Monday, August 11

ytd...was...a... funni-funni-fun-fun DAY!!




its was funny and FUN!!




broom,brawny and brainy went to eat at bukit timah market ther...




omg... yum yumm...




we were tooooo excited to eaTTTT tt we forgot to take pics...




its was jus lik on the tv... a whole table on fooooddddd...




sambal stingray, sontong, char kway tiao, bbq chicken wings, orh jian and sugar cane juiceeee~



did i missed out anyting?



oki... expectedly...



we will got to timah shoppin centre to play ding ding and bishi bashi and daytona...



standard procedure




den we WALK!! ya... u didnt get it wrong... WALK to railway mall...



its was lik.... FUCKING FREAKIN FAR??!!!!!




omggg... however the walk doesnt seem long and borin cos we have one another to fool ard with...




oki... when we finally reached ther...... it was lik.... WAD??!!!! COFFEE BEAN CLOSE ALREADY?!!!!




fine... went to 7-11 and grab some cheapo, chapalang coffee and an ice cream...




den... we cabbed to broom's house to challenge at that foot reflexology tingy...




brainy and brawny jumped two times onli... cos we both have phobia already...



however... timid little broom aka emogirl.. didnt want to try... scaredy scaredy catttt~~




oki...




went up to broom's house.. den play with oranges...

we are... the ORANGEY HEADS! oki.. grow up guys...

oki... we watched olympics tgt also...

omg ? weight lifting was lik... SO HILARIOUS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

oki.. the end.. hahaa.. so abrupt..

Sunday, August 10

ever wonder how touch screens work?



let me tell u den!!






A touch screen sensor is a clear glass panel with a touch responsive surface. The touch sensor/panel is placed over a display screen so that the responsive area of the panel covers the viewable area of the video screen. The sensor generally has an electrical current or signal going through it and touching the screen causes a voltage or signal change. This voltage change is used to determine the location of the touch to the screen.






jx... so now u now how ding ding works?
i tink i wanna get a camera...




well ... a polaroid camera is quite old school and pretty cool...





but.. well.. my sis got one already..





dunno if its still workin... but its kinda unrealistic...




better get a digital camera... so tt i can capture every moment of my happiness....




anybody wan to buy it for me or maybe donate to me? i don mind a second hand one... i m not picky... jus any workin digital camera will do.. preferably a pink or white one...

Saturday, August 9

oops...



i forgot..




i m not a singaporean...





i m in a real dilemma...




how awkward is my position..




made, born and grew in s'pore..





but.. not a s'porean....





i cant sing the national anthem nor the pledge..




don even have the right to feel joyous for the national occasion..





dats a real tragic....





i swear i will marry a s'pore man....




so as to not lik my children be in the same awkward position...





any candidates?

National Day 2008










tis year is 2008..







todae is 2008 National Day..






i m alone ...







spendin it all alone..






oki... it isnt so bad...






pls don tink i m pathetic...







i m jus alil allergy to loneliness . . .




i will be oki soon.. after a few dose of "bully nana"...





i should be fine...






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hope the nation prospers...




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the economy gets better...




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old man earn more.



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i can buy more burberry,kate spade and ferragamo collections...









Heard tat the best place to get your lychee martini fix is at the award-winning martinibar at Mezza9, located in The Grand Hyatt Singapore.

I'll Never Fall in Love Again

Mary Chapin Carpenter - I'll Never Fall in Love Again

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What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble.
I'll never fall in love again.
I'll never fall in love again.
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What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia.
After you do, he'll never phone you.
I'll never fall in love again.
I'll never fall in love again.
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Don't tell me what is all about,
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out,
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you
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What do you get when you fall in love?
You get enough tears to fill an ocean
That's what you get for your devotion.
I'll never fall in love again.
I'll never fall in love again.
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What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow.
So, for at least until tomorrow,
I'll never fall in love again!
I'll never fall in love again!

傻瓜

词 : Landy 温岚曲 : Kenji 吴克群





其实他做的坏事 我们都懂


没有什么不同



眼光闪烁 暧昧流动



闭上眼 当作听说



其实别人的招数 我们都懂




没有什么不同



故作软弱



撒娇害羞 只是有一点别扭



傻瓜也许单纯的多




爱得没那么做作




爱上了 我不保留




傻瓜 我们都一样




被爱情伤了又伤




相信这个他不一样 却又再一次受伤



傻瓜 我们都一样





受了伤却不投降




相信付出会有代价 代价只是一句. . .




傻瓜. . .

my precious slaves

hk's my eunuch





jx's my imperial maid






i m ur royal highness

another day of fun






todae.. i prepared some surprises for my deariesssss...




















i made muffins!!!




















i met up with jx and hk todae at bp plaza to pass them my love-care-and-concern-filled handmade muffins and slack it out at starbucks... hk jus came bck from his modellin tingy.. i wanna be his jing ji ren.. hahaha











den... cabbed to timah to play it out.. its bishi-bashi-ding-ding-and-daytona time!!! hahahas



todae jus wasnt my luck.. i was on my losing streak... DAMNED!!

our beloved croc-ie picked up smokin... bad boy.










