I WON

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Adding "I win" behind a statement really helps.

For example:

"You suck. I win."

"My dog slept with your mom. I win. "

"I saw your mom creeping into your dog's kennel last night. I win."

"This is my blog. I win."

"I'm scolding you without you realising it. I win."

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