A happy person is a horny person

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TODAY MY BFF GAVE ME
A CHRISTMAS GIFT

I LOVE HER BUT I'M STILL SUFFERING THE AFTERMATH OF MY SHOPPING FRENZY.

I FELT REAL BAD SO I'M GONNA BUY HER CURRY FLAVOUR PERFUME WHEN I'M IN INDIA.

I ATE SAKURA WITH BFF AND WENGZHILI FOR DINNER.

THEN WE CHILLED AT STARBfUCKS
AND PLAYED HANG-MAN TILL 3 AM.

I DREW A NICE INDIAN CHIO BU WITH BIG NEH NEH ON WENGZHILI'S HAND.

AND HE LIKED IT.

She also wrote me a
THREE-PAGE-LONG LETTER.



This is just what I need.. SHE'S MY TAPEWORM.
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