Friday, August 8

hi all... my heels are swollen.. as expected... WTHHH!!! KILLL HK!!!!! know wad? i cabbed to school and limp my way home. damn it!





oki... me and hk went to loof ytd.. actu our plan includes jx...





but emo kid doesnt wanna get out... she wanna help under her blanket under her bed under the tiles... HAHAHA emogirl.com.sg lorx.. wth






oki.. we cabbed to loof cos the rain was lik sooo heavy.. and i don wanna get myself wet...





well.. we reached cityhall lik about 9 plus ... and went to draw some cash out from my atm... i m BROKE!!!!! i haven ate anyting for dinner... so we went to eat J.CO donuts~ YUM!!! nice.. but messy..





i tink we reached loof at bout 10 plus... woohoo!! my lychee martini~~ yummy.. but... the lychee martini wasnt as nice as wad i drank before previously..





den i order my peach frozen margarita ... mmmx.. no as nice as my lychee martini.. so..u get wad i mean?




haha





hk ordered Gummiberry~~~~ EEEEEEEE... Berries... ewww.. *puke




hey jx.. u noe wad? it smells lik the combi of brand chicken essence and berries one!!!!! i tink i drank too much of tt during o'levels.. i feel lik throwing up when i smell it...





sooo disgusting... oh.. well.. the mini rocket shrimps are quite tasty... with the wasabi mayo... not badd... i lik..






oki... loof is quite a good place to kway and nua ard if u manage to get seats inside...
ther are comfy cushions and ' cushiony ' seats....





luckily i brought along xin xin's croc toy and play with the toothpicks... if not... it will be so comfy tt i will wanna fall into a deep deep deep zzz....






haha... until a prince kiss me? no way.. until they want to close and throw my out of the place...worst still throw me off the building.. =.=






oki.. tt's all.. before we leave tt place we played bishi bashi~ den.. off to cabbed home at about.... 3 plus? hahah.. so tiringgggg~~~ T.T





oki.. in conclusion.. ITS FUN! hope to have jia xin comin along with us... =.= stupid broom...



aiya.. and i forgot to take pictures ytd... damned... hahaha~






oh... well.. can try out some of bars to chill out at sentosa.. or maybe chill out at some pubs and bars in holland v. ... the ambience should be quite comfy too.. ^^ oki.. hope to chill out soon..

Thursday, August 7

Your view on yourself:

You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are not looking merely for a girl/boyfriend - you are looking for your life partner. Perhaps you should be more open-minded about who you spend time with. The person you are looking for might hide their charm under their exterior.


Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.


Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.
The right job for you:You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.


How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.
What are you most afraid of:You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.


Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.




if u wanna date me... take the following info as reference.. if u've got any probs dude... den.... jus... date my mom instead..
i mus master the ' Vibrating Fingers '


and using my ' xiang long shi ba zhang'



i can definitely win hk and jx at the bishi bashi game...




jus WAIT!!



" wushi finger hold~ "
today... was... a... slack day...



went to meet jiaxin to study.. but more of a chit chat relaxing therapy session..



den... waited till 10 plus for tommy to come...



felt so bad for returnin him the notes so late... he've got test tml...



so... to make up to him.. i told him the answers and the questions of the test.. cos i took the test todae...



hk came down also... but not long.. jiaxin went home... den tommy went home...



hk and i got realli bored... and decided to complete our challenge..



so.... we proceed to the foot reflexology ting near senior citizen corner..



took off our shoes.. and stomp on to the tiny little pebbles....


WTH!!!! it was lik.... PAIN!!!!!!!


we challenge to jump 5 times from the bigger pebbles to the smaller ones...



wtf... the first jump i made was lik..... AHHHHHHH~!!! but... i cant scream...



the one who screamed first loses.. so. i was lik... >.< OS: HELP!!!


omg.. den we proceed to 10 consecutive jumps...



howeverrr... due to the fact tt i m a weak little cute girl... i overall did 10 onli but hk did full 15 jumps. hahaha~~



and my heel was lik so bloody pain.. so i went to check out at the board wher they will tell u which part of the feet represent which part of the body...


and my heels represent genital ( ovaries)



WTF!!! SIAO! my ovaries got prob???!!! eggs rotten or wad.. wth... not accurate...




and now.. i m using a ice pack to ice my heels... if not it will get so swollen tml...

Monday, August 4

我受夠了等待


你累積給的傷害 . . . . 我是真的很難釋懷


我想依賴而你卻都不在


終於看開愛回不來 而你總是太晚明白


過去怎麼交代你該給的信賴 被你親手緩緩推入懸崖


看到記憶慢下來. . .過去甜蜜在倒帶 只是感覺已經不在


而我對你的期待 被你一次次摔壞 已經碎成太多塊要怎麼拼湊跟重來
stand by me. . .

Thursday, July 31

foosball!!!

Table Soccer or Foosball Table? Or Is It Fooseball Table?





Foosball is known by many names, which can cause some confusion. In America, we have the good old foosball table. Sometimes, it's spelled with an "E", as in "fooseball table". Of course spelling-wise, that's just wrong, but hey, its a free country. You can spell fooseball with an "e" if you want.







