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I'm not trying to start a suicidal
(Look.. COLOURS. Totally not suicidal.)
cult here.
But when I was young, I'll try out different ways to commit suicide, well, once in a blue moon.
Actually I just wanna know how a near-death experience feels like.
Once, I tried suffocating myself with a pillow after watching some mediacorp drama.
Cause some rich dying old man was lying in the hospital and suffocated with a pillow by his evil son.
I swear I thought the whole process was supposed last for less than 15 seconds.
In the scene, it was like
*groan*
*kick*
*struggle*
*stiffen*
*dong dong chiang~*
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I did all of the above actions.
After 30 seconds...
I started shoving the
motherfucking pillow outta my face
and pant like a dog.
What can I say.
Fuck you, Mediacorp.
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