Sunday, November 16

That's My Life.

okay.
now what's the deal.
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i've been trying to convince people that white tigers ARE albinos
for MY WHOLE LIFE.
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due to the lack of their normal color
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which allows me to conclude that they are albinistic
and also true-blue albinos..
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However. they are not.
(if not why would i bother to blog ABOUT IT)
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i am so darn disappointed.
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Despite this devastatingly disappointing fact.
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i've found out something that cause my hilarity meter goes.
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* BOOOMMMM! *
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Check This Out.
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What The Hell Is This?!
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i think human's laziness has already gone WAYYY out of limit.
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Baby = BBY ?
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WHAT?!
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BABY is like only a 4 letter word and BBY is 3.
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if i ever type it to someone saying
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" oh you naughty little bby boy. "
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and the person goes
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" Huh? What's BBY?"
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Then you'll have to go.. " oh.. you know. BBY means baby."
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HUH? isn't that redundant?
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aren't you typing even more when your initial intention was to type less?
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DUH ! = DER
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COME AGAIN?!
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shouldn't DUH~ be like an expression for "of course" or something like that? ..
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why would you wanna change it to DER when it's STILL 3 LETTERS ?!
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HUH? I SERIOUSLY DON'T GET IT.
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am i like getting old or are ppl getting weirder.
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of course . some acceptables abbreviations like
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WTH, GTG, BRB, OMG, AFK are fine with me.
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Even LOL seemed ridiculous to me.
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I Assumed Everyone Knows It's Laugh Out Loud?
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i could marginally accept ppl using that online, like msn or whatsoever.
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BUT IN REAL LIFE?
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omg.
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i've heard lots of ppl literally pronounced LOL,
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YES. LOL.. not L-O-L.
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WTF?
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LOL?
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but you're not even laughing out loud.
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unless you replaced all the " HA HA HA HA" with " LOL LOL LOL LOL"
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so when you laugh, you literally say out all the LOLs.
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however, in case you're not aware,
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you may portray yourself as a serious case of mental retardation
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in some worst case scenarios,
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you'll see ppl using LAWL .
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LOL? = LAWL ?
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Laugh Out Loud and Laugh "Awd" Loud?
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Shouldn't LOL Be The Shortest
Abbreviation Available Already?
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let me show you what would happen if everyone,
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especially bloggers start replacing most words with abbreviations.
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AIKRN is DIKU ? IDGIAD if YBIFAM, YMIL is a MIA. BTW YG MOOBS.
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WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT ?!
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All i know right now is do i know you? I don't give it a damn if your brother's from another mother. Your Mother in law is a moron in action. By the way, you've got man boobs.
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Wow. in fact! DOUBLE WOW..!
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it's so convenient !
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But at one glance,
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I LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT going
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Gu GU GAa Gaa ~~
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Alright that's all about it.
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TYVM. MTFBWY. BFK FAOY.
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Ps: Thank you very much. May the force be with you. Big fat kiss for all of you.
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