"A foosball table by any other name would smell as sweet..."






But Fooseball and Foosball is just the beginning of the debate. Lots of people call the game table soccer, which makes some sense, as foosball is basically a miniature form of that great game.






In Germany, you might see the word fussball, although "kicker" is more common. In fact, the American word foosball (or fooseball) is actually a corruption of the German word "fussball".





In other parts of Europe, you might hear the game called "footy." That's common in Australia too. You might also hear it called table soccer. That name is pretty universal, in fact.
perfecto !





lets go beach-ing miss wart.... anw jiaxin.. thers tis ting call wartner in the market... i can easily remove u with that...


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wad i need to do after exams:
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go for hair dyein session
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hair extension
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manicure
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get a pair ferragamo pumps... omg.. gorgeous...
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go to the leather shop at timah!
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more ding ding and foosball and bishi bashi and daytona!
(anw jiaxin.. i lost the tokens we found that dae.. i jus cant find them!! =x)
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eat banana prata at timah!
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mmmx... wad more to do...
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go newton circus to eat! go geylang eat dim sum!!!
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find a chance to chill out at loof? (hope ther's no events ther.. it looks lik a nice place)

Wednesday, July 30






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LAB SESSION~~

for module CP 4001



anw.... pls giv me some comments...



should i dye my hair black...??

Saturday, July 26

Dope -- Silly person (hence, dopey = silly)

e.g. I would consider locking my blog to prevent dopey people like junhao from invading.



Wart -- a small hard lump which grows on the skin, often on the face and hands


e.g. I'm a swot, jiaxin's a wart on my ass. HAHA!



anw... tis is a REAL FUNNY ONE...

THe definition IS definitely DOPEY!!



Kung fu -- a sport from China in which people fight using their hands and feet


e.g. duh? if not fight with eyebrows and knee caps?


Bong --
a musical noise made especially by a large clock

why is it not " tong " , "dong " , " pong" , "kong" , " kiang " or " ling " , different clocks have different sounds isnt it?

For example, mine is , : " AH GRACE AR! XING LAI LIAO!! CHI DAO LIAO!!! XING LAI!!!!!!!!!!! " .... btw thats my mum..


e.g. " BONG BOOONG~" i punched my sis's boobs.

Thursday, July 24

New Words Learnt For The Day

* toto -- as a total or whole

e.g. The combination of numbers in Toto is alot in toto.


* twit -- a stupid person

e.g. Junhao's a twit.


* shit stirrer -- someone who makes trouble for other people, especially by making known

facts that they would prefer to keep secret


e.g. Nana is a shit stirrer who loves to bao toh to my parents about me. Knn.

* swot -- someone, usually a child, who studies very hard


e.g. I am a swot. Jiaxin is trying too hard to be like me.


* femme fatale -- a woman who is very attractive in a mysterious way, usually leading people

into danger or causing their destruction


e.g. What can i say? I am a born femme fatale.

Tuesday, July 22

She asked me, ' why... '



' ther are not much ppl i can love now...'



i replied.
why. . .

Monday, July 21

jiaxin and i have got another new game to play other den ding ding~! its...FOOSBALL!!! ^^









i have to start some elimination soon..



those who are not eligible to appear in my life will get eliminated .

Saturday, July 19

the feelin is not the same....





its jus not rite anymore...





is it me tryin too hard again...





or has everyting changed...

Thursday, July 17

grace is....grace

haix.. its another day of unhappiness..


if this goes on..



i wonder if our days of happiness will shortlived the unhappi ones....



tis is lik never-ending....



the interval doesnt last longer den a week...

Wednesday, July 16

i GIVE UP!!!!!



SO FRUSTRATING!!!




i don wanna try so harddddd anymore!!!!!!!!




u don even BOTHER!!!!!




wad a retard i am...



try so hard everydae...



=.= wth....

Sunday, July 6

Grace's Day Out...

OMGGGGG~~


Todae is SUCH a FUN DAE!!!!!


^^



i met up with sao ba xin and fei guang and we went to sp to pass up my report.. and then...


ITS SHOPPIN TIME AT SUNTEC~!



^^



WOW! den.. veggie man came to look for us...



we went shoppin ard.. quite borin for fei guang and veggie man...


den ... we went to eat Carl's Jr


DEN! we went walkin ard aGAIN!


wanted to go kbox actu.. but.. TOO EXP... fei guang and veggie man onli had 22 bucks...



sing wad pi...



