2. Re-paint ruined nails
3. Send halloween costume for alteration
4. Trim tropical-rain-forest-look-alike brows
5. Skip breakfast and lunch
6. Decline all invitations to ladies night
7. Travel to orchard at 5pm to collect hideous barmaid uniform
I know you love me. If you don't, then start doing it. Don't be the odd one out.
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