ORIGINALITY.

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from what i've observed recently,

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it seems that a whole lot of ppl

are hating my blogging style.

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" YOUR CONTENT IS SOOO SEXUAL..."

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"OH YOU'RE SO VULGAR..!"

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"AHH, YOU'RE SUCHA SPOILT BRAT ~ "

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ENOUGH SAID !

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well well.. let me tell you the truth then

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THIS IS HOW I AM

IN REAL LIFE TOO

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SAD

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basically there's practically

NOTHING you can do about it.

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because as a reader, your job is just simply to

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READ.

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well. you do get to voice your comments at times.

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hence i do get lots of " i hate you" comments.

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and a hell lot of " you blogging style sucks" kind of comments.

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what's the point dude?

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Do i get to literally bed Brad Pitt just because

i said,

" Fuck You Brad Pitt " ??

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don't be silly.

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you're just making me

GUFFAW HARD at YOUR STUPIDITY.

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so are you ppl expecting to come to my blog..

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and see me blogging TYPICALLY like this...

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" *yawn* what a boring day today. Reached school at 8 and waited for crystal. She was late. I waited for her till 8.30 then went into class together. Class was horribly boring. Lessons all the way till 12 and had a break. Didn't had much of an appetite but i forced myself to eat because lesson officially ends at blah blah yada yada.. "

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Head Count: 1, 2, 3, 4, ....

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349852 HEADS FALLING ASLEEP !

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Alright alright.

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no worries.

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i DREAD recalling the whole day's activities too.

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even my mom isn't interested in what i've done in school.

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SO I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T TOO .

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i am like having school for 5 days a week.

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so i guess this is what those TYPICAL readers

who complained loved to see.

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" *yawn* what a boring day today. Reached school at 8 and waited for crystal. She was late. I waited for her till 8.30 then went into class together. Class was horribly boring. Lessons all the way till 12 and had a break. Didn't had much of an appetite but i forced myself to eat because lesson officially ends at blah blah yada yada.. "

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x 5 !!

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Come on.

Even the hair on your butt crack starts screaming. . .

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BOR-ING !!

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you ppl are hating me cause i am different.

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I'm laughing at you cause you're all the same.

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By the Way.

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Excuse me?

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i am a blogger. i am not your maid.

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i do not do WHAT you ask me to do.

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Unless you pay me, of course..

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IF NOT, Get This Clear.

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Blogging is NOT a service provided BY ME FOR YOU.

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YOU DO NOT GET TO PICK WHAT YOU WANT TO READ.

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So pls, you do not possess the right to go

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" Mummy, i wanna read about

Bill Gates's favourite pastime

and structure of a basin "

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INSTEAD, I AM THE ONE WHO GET TO PICK WHAT

I WANT YOU TO READ.

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So the fact is

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YOU DEVOUR WHATEVER IS INFRONT OF YOU THEN SHUT UP .

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As for good readers who enjoys reading my blog or

readers who doesn't enjoy but just silently curse me behind my back, praying to God hoping i will be dead, everynight before you go to bed....

I thank you very much.

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The former, i love you.

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The latter, i killed your mom .

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