SO... we went arcadeeeee... and... PLAY..



but i didnt play..


hahaha.. i suck at games...



den... veggie man bot choco for us to eat!


fei guang ate the liqour one.. broom xin the cappaccino one... veggie man the durian one...


and urs sincerely, DARK CHOCO.. WOOO~



oki... den we played with the ribbon....


omg? damn funny!! hahaha sao ba xin got STALK by the blue ribbon... hahahahaha!!!



veggie man luff till sat on the floor.. and is in the middle of nowher in the shoppin mall mind u....



hahahaha!!! omgggggg... brooom xinnnnn.... so spastic...


alot ppl look at us... but we don care.. hahahahaha



den i realised my talent for --Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang --



hahahaha... and we also mastered fei guang's gay-style slappin hands...



hahaahahahahahahahaahah.. omggggg....



den... broom pulled me and ran to hide from veggie and ah gay...



so... thats how we started playin hide and seek... SO CHILDISH.. but i spotted ah gay's head poppin out from the wall... so... taa--daa... the end of the game...



after veggie left.. we went to mini toon's.. hahaha stayed inside for damn long...


den.. tragedy happened.. and ah gay broke a mirror...


he even tried to sweep the shattered pieces under the shelf with his legs... =.=



we managed to escape without payin but maybe jus some cursin from the sales ppl...



ahahah



dennnn.. we went to chill out at CARTEL~~



omgg... nice brownie with choco sauce.. but so sinful...... and so sweet...too sweet already actu....


hahaha...



dennnn we cabbed homeeeee...



along the way... we kip tryin to squeeze ah gay to one side of the cab when thers a right turn...


but when ther's a left turn... omg....


scary... i don wanna tok about the painful experience...



hahahaha!!!!



damn lame .. but FUN~


agree broom xin?



too bad ther isnt any pic...

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yeppie.. i hope everydae is so happi... ^^

Saturday, July 5

anw... while searchin for a suitable talisman on google,













i found tis..
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WAD HAS TIS GOT TO DO WITH TALISMAN?




THE BLACK BLACK PART ON THE FRIES OR WAD?!



but anw.. it looks kinda temptin..

Announcement

Announcement For All Readers








dear all readers... execpt jun hao...






the reason why i've not blog for so long and purposely allow my blog to be dead is to deter all aggressors... and jun hao...










so if u, my dear all readers, would lik to cont readin my blog,








pls kill jun hao by slammin him with a rolled-up newspaper, slippers, or pesticide.. or any ways u can tink of when killing a cockroach...












I dunno why i wanna enlarge the pic till so big.. but i lack sense of security.. maybe a bigger talisman will be more effective... tis talisman is for warding off evil spirits and jun hao...



Monday, June 23

i've found a new dislike..



i hate jia xin's bf...



he's jus a army boy...



who does he tink he is...



irritating...



annoying....



uncivilised...




i seriously tinks he has got someting against me...



fucking irritating...



i oso not veh shou wif him...



disgustingly annoying...



retarded...



not as if he's some rich prince or wad...



alt he tinks he is one...



but pls.. look at urself...




COME ON LAH.. WAKE UP LAH...



don try so hard lah...



idiotic....



spastic...




neither rich nor smart...



somemore don even have shang jin xin...



irritatin fuck face...




onli noe how to say ppl before evaluating urself...





i didnt even do anyting and he jus picked on me lik nobody's business..




u tink u r fucking funny huh...



brainless ting...



i despise u..

Monday, June 9

songs of the sea




tis was my favourite scene... ^^







I finally went to watch Songs of The Sea...




It's very nice~! ^^ alt i lik the old musical fountain and its story line about merlion. tis story line is kinda lame..lik more for kids... they should consider changing it to merlion's story or other singapore tales...



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tis scene makes my eyes so pain that i kept tearing..i have to keep cover my cover my eyes with my hands..wth.. make me feel lik a sua ku..
its quite pretty larx actu..but its jus too bright!
walao. air pollution somemore!
ask ppl don smoke den ownself let out so much smoke..
fucked up...

Some Facts about the Wonderful Performance :

The different technological elements of Songs of the Sea that make it a not-to-be-missed extravaganza include a 40m high giant water screen flanked by two slightly smaller water screens, 69 water jets reaching as high as 40m, flames leaping up to 20m and lasers using the latest diode technology. The most remarkable logistics aspect of the show, however, is the daily display of pyrotechnics. The attraction will run two shows every night, 365 days a year. The open-air styled viewing gallery can comfortably seat 2,500 visitors. Each show lasts 25 minutes.

The Story

Li, a young man who looks autistic and retard, is singing by the sea with his friends when he is stunned by the sudden vision of a beautiful sleeping girl, Princess Ami. =.= wad... copy sleeping beauty si bo... no originality... fucked up...

Guided by a group of retarded Sea Creatures, Li learns that she’s under the spell of an enchanted village... wah piang.. =.=" can zai childish yi dian rite the story...

Den.. he starts singing for the fucking fire, light and sea... wa lao.. all those calafare take up so much time..



Den he continue to sing hoping to wake the princess and he finally did in the end.. #.# ask weizhong come sing lar.. wa lao.. the princess Ami's ancestors also will jump up point middle finger ar... __



The admission is 8 bucks per person... and there's two showtimes... 7.40 and 8.40


go see it for urself losers...! and don forget to feedback to me...









this is life

u will nv noe wad happens next....



take the wrong step...



and the whole world changes....

Thursday, June 5

GRacE...

