporean to start with anyway.

* gua gua ~ *

Grace is a nice person.

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SIT BACK

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RELAX

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ENJOY

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what can i say.
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he's 19 years old.
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I texted to the Mac message thing. .
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and left weizhong a message..
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how nice of me . .
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*awww~*
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WHEN IT COMES TO
L-O-V-E ...
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it's always hard dating a celeb..
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we're always in the limelight . .
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but i simply have a fetish for thick red lips.
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A Typical - Typical Day

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yesterday i went to meet jx at causeway point in the evening

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went to grab something to eat at MOS burger.

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Here Comes My.......
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went to catch house bunny..

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no negative comments.

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its my kind of movie.

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funny and sexy.. .

after the movie..

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we went down to teck whye mac..

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" Beautiful Accident "

Wz is a borned emo-kid.

" i smirk right into yo mama's face . "

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" Self-Denial "

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" Smile, and the whole world smiles with you. "

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" Laugh, and the whole world laughs at you. "

" Fool The World, Fool Yourself "
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" They have their own way of displaying affection. "
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Their bickering frequency is like.. . once every 3 minutes.
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Random

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BYE .

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