Pubic Disaster

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My hair feels like public hair,

Looks like pubic hair,

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Sometimes I'm convinced that

It IS pubic hair.

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I'm having pubic-hair hair.

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Should I just snip off my pubic-hair hair or should I not?

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It's disastrous. Totally.

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Thanks to all the dyeing, perming and thinning,

Now I have pubic-hair hair hanging on my head.

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I get to flaunt pubic hair while you can't.

I do understand your level of jealousy.

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