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,

the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,

the Swiss hold the America's Cup,

France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance,

Germany doesn't want to go to war,

and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. "

-- Chris Rock

Tuesday, May 27

omg! met up wif my chu yy today..



we chatted lik ther's no tmr...



haha!!



todae i feel so happi....



okix.. tt's all... ^^

Sunday, May 25

Went to watch movie at cwp wif jass,zhili and hj ytd...


haas....



watched 'chocolate'



damn... no story line one can...



den after tt went to smoke outside cwp..



and den start to talk crap...



ahhaah...



force zhili to teach u his dialect...



hj asked : " zhili, got who still noe how to speak ur language arx? "

Zhili : " my bro... #.# "


hahaha@#!@!



The end... posted photos on my friendster, go take a look if u wan~ ^^

Saturday, May 24

life's a charade...





we have to put on an act so that we can win...





the winner wins, the loser gains honour...




i wanna be a loser...
who do u tink u are ....






KUA LAN!!!!!!!!!

Disappointed....

xiao DOU is xiao DOU...



xiao DOU needs Grace...



and Grace only needs xiao DOU...



xiao DOU is not forgiven.. so xiao DOU will NOT forgive..
wads so great!!



FUCK OFF!!!!



BIATCH...
when can i go yam seng again..



i hope i can revert back to my old-old life...



old-new life SUCKS !



not the mention the new-new life now..
wear a mask and play along..



thats the onli option..
i saw my make-believe boyfriend and imaginery friend in bed just now...




phww..
i miss getting drunk...



and fool ard...



and get into trouble...



and spending nites out...


and.....

Monday, May 19

everybody has frens...



except me..i feel so lonely..
i tink i need to find new frens... i don have frens.. i don have a sense of belongin..







hi everybody~ my name is grace...


wanna make frens with me?? ^^

Tuesday, April 29

grace...

life at poly is so tirin...


go to sch early and ends late... fuck!



i m so bored... nobody pei me go smoke durin my break..


i have to quietly make my way out and smoke at the gate and quietly walk bck.. B-o-r-i-n...


mmmx.. i m stil decidin whether to cont to be in sp vball... well... i tink i didnt play too badly but the trainin ends at ard 8 plus each time and it realli tires me out...


tis wil realli affect my studies man.... omg.. wad a hard decision to make.. to join or not to join~


mmmx... i wil be joinin the u-19 com during june... so... should i go vball trg at sp so tt i can regain my form faster?


i feel so lonely and weird.. playin wif team mates which are totally strangers to me.... alt i m quite a loner at trg i tink... haas.. i onli went for the trg once and pon the rest due to sch work... dunno sp vball stil wans me anot... haha..


oki.. shall go take a look again on wed to see if they havin trg... if they don wan me oso nvm... haha... jus take it as fate wans me to study more.. ^^


i so long nv play vball as a team wif jx and the other girls... tink i wil be the lousiest player among them... haas... wonder when wil we meet up to have a trainin tgt... mmmx.. hope it's an indorr trg.. haas...

Tuesday, April 8

i hATE MY DAD.

Dad.

i hate u.


i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u
hi dad.



i hate u.



bye fucker.

Grace Is Gone

i feel so sick and tired OF EVERYTING..!!!!


well..u can actu see from the way i blog now..


i am realli tired..i don hav the strength to go on..


nobody's ther for me..


i jus wanna lie down and sleep...


hey dad... stop all ur fuckin nonsense...


i've had enough and realli stressed out..


i am very very tired...


please...


unless i kill u..?


fine.. i wil consider... bastard..

Sunday, April 6

Saturday, April 5

ha ha....

Dear readers, todae's post is gonna a lil boring... coz.. i m bored.



i've got so many tings to do but yet to be done....


i need to buy my new mouse,
need to study and complete the prepmaths tests,
need to sell my hp away to get a new hp,
need to collect my pay from tangs,
need to return my uniforn to my pills company and get my pay,
need to do someting diff to my fucking ugly straight hair
need to buy a cap maybe?
need to change my wardrobe and dressing style
need to save and scrimp so tt i could fulfill my birthdae wish
need to continue to look for a weekend job
need to get out of my house and get new frens
need to try to find new peeps to fill up the empty spaces in my life
need to get back my 10 bucks from elaine ooi...


i dunno... my life still feels empty despite all those shit i've yet to do.

i realised i often find myself alone..

so often that i almost dislike company at times..

mmm... i wil be turnin 17 soon... time realli flies...

i don even noe when my life started to change...

i've overlooked time all tis while so
time crept away quietly leavin me behind...

i've nv tot of growin up... but upon seeing all the ones ard gettin busy and carry on with their lives...
i know its time for me to carry on with mine too..


however, i wil nv wan to be frozen in time...

as this period of my life is miserable...

lets move on...

wadever wil change, wil change...

wadever wil be, wil be...

friends, possesions, beliefs, surroundings, relations

ther's nothing u can hold on to forever..

ther's time for everything to be let go..

its jus sooner or later...

despite with much pain or happiness...

life is jus lik sand...

it will still slip away eventually even if it's held tight in our hands...




sorry for the borin post.. but its my blog FUCKERS~!!

HA HA HA HA!!@#!@#

Friday, March 7

boring....

Dear Fuckers....


