Patience please

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According to my observation for all of my 17 years, I've realised that driving drives people insane.

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Soft-spoken ones turn into Rabies infected crazy dogs.

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Hot-tempered ones turn into WILD SCARY MUTANTS from the mad scientist lab.

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I would say my mom WAS a gentle and demure lady. However, ever since she started driving again 6 months ago (well. she stop driving for 8 years)...

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OH MY

GUAN YIN MA !!

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It became an utter TORMENT to sit in her car.

She'll go

"TA MA DE! How can like that cut people's lane one!"

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Then if there's someone who jaywalk, she'll start ranting again,

"OI STUPID AUNTIE ! YOU WANT DIE IS IT!"

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Wait a minute.. You haven't heard the worst.

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Proudly Presenting....

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MY DAD.

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My dad is like forever getting into fights on the road. I meant FIGHTS literally.

Okay, he wasn't so much of a peace-lover to begin with.. That explains the mutation of human behavior after 20 years of driving.

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He gets carried off even more easily after he changed to his Audi. Everyday on the road must speed speed here speed speed there.

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There was once this motorist honked at my dad for no reason. So in return. my dad honked back at the moron. Of course that moronic man wasn't happy and gave chase.

What did daddy do? He sped off at this super scary speed, not forgetting to flaunt his middle finger..

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And dad still went " Ha! Toyota how to fight with my Audi ! "

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Okay okay.

CHILDISH i know. Luckily I didn't inherit his shortcoming. * dang *

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In conclusion.

Driving is a test of patience.

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