Whatever lah

COME COME COME COME . .

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LAI LAI LAI LAI !

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DA JIA LAI !

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EVERYBODY COME !

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this was WHAT i saw when someone referred me to this blog.

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http://in-miscellaneous.blogspot.com/
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however. there's one tiny weeny thing that i do not understand.

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How come the screenshot is

my last time's blogskin ?!

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and the post was like 3425 years ago.

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what the fuck?

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aiyo !!!

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so ugly la the skin..!! *tsk tsk*

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anywayy..

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come to think of that.

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weird isn't it..?

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i don't think iris would be so bo liao to screenshoot and

keep it for so long then blog about it..

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but i do know of someone whose hobby is to screenshot ppl's blog and keep it.

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aiyaaa.. but we don't say is who laaa...

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but the person must be me and iris both know right?

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and so kpo in nature so must be a girl right?

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JUST GUESSING !

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don't start to feel guilty lar !

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YOU ARE NOT THE MAIN POINT LAAA ~!

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LET'S START.

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http://in-miscellaneous.blogspot.com/

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First paragraph

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of course !!

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unless you've had a

10 cm Brazillian waxed dick growing out of your face.

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then MAYBE i'll feel turned on.

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SO SERIOUSLY

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you need not feel turned on by looking at my face.

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it should serve as a compliment Iris.

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Then her purpose of writing is to make me feel sky high and

experience multiple screaming orgasms ??

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GET READY FOR

THE REAL FUNNY PART !

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HAHAHA !

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er hem.

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so i assumed she consider herself as a poly student LAH?

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oki.. if the poly student is referring to me?

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then..

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let me tell you something.

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IF MATURITY RANKS BY THE

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EXCELLENCE OF INSTITUITION YOU ENTER

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THEN YOU THINK ITE STUDENTS ALL SUCK THEIR THUMBS

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AND GO " GU GU GAA GAA~ I DON'T FRIEND YOU " IS IT??!!

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crazy .

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fancy stereotypin people like that.

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EH?! WHERE'S MY "G" ??!!

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* BURRRRRRRPP*

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OPPS.

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Then so what if you're NOT in SP

but has a SIMILARLY BAD personality?

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does that makes you feel so honoured that you think

Lee Kuan Yew should change

Yusof bin Ishak's face on the notes to your face ?

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AIYA.

THAT'S ALL THE TIME I WILLING TO SPEND

TO ENTERTAIN YOU.

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MY FAVOURITE "SHI XIONG DI" IS ON.

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BYE .

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.oki. iris. let's not bear grudges like sows bear piglets.
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we all know ranting on blog makes one feel really great .
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but let's not make it a never-ending issue..

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however if you disagree.

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then i am willing to continue with this shit too.

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Moms Are Cute Creatures

let me see.

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today let's discuss about the

universal-kind-of-language

most moms speak.

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i've always realised this problem lies with lots of moms.

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it seems that their world could only see colours not more than the

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IQ of Nana.

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pink = 红 (red)

red= 红 (red)

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orange = 黄 ( yellow)

beige = 黄 (yellow)

yellow= 黄 (yellow)

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purple = 蓝 ( blue)

blue = 蓝 (blue)

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brown= 黑( black) >> but smetimes it's also called "ju-ku-let" (chocolate)

grey = 黑( black)

black = 黑 (black)

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the only colour they wouldn't have a problem with is GREEN.

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when i was young,

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my mom brought me to a pasar malam.

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i wanted this power ranger t-shirt with my favourite pink ranger.

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however, the t-shirt was orange.

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my mom's case is rather serious.

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she kept saying : " 我要那个红的.. "

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so the auntie was like : o.O ??

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all moms just conveniently group all the similar colours together.

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EVEN RAINBOWS HAVE 7 COLOURS

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but their world only 5.

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the only analysis i can come up with is due to the translation.

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for example.

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(red) 红 萝卜( carrots)

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carrots are orange. but chinese say it's red.

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红毛 (ang moh)

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ang mohs have gold hair (supposedly) but chinese say it's red.

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well it may not be totally wrong.

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BUT HOW MANY ANG MOHS ACTUALLY HAVE RED HAIR?

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the next issue is about " L" and " R "

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"然后" often "lan hou"

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"Lorry" become " Lol-li"

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even non-english words like

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"Roti" become " Lo-ti"

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they also have problem with "P" and "B" sometimes

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" 标准 " become " 漂准 "

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dialects also play an important role

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"Go share with your brother"

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become " 和弟弟 '公私' ... "

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MAMA !! WHAT'S '公私' ??!!

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other random words are like.

