When i say slut, i meant you.

When I Say Slut, I Meant You.

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SLUT SLUT

SLUTTTTTTT!!!!

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Okay. End of you.

Back to me.

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I went to IMM with xin today. I liked it. Cause there are morons everywhere to cheer me up.

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We took the shuttle bus to IMM and while boarding, xin and me accidentally separated this china family of three. So...the mommy and kid was infront of xin, then behind me was the daddy.

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The bus was like fucking packed.

However, the mommy managed to find a sit, so she sat down with her kid on her laps, and xin was standing next to her sit. I was standing next to xin, and there was this empty sit next to me, but it was obviously reserved for the her husband, though I don't know why THE FUCK is he hesitating.

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Then, when the bus was about to leave when the daddy standing beside me suddenly turn and asked if I could let him pass, so that he could get over to his wife side.

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OKAY. Despite the bus being goddamn bloody packed and squeezy, I still let him pass given my kind and magnanimous nature.

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For your goddamn information, THE FREAKING BUS RIDE IS LIKE 4 MINUTES ONLY, I REALLY UNDERSTAND HOW DISTANCE (50 cm) AND TIME (4 minutes) CAN FUCKING DO YOU GUYS APART. I REALLY DO.

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SO DID YOU,YOUR WIFE AND YOUR CHILD STACKED ON TOP OF ONE ANOTHER ON THE FLIGHT FROM CHINA TO SINGAPORE?

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So now, xin was standing right between the man and the woman. But it wasn't much of a problem YET. The sit was still left temptingly empty.

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*screen screen* Ya. Everything sounds fine. No morons, No idiots. No Stupid woman.

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Suddenly, the mommy shriek in this fucking irritating pitch with her distinctive mainland accent.

"Ni zuo! Ni zuo!

( You sit! You sit!)"

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So the man went no no, bu yao bu yao or whatever.

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And she went "Ni zuo!! Ni zuo!" for like 20000 million times followed by the no no bu yao bu yao.

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The vicious cycle repeats itself over and over again, we could only await for WonderWoman to save the day.

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Suddenly! The voice of righteousness shouted.

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" WA LAOO!!

NI ZUO NI ZUO~!! "

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The next thing I knew,

XIN'S FUCKING IRRITATED FACE

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EMERGED from the crowd,

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BARGED right past the china man

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and

SAT RIGHT ON THAT EMPTY SIT.

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leaving me to laugh uncontrollably like a total idiot.

And of course, ni zuo ni zuo ceased too

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XIN. ZUO DE HAO !

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Bye.

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