They have lotsa girl friends and go for girls' outing or whatever.
I don't have much female friends.
80% of my close friends are dudes.
Ogay here's a confession.
I get nervous when I have to talk to girls.
I don't know what to talk about really!
Everything must be phrased and spoken with lotsa sensitivity.
I sound so gay I know.
This is a typical conversation I always find myself trapped in when I talk to girls.
Me: Hi.. I'm grace.
Girl: Hi.. I'm wadeva-name-you-wanna-insert
Me: *awkward silence*
Girl: Wow.. I like your hair.
Me: (*Me with my ruined fringe*) Haha.. Really? Okay... Thanks..
See. Girls tend to take the effort
to make things sound better.
But I'm lacking of the feminine sensitivity.
How to make friends like that?!
When I do it my way,
which is the honest and sincere way,
GIRLS HATE ME.
Me: Hi..
Girl: Hey.. What do think of my new hair cut?
Me: Mmm. Not bad. But I think your previous hair cut looks better. It defines your features more y'know.
Girl: (*face twitched*) Oh.. Haha. Ya.. Gotta go. Kbye.
TAA-DAAAA!!!
This is how I earned my bad reputation among my fellow female species.
Guys don't give a damn bout tiny details so I hit it off well with them.
BUT.
Bad side: Their girlfriends hate me.
Either ways, I'm the bad guy.
C'mon, for guan yin ma's sake.
I-DON'T-GO-FOR-ATTACHED-GUYS
To me, attached guys are like magnets dropped on the floor.
THEY LOSE ALL THE ATTRACTION.
Alright I'll tell you what.
Sometimes the way I praise my friends'
girlfriends makes them worried instead okay?
But NO. It was plain admiration.
I know what your lil punani brains are thinking.
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