* EXCLUSIVE* Autobiography Of Grace

My life began as a sad one.

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one little ugly duckling was brought to Earth.

Fed,

Raised,

And grew up Ugly

*breathe in*

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Here it goes . . .

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" See....i told you God was drunk when he created me.. "

I was never pampered by my relatives.

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well.. it was pretty understandable actually..

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i wasn't a beautiful kid..

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i always wanted to learn ballet like those graceful lil girls

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with their hair neatly bun up

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and their skinny legs in white lacey stockings.

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i was just a fat, short and ugly ball of fats.

what's more.

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we couldn't afford the fees anyway.

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"i'm the one in stripes. i used to be taller ,bigger and more mature than kids of my age. "

but i was contented.

my mom dotes on me.

tellin me i was the prettiest girl.

although Obviously i was NOT...

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i didnt lik to look at mirrors.

cos although i was young, i knew i was ugly.

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and eventually developed my low self esteem.

if u hadnt realised..
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i had BANGS for lik dunno how many donkey years.
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jus lik liang xi mei .

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my evergreen hairstyle..

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My SAD Birthday

i am supposedly the birthday girl

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and u see ah. . . .

This one never show face.

Tis One Also Never.

TIS ONE ALSO NEVER ! ! ! !

@#!%!$!%@!$

WHO THE FUCK TOOK THESE PHOTOS.

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Now...you take a look at this

This was like totally different birthday a few years later .

BUT WHY STILL NV SHOW FACE LEHH !!!!

FUCK IT !!!

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My CMI Period

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DEAR GOD.

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Tell Me . . .

WHAT WENT WRONG??!!!

* fall on the floor weep uncontrollably *

anw.

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jus LOOK at my brows for goodness sake.

they are lik two caterpillars piak-ed onto my forehead ~~
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Trouble Making Period

tis was when i was sec 3

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and i got into lots of trouble outside school.

and almost quit school at tht point of time..

oki..

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this is my IC photo...

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I'm so gonna be ostracised by bouncers when i go clubbing.
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alrite. no comments pls.

ok.. tis photo is lik totally irrelevant.

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i jus wanna drag JASMINE down.

.YA.. THATS JASMINE GOH.

me and ying ying

see... in school act nerd.. outside school act chio . . .

totally Cannot Make It...

our highly-raised-brows so as to allow maximum amount of eyes seen

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tryin super hard.

wrinkles on the forehead muscle can even kiap a coin .

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Die Die Must Act Chio Period

mm.. this is one of my act-chio period.

come on lar.

i don't know about guys.

but girls..

don't pretend as if u don have the act-chio-period.

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My Extreme Make-Over Period

continue to act chio . . .

telling myself i'm like so close to be like Yang Chen Ling

but i think i look like mushroom only. thats all.

No Yang. No Chen. No Ling

tis was a very important evolution point for me.

i underwent an extreme makeover

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and turn from my IC photo on top to the above .

it was good effort i presume.

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MY Yang Chen Ling Period

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i tink my evolution was gettin a lil better over here..

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but still fantasizing myself as Yang Chen Ling.

see. . . go OBS also mus self-fantasize Yang Chen Ling...

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AiYA~!! Wad WAD WADDDD~~

i got MOLE also wad last time~!

den i removed it.

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no more yang chen ling.
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HANA~ i noe la.. it was NEVER yang chen ling LAH ...

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actu until tis stage

slowly slowly can see some human form already..

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tis was my ah lian period.

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lacey tube with denim shorts and a must-have layered hair.

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mmm.. jus a few months ago.

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i was still kim moh back then

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i knew i looked like ah lian.

so....

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TAA-DAA~~!

and see...

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as i grow up...

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my eyes oso double in size..

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HANA! ITS FAKE LASHES AND MAKE UP LA!

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now leave me alone..