I've got big fat juicy bruises on my shin.

okay !

everybody bow and smile like a moron to the

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FUCKING UNDERAGE CLUBBER !

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went to Arena again on Saturday night

for Nigg's Birthday.

Yeah yeah. i managed to smoke myself in like a Ninja..AGAIN.

*3452 cheers !!*

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oki. the truth is the stupid bouncer stared at my ID

*apparently not exactly MINE*

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for like 3 million minutes before he said,

" Cannot use this next time."

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what whAT WHAT !!

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JUST YOU WAIT TILL APRIL 13 !

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i will fucking shove my IC up your ass and

SLIDE IT BETWEEN YOUR BUTT CRACK

LIKE A GODDAMN VISA CARD !

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*basking in flower-shaped confetti,

flaunting my pink polka dots undies skipping around*

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WOOHOO~!
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Dear Legal Age...

HERE I COME RUNNING INTO YOUR ARMS,

KISSING YOUR BOOBS!

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Talking about boobs...

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JEALOUS HUH ?

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Please promise that you'll

stay tuned for more picture updates

even if you don't mean it.

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