Long time, mate.

I FUCKIN CAN'T STAND YOU.

Who?

YOU, MOTHERFUCKIN' VIRGINA FACE.

People who post i-think-i-am-very-funny kinda Facebook status simply DRIVE ME NUTS.

There's this geeky guy on my Facebook who's ALWAYS posting shout-outs expressing discrimination against girls.

What's worst? He thinks he makes a hell lot of sense and is always looking forward for people to like or agree.

WTF?

You are ugly, short and you look like the wart at the back of your ah gong's ass.

AND HELLO?

You Facebook profile picture has you
WEARING THIS RELIGIOUS HAT,
LOOKING LIKE A DOWN SYNDROME KID

AND OBVIOUSLY

YOUR GOD DON'T LOVE YOU.

Seriously, is ugly the new confidence booster?

Ugly guys are ALWAYS the ones that see females as lower class creatures.

Sorry, but here's our hierarchy..

Hot people > Normal people > Ugly people > Freaky people

Guess what?

YOU'RE NOT EVEN
IN THE HIERARCHY
CAUSE YOU'RE UGLY AND FREAKY.

He thinks it's not guys fault to openly stare at boobs and make dirty comments cause the girls simply do not respect themselves.

Hey dweeb fuck, so you're sayin girls should go up to your face and say, "I'm sorry that my tits caused your warped character and twisted mind."

YOUR TAO NAO PAI SI BO?!

*Knock knock*

Who's there?

It's me, Grace. THE SCHOOLMATE THAT WANNA SUCKER PUNCH YOUR DOUCHE FACE, HANG YOU BY YOUR PEA SIZE BALLS AND HIT YOU LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN GOD DAMN PINATA. Remember me? *coy smile*


He also thinks that girls are parasites that torture you and eat you alive so he's warning all guys to never let their guards down.


SMLJ?

Confirm too much hentai, motherfuckface.

I tell you what.

NORMAL GUYS. ADORE. PARASITES. LIKE. US.

AND FREAKY GUYS LIKE YOU TOTALLY DIE TO GET GIRLS BUT YOU CAN'T SO YOU PRETEND YOU DON'T WANT TO.

Get it? Aww.. we really don't call you losers for nothing y'know.

And another thing. You DON'T have to let your guard down. Let me tell you what.

Wear a chastity belt and throw away the key. You'll feel better when your friends in hell ask you "Why die a virgin?"

You can always answer them with a sunshine smile, "Cause I lost the key."

Instead of
"The only pussy I've stroked
has fur and purrs."