Two-in-one post.

^^ todae went out eat dinner wif old man, mummy, ah ma, nana. dawn, simba, elaine and lame. den i cai realise it was old man's birthday~



wAaa.. how unfillial lorx.. T.T guilty dao siao.. nv buy present.. mei guan xi.. i myself is already the bestest gift for my old man lex. ^^





mmmx.. went to sakura ate international buffet... not much appetite.. haix.. so mani food~~ T.T so temptin.. but.. stil not much appetite.. waste $$ T.T





alrite.. went home with all 9 ppl squeezin in my old man's 7 seater car.. heng we all got small butts.. of coz except for DAWN and LAME the two old and saggy butts.. all go bck my home cut cake sing song~~ ^^




well. when about to walk to the lift i saw tis army of ants.. omg~~ the whole lot of them stretchin across the floor.. btw.. the whole clan is movin house.. anw~ for ur information , it's a rare phenomenon for ants to move house as it's a highly risky and poses a high possibility tt the entire clan wil be wiped out. hence, ants wil onli move house under extreme conditions such as natural disasters.. tis is a bad omen.. i rmb the last time i've seen tis phenomenon is a few daes after the tsunami happened.. when all the climate changes and s'pore's temp dropped.. so i , the great feng shui shi fu, predict tt another disaster is approaching~ beware.. i've warned u...







actu the reason why i m bloggin now is coz i am waitin for my old man and mummy to go zzz so that i can go shio hun wif my hun ki khaki.... simba~~ bo bian.. now too poor le.. cannot afford to spend money on anyting else..






hur hur~ look at tis guys, new scandal FRESH FROM OVEN~ provided by paparazzi reporter, Miss Jane Tan .






LOOK~ bottom left hand corner. familiar face??

That's rite, stop rubbin ur eyes, yes~ our opera male lead GOH JIAN KAI! This is definitely scandalous..

Who's is he with? wads the relationship betwnn them?


is this another human-pig love affair? HIGH possibility my dear all. We, as professionals reporters, make it our our obligation to follow-up on the news till the end.

My dear readers,

we've done a match up of their facial features and came out wif a matched up pic of wad the future children will look lik.

BOY

GIRL