I am bored. B-o-r-e-d... d-e-r-o-b.... i bet u can definitely see it from my face... =D


Readers : " Hey.. Stop the crAP bIaTcH~! it's lik NOT FUNNY ???? "



Grace : " * press the Legendary Red Button* "


Readers : " Deal or No Deal?? "


Grace : " NO DEAL... bye motherfuckers...! "


Readers : " AhhhhhhH!!!!#$# *fall into pitless hole * "




today is a as-u-can-see , borin day.




mmmx... went to meet up wif yy den went to queensway for dunno wad reason... basically, we don not use the part B-R-A-I-N for most of the time.. so do pardon us..



went to walk ard lik tongue-stickin-retards... hmm... *yawn wif tears spillin*


we went round...and round... And round... annnd round... and RoUnD~ bot nth... did nth... saw NTh..


so baobei's xiao qiang came over and picked us up... he drove us to chinatown to makan...



mmmx.... yumm... nice~!! ^^ and in conclusion...FREE MEAL AGAIN!! aint i a sucker.... but who CARES?!! *nobody reads my blog anw =.= *


well... * point out of the screen rite at YOU * Uhhhh... ther ther~ do i have one tiny pathetic passer-by or did i jus spotted a reader hUh...



ok... pls read on then fuckers.....


xiao qiang den drove us bck home...



omg... my void deck is havin a song ka... haix... i'm gonna go bonkers soon..!!!



BUT of course... we, have to face our fears bravely and CONFRONT them...


but...u know... i kinda feel lik meditatin at home for a few days to discover The True Meaning Of Life * the " Laaaaaaaa~" music pls *



so.... BYE.... i m off to meditation...


Readers : " MediCAtion u mean??? "


Grace : " *press Red Button..* I SAID BYEEEE!!!! "


SILENCE PLEASE. MEDITATION IN PROGRESS.



Grace : " ommm~~ omm meeeee tooooo fooooo~~ "

Friday, February 29

::::::::::::::

Latest Bulletin!! : Ur Beautiful Queen Has Changed Her Job~ =}



okix... i've jus quit my job at Tangs and changed to a temp promoter for organic fruit juices~!! ^^


i wil be station at west mall from 3rd march to 9th march... soooo.... do visit and buy some from me~ ^^ *tis is an order *



mmmx.... well.... not an easy job either... need to memorise alot of facts and benefits of organic juices.... fuckin shit... =.=



cb.... coz of tis fucked up job i fell sick! and my freckles grew more in numbers and i got more tanned... nb... knn... fuckin shitttttt...



sooo SICK of life.... sooo SICK of EVERYTING!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!



anw... thers is tis MALAY man on run... he's a terrorist... a dangerous figure... a man who is armed with weapons... and HE LIVES AT TECK WHYE LANE!!!!! O.O



* SCREAM SHOUT RUN JUMP CRY FAINT *


omg... dear readers... u don understand how BOTHERED i m... coz u noe... to me... MALAY uncles all look the SAME.... sooo....HOW DO I NOE IF I'VE SPOTTED HIM!!!!! OMGGGG~~ T~T


*hide under blanket shiver~~ *



haix... wads the world comin to.... WADS S'PORE COMIN TO...



SO SCARY!!!!!! i'm gonna faint..

Friday, February 15

Happy Valentine's Day



*CHEERS~~* ^^




todae's is valentine's day... so as expected... i went out with my valentine~~




hai... didnt get to giv jt my present coz cant get it prepare in time... X_x *guilty*




BUT~ he stil gave me my present~~ ^^





alt i see l super heart pain... so exp... T~T dumb boy.... citigems.. OMG~ *pound chest pound chest pound CHEST~~~!!!* T~T




but... nvm~ coz i also got an EDIBLE present~ jus nice...^^ cos these few daes i kip gettin hungry.. CHOCOLATES!!! ^^v
mmmx.... todae we went to westmall de BaliThai to eat~ is LaMe help us make reservation one... haha so all thanks to him` ^^ mmmx.. i realised i ate alot ehx.. BUT.. i went to shit oso durin the meal...
ohhh... forget to mention about jt's CRABMEAT FRIED RICE~!! HAHAH!#!@#@@! The crab meat is lik....minced meat.. so little...so tiny...so not-lik crab's-meat.... KENA CHEATED~~ hahas... BODOH~ noob fuck man~~ ^^
den after the meal i decide to get my poor little xin a little present to make her valentine's day a better one... so bought her a cute piece of strawberry cake~..... ^^
went bck to cck to meet xin and pok.. den jt realised his guitar tingy lost.. i dunno why... i jus felt so sad.. mmmx.... zhen qi guai...
Gave xin a BIG HUG when i saw her and gave her the cake.. den i divert my attention to pok and started luffin at his new AH BENG STYLO MILO HAIR... =x oki larx.... i was kind of mean... after a couple more glance, ur hair don look tt ugly lar actu... dun be too upset pok~~ HAAHS~
Anw~ i am gettin a couple of complimentary presents for jt oki~
vEh keen to know wad i m gonna get rite READERS??
STay tuned for more updates~ ^^
BYE~~












Wednesday, February 13

A Very Simple But Nice Post

DESPICABLE...UGLY....SHAMEFUL....





don u feel guilty?




don u feel embarrassed?




don u even feel the LEAST of shame?