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"Bus" === "Butt"

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" thank you" === " thankute"

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ok that's all for today.

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ok.. now go hug your mommy and tell her .

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" MAMA, I LUB YOU "

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Another KTV Session.

GETTING READY FOR SOME

SERIOUS FUN
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Dinner At Ajisen

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EVERYDODY SAY HEY HEY YO !

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Grace : " LAUGH WHAT LAUGH. EAT LAH ! "

Tommy : "Orh."

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ALL-NIGHT-FUN at

PARTY WORLD

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LET DA PRO SHOW YOU!

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*knock knock*

"can i come in? "

" Hey yo wassup ! "

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" AH HAH~! Gei Wo Yi Bei Wang Qing Shuii~~ "

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Grace : *roll eyes* " walao. this one ar. think he sibei eh hiao. Tak boleh tahan ! "
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Now NAFF OFF for your Royal Highness

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LOOK.. This is what i call singing.

With lots of fans going gaga agar-agar over me.
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" Everywhere we go-oo"

* Echo*

" People Want To Know"

*Echo*

" Where We Nua-aa From "

*Echo*

" So We Tell Them "

* Echo*

" We Nua To Anywhere "

*Echo*

" Practically EVERYWHERE~~"

*Echo*

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They've got INSATIABLE appetite for LAZING

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Opps. actually i wore shorts .

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but i shall leave room for

you ppl to fantasise
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Don't ogle at other girls BFF.. !

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You should only have eyes for ME !

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But i can ogle at them.

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I hate favouritism

Time to test for Level of Facial Oil.
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uh oh.. YOU FAIL.





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what can i say.
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Mr Double Chin spoils it all.
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Caught Between TWO
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Height doesn't matter to me AT ALL

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WHAT.

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don't look at me that way.

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* run away *





This boy NEVER listens.

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Which part of. . . .

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DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES TOO BIG

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do you fail to understand?
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Full Price : Full Heart

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Half Price : Half Heart

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I LOVE YOU.

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YOU LOVE ME ( well. i don't care )



















Funny Ah ??

Chocolate or Vanilla

HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY TOM !!

I LOVE R-BFF and all of you.
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did i mention how much i hate favouritism?

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JINYI KISSES GOODBYE TO ALL OF YOU.

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now kiss him back.
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Random.

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i heard two guys talking bout this movie that day.

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it sounds like a real nice movie.......

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ABOUT SHOELACES . .

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He Said: "That Quan-TAM of Su-Lace (shoelace) like not bad ah... . . "

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ya.. who doesn't like shoelace-related movies.

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i'll hold the gun for you Mr Bond.

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Your Shoelace came off..

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I love MY LIFE .

Alright !

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CHRISTMAS is like SOO very near..

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* i guess so*

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so i better get my wishlist ready

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let's start from

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HEAD-to-TOE

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so DADDY. listen up !

I WANT A

BURBERRY CAP !

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okix. it's like so not available in S'pore's boutique.

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but we can always SHIP from

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overseas yaaa Daddy ??

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* Ding *

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alright ! i'm Not a fashion disaster.

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oki. i'm aware i should NEVER

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wear it with my burberry bag

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i will look like ..

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a big piece of checkered table cloth.

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Coming up

NEXT IS ....

JUICY COUTURE WATCH ?!

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there's Bling Bling on it too~ !

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*200% pure beauty !*

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robbers would chop off my arms for this !

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how do you resist juicy's

apparels you tell me ?!

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YOU TELL ME ??!

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A Big Round Of

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Applause For...

MY GUCCI WALLET~!

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*clap clap*

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well.. it's gonna be mine sooner

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or later anyway who cares~

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Chio-ness level : WAY OFF THE METER

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NOW PRESENTING

TO YOU ~

omg.. kate spade stripe bag.

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oki perhaps not this exactly.

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i want the one with the longer strap..

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if not it's so gonna be kiap under my armpits.

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doesn't promote healthy growth

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of armpits hair.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

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LAST BUT DEFINITELY

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NOT LEAST !

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Ralph Lauren's Leopard Print Pumps.

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EVERYBODY OPEN UP

YOUR MOUTH AND SCREAM :

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OHHH.. MYYY...YY..

BRA CUP'S GONNA

DOUBLE UP !!

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alright.

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Scream WHATEVER

You Want !

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It's simply Gorgeous.

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Don't Deny It.

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Aww. isn't it awesome to

have a rich daddy.

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unlike pathetic ones

who have life

revolving ONLY around

pathetic issues

which are like totally

not relevant

to their pathetic life.
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what can i say. I am rich enough to

BE ARROGANT.

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