BItch....Slut....WhoRe....BAstard....AssHole....Son oF a BitCh....


*The above words are purely for the sake pleasing my readers who had been complainin bout the missin of vulgarities. Please note that they do possess offensive meanings, hence ppl who have been commiting crimes like adultary etc, its PURE conincidence.... Thanks for your kind attention towards this extremely long note...

Sunday, February 10

Hey dear readers. tis is a lesson i learnt recently...



By simply claimim tt you are well protected... doesnt mean proves anyting anymore when the ones closest to u turn his or her back on you...




wad YOU do...determines wad YOU deserve...




pls stop doin tings tt hurt the ones ard you.... esp when he or she forgives and forget once and again.....





u should treasure wad u have now... be contented stay happy.. and don ever try to mess up with ppl's lives anymore... i believe wad goes ard comes ard... don try to hurt anyone else or backstab anyone anymore... u wil eventually get everyting back..IN DOUbLE..



pls... jus stick with ur own life.... don take his or her forgiveness for granted... i hope the truth wil be totally revealed one day.. good luck.....

Thursday, January 17

Hi.. to one and all commoners...








do u fucking miss ur precious little QUEEN~?











aww..i noe u fucking dooo~!!!!








alrite... i understand.. ^^











btw... ur queen is currently workin at tangs... but... well... another form of disguise actu... i need to actu hide my identity to hide from my assasins..





Readers : " *worried* "








aww... tts sweet... BUT I DON GIV IT A DAMN~ pretentious and PATHETIC... but its oki... i'll stil love u, my dear readers.... actually... not all pretentious ones get into my good books.... so try harder~ u are like soooo close... perhaps about now to NEVER?? HAaahaahaA!!!!!!











oh.. well... i've ben tryin to shop for clothes recently... but ended up drownin among UGLY..CHEAP..and CLICHE clothes...








PUI! yucks man... i don dress no ah lian style man... tts the past!!!!!!











anw... i've got the money.. but the clothes jus aint for me.. so.. well... i jolly well let the tobacco company earn the profit... ^^ the food industry did managed to earn a little.. but due to my self-established Smoke-More-Eat-Less champaign... * but tt doesnt apply to u, mr sim * so once again the tobacco company wins the game~ ^^








okix.. life's borin for ur queen... workin and workin and workin.. facin countless armpits and boobs... T~T








tt's sad ya? mmmx... anw... ur queen recently fell in love wif a juicy couture's watch.. awwwww~~~ its sooooo nice.. but.. the price is ...well... not pricey to me of coz.. but given the fact tt i m tryin to disguise as a commoner.. so... lets jus play along wif role... =}








anw... check out my new watch... bot it at a shop wher local designers' watches are sold.. its quite pricey coz it produce onli veh little quantity.. tt's good.. i am unique and special... well.... support the local commoners ya?? ^^ well.. its actually 75 bucks but since the boss is a fren of my sis.. i got it at 50 bucks.. quite a bargain ya? ^^























HAAAS~~ ther goes my bull shittin again..!!

its actu 8 bucks~ haas~ ^^

bot it at orchard... well... i hesitate so long den jt encouraged me to buy~~ ^^


so i jus bot it~~!! ^^


haiya... spent quite alot of money recently... mmm.. sian... but its oki... money is meant to be spent...


oki... tt's it for todae... ^^ i blogged onli for jia xin's sake~ haas..





so cheer up, giv me a smile and let it stay ther forever... love ya~~!! ^^

Saturday, November 24

P R O M ~




Spotted tis Tai-Tai at prom.. tink she's erm.... Professor Ooi or someting ya? i m not too sure u noe..




With my 9 YEARS fren... CHUAN WEN~~ ^^







Tiger~~... i will miss the times he catch me..

esp the time at lot one food court~!! ^^








Me... Jane.. Gp... XIN XIN~~ ^^











MY~ steam eggie... *zhen dan~!!* ^^











R.O.S.... PI pi... Gracie.. Janeee~~












Plucked UP my courage to take pic wif.. tis.. er... erm... well... i dunno wad species is tis oso... ^^






aWw... i love u jane.. ^^

even though u are a BAd kisser..




tODAE...

Hi... tis is the post for.... TODAE~ u freakin idiots..


^^ wanna noe someting?
i love to scream at u pathetic readers A.K.A COMMONERS~~!!!



orh yay~ ^^ isnt it GREAT to be a blogger... aWWwww....



suppose to go for an interview.. BUT... awww... someone called and said tt i nid not go....

Readers : *sympathise*


COME ON... I sympathise on U ALRITE~~ i got the job without goin for interview man... how great can things get ya?


alrite... i understand ur jealousy... but its FINE~~ coz... ITS NOT MY FREAKIN PROB~~ ^^v



alrite... .. went to watch the Enchanted wif my mei mei aka nana aka pig-lookin-creature ... ^^ alrite lets NOT get distracted for NOT impt tings... =}


oh.. anw... she jux came bck from london ytd and begged me... SO... given to me soft hearted nature and kind character... i brought her to the movie... ^^



no praises pls... i m tired of hearin it EVERYDAY.... awww... *yawns*



Readers : *mumbles* *unhappy*




oki oki... fine fine~~ praise me if u lik ...


Readers : *whisper to Your Highness Grace*



Grace : oh? uh huh... ya.. i see.... yea...


alrite... small issue ... its juz tt they cant find any words worthy enough to praise me.... but tt's alrite... inevitable problem ya... ^^



oki... enough of praising myself......




now... i shall tok about the main activity todae.. shall elaborate more..


went to lot one wif jk, jx and jane plus nana... tAAdaaaaa~~



THE END...

Interview daY

oki.. i admit my blog is slow lik me... coz... I M BLOGGIN YTD'S HAPPENINGS~~ ^^


WHY?


coz i m too freaking tired.. wads ur prob dudes... cant i R-E-S-T... REST~



alrite... woke up at 10 plus ytd to prepare my self for interview.. left house to meet jt at 11 plus... and i am suppose to get to marina square AT 12!!!!! fuckin shit... god bless...


okix... reached cityhall at 12 plus and got to john little for interview at 12.30.. HAAS!! as expected by u these sicko freakin psycho readers... .. I KENA GAN~ =.= cb..


that old and maid lookin manager... FUCK... hope she dIE when tryin to shit and a python appear out of nowher to bite her black arse...~~ ty... ^^



well... went to aljunied for another interview den to bugis den to shaw centre den to far east den to Tangs.. poor me isnt it??....



feel lik an utter loser wif fresh and just-from-oven BLISTERS~!!!! NNB~~~~~~~ >.<



well ... well....


Special thanks to: Miss. Jane ( Helped me check out where the hell is Shaw centre)
: Mr. Jt ( Walked ard wif me to interviews.. poor boy )
: Mr. Marlboro menthol (For being ther for me whenever i feel lik takin a puff )
: Miss. Pink Lighter ( Allowing me to have the honour to light up my cig)
: Miss Brown contact lens ( For not dryin up and threatenin to blind my eyes)

Sunday, November 18

Town dAE!! ^^

haas... taken on town dae.. with hj, jx , jk, jane, gp...


I fucking look lik ghost sia...



ANW~ check out my new hair colour dudes~~ ^^v pretty nice ehx...~~






i DON mean to comment.. but.. aWw.. i cant brin myself to sae... ERM... ITs just TaT... Aww.. tis is realli difficult... alrite.. actually..

THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND LOOKS LIK MY DAD~~!!!




HAaAahahhhaaH~!!! ^^

i m back~ !!!!!!

LONG TIME NO BLOG~~ ^^


HI my dearest and most loyal readers... *wave wave*

Readers: *applaud*

Grace: "Thank u thank u... " *flying kisses *


ALRITE~ lets begin... ^^


todae i went alllllllllll the way to chinatown to alter my damn bloody fucking qi pao.. __

i stil gei gan wear wad heels... knn... legs almost turn purple and start rottin.. T.T

Readers: *yawn*

Grace: " CANT I FINISH MY STORY!!! TIS IS MY FIRST ENTRY FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS MIND U!!! "

=.=


alrite alrite... * fast forward fast forward skip skip blah blah blah~~*


well well... i m super sia sway todae.. realli feel lik a retard idiot..


before tt...i was at lucky plaza and walking ard lookin for the " so-cALLED-veh-cheap-BUT-nice-clutch-suitable-for-prom" but in the end i onli found myself in midst of a sea of maids who were enjoying their off day with their bangla dates...


aiya... tis is not the main POINT~!!! =.= fucker....


oki... den i walked ard wif jt and lookin ard... we went up escalators and walked ard each floor... i had NV NV NV been to lucky plaza so i m soooo super excited.. hence i looked ard and stare at weird lingerie shop... DEN!! i found myself steppin of an escalator movin down when i was tryin TO GO UP... FUCK!


soo.... AHHHHH!!! i squeaked. *ashamed.. hide under blanket* T_T !!!



sia swaaaayy...!!! OMG..


* quickly FAST FORWARD~~~*


oh.. anw.. *tryin to change subject* i realise weird shop name in lucky plaza.. such as '"Lucky Prata"... HAAS~!!! how lucky.. ^^ h..a..a..aa ... haaa? *awkward*


Readers : *LAUGH AND ROAR*


oki... fine fine FINE... !!!!

DEN i shall not elaborate on how stupid i look tryin to jog wif my heels, how retarded i look eatin my cream pasta, how ridiculously huge my stomach bloated after i try to finish the pasta and how fast i went to shit rite after my pasta dinner.. !!!


UR LOSS READERS!!! i don giv it a damn!!! cry for ALL u WAN! BEG me for aLL i CARE!! i wil nv tell U!!



mmmx.. den at nite went over to limbang find my xin xin and the rest.. shall not elaborate on who "the rest" are... noe why ?? NOT IMPT MAR~~


aiyo.... readers ar readers... u noe i DON lik to mention about ppl tt are NOT IMPT~~ ^^


i shall end here... alrite? =}


Readers : " nO..no... no... *lots of commotion* "


aWw~ come on... ^^ i noe how u feell.... awww...