Lady Antebellum - Just A Kiss

Dancing stars tonight

Smiling to myself,

Feeling all warm and cosy inside.

It was a surprise.

An awfully pleasant one.

So long, farewell.

Goodbye,

my almost lover.

Justsayin.

You used to be the one I'm willing to die for.

Now all I want is to see you dead.

Take it or leave it.

Stop trying to change me.

If there's anything wrong with me,

my parents would have done something

about it 20 years back.

Exactly.

To-Do-List-For-Tomorrow

1. Dye fugly black roots

2. Re-paint ruined nails

3. Send halloween costume for alteration

4. Trim tropical-rain-forest-look-alike brows

5. Skip breakfast and lunch

6. Decline all invitations to ladies night

7. Travel to orchard at 5pm to collect hideous barmaid uniform

infinity pain

Heart is burnt.

And left a hole..

So deep it's almost like it can never be filled.

bullcrap

LOL.

What are friends?

How come I don't see any now?

LOL.

Tele-phobia

I know this problem existed eons ago.


But I didn't realise the severity of the situation until recently.

I've got what is known as phone phobia.

Ridiculous? Maybe.

I have fear and problem picking up the phone

ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M AT HOME.

Dialing is fine... Well.. at least not as bad.

My heart panics when the phone rings.


I'll silent the ringtone and flip the phone face-down.


Sometimes I will stare at the ringing phone and secretly pray for the caller to hang up/to be directed to voicemail (which ever comes first)

I know it gets really annoying for the people around me.

I totally get that a lot.

Telling them bout my phone phobia issue will just appear to be a feeble attempt to justify for my annoying forever-not-picking-up-calls behavior.


The fact is, they really don't understand it gets really hard for me to push down on the green 'Answer' button.

There's just NO WAY around..

What's the hardest part?


BOYFRIEND CALLS.


I can't enjoy a phone session with anybody..

I would rather opt for a make-out session in exchange.

Each second on the phone makes me feel nervous and I'll end up being mentally worn-out after each call.


I get stressed and blabber nonsense when the caller has the intention of holding a 3458742 hours phone call.
LIKA WTH + OMG + NBCB + Ritz Apple Strudel.

I think I'll lose all my friends one day and I can only get married to a deaf/mute person.

HOWWWWW?!?!

Lifeless smile

Your heart is so empty that you can no longer tell if it hurts.

Ironic.

It's funny how you wanna 'turn to someone' when you're down only to realise you've spun 360 degrees round and found no one.

You gotta do better than that

Nope.

You're cute but you're not doing well enough.

Gosh..you're not even trying.

Do I have to teach you how to get girls, seriously?

The battle of the weirds

I think I've met my match.

Liberate

Good money. Easy Money

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My booth for SICC Golf Charity.

Totally spammed beer and black label the whole day.

HIAK HIAK HIAK.

Atas strawberry ice cream.

Uses real fruits.

AND DAMN FUCKIN' SOUR.

I rather eat 80 cents paddle pop

from apu neh mama shop.

That's my very awesome partner Rena in the background.

SHE'S ONE CRAZY WOMAN.

I LOVEEEEE PEEPO LIKE HER.

Not to mention, she's very chio.

I also love chio girls.

Finally on the cab home.

Urgh. I was drippin mucus for the whole time at work.

I used 3 forests of tissue paper.

And I gotta constantly touch-up to hide my Rudolf nose.

sos...

This shit has been screwing my mind for the longest time.

Help.

Tell me I'm not turning crazy.

Mind-fucked.

You make me react stupidly whenever I see you.

I wish I'll never meet you ever again...

You made me lost my mind

I've been a BAD girl.

I purposely stirred up daddy's guilt.

MIA for a few hours without picking their calls to make them worried.

What's worst.

I fought at the club.

Now I must be god's least favorite child.

And if Santa's coming to town,
he'll probably spit into
my christmas stocking.

AGE LIKE FINE WINE

This month can't be more awesome.

It's more awesome than finding 7 nuggets in your 6-piece nuggets box.

It's more awesome than popping gigantic bubble wraps that comes with the new TV set.

It's more awesome than ordering the same dishes at chup cai peng stall and got charged cheaper than your friends.

Yeah. IT'S THAT AWESOME.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY MONTH.

EVERYBODY PLEASE SAY HI~ 你好吗 ?

TO MY NEW YELLO-BELLO-JELLO HOLGA

ALSO SAY HI TO MY CB DOG

FEATURING MY BIG HICKERY DICKERY CLOCK.

AND ALSO WAVE TO ME AND CHUAN'S

FIRST EVER YOUTUBE COVER

WHAT'S MORE?!

I've got my new PINK electric toothbrush, TIMOTHY.

I THINK EVERY MONTH ON THE CALENDAR SHOULD BE APRIL.




Aprinuary, Apribruary, Aprarch, April, Aay, Aprune, Apruly, Aprugust, Aptember, Aptocber, Apvember, Apcember.

There's no justice in love.

So c'mon wisen up. Stay outta it.

And by the way.

I think my drunken alter persona has done a pretty amazing job in boosting someone's ego recently.

You're really not that awesome.

On a side note, I think you should pay for my therapy session.

You're like the sand in my hands. I let you slipped through.

Only the right guy:


Can make your heart beat so hard you can literally hear it.


Can make you fall for him all over again every single time.


Can make you feel as if it's always like your first date.


Can make you feel appreciated even when you're in tattered oversized t-shirts, messy hair and no makeup.

You'll know that's the one, girls.

Hold on tight, and never let go.

Diet or Die

RIDDLE TIME LIL CHILDREN!

I've a skinny body and fat face.

And I eat alot.

What am I?

GRACE OOI.

SANITY IS SUBJECTIVE

Reason I don't use Tumblr:

Tumblr:

Your post appears on other's page
= Reblog.



Blogger:

Your post appears on other's page

=FUCK YOU PLAGIARISING MORON! TIME FOR CYBER WARR!!! RAWRRRRRRR!!!


*Gets on trojan horse, build a firewall.. Hey look! There's Santa.. I've enabled the cookies! *
(Aww.. Who doesn't love geeks..)

IPHONEＣＡＮ ＴＡＫＥAWESOMＥPICＴＵＲＥSＴＯＯ

We all do things that we're willing to shave our brows, smash our laptops, fail an exam, delete our facebooks or break one arm...

just to go back in time

and make it right.

Raindrops on roses

and whiskers on kittens

Bright copper kettles

and warm woolen mittens

Brown paper packages

tied up with strings

These are a few of

my favorite things

WILL SOMEONEBUY ME A HOLGACAMERA ALREADY ?!

Behind the scenes

Make your own animation

GIRLS.

We can smile like angels while staring at that bitch behind him.

BOYS.

They can smile like angels while doing your bestfriend behind you.

I WANT IT NOW!

I REALLY REALLY WANT

THAT LEOPARD PREENS BACKPACK.

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I want a Holga camera like NOW.

A fallen leaf.

A dying heart...

Blessings in the air.

Blessings in disguise.

My cocaine.

My ecstasy.

My weed.

My bff.

Destined to be alone

I'm not happier...

What is this?

Gloom

我很不快乐.

Life's a Dilemma

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Love is often overrated.

Hate is often an understatement.

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Food is cheap therapist.

I'm constantly hunger recently.

Been eating like a fat caterpillar.

Fuck it.

Differences make worlds drift apart.

Last week, fatty dog sat on my mirror and broke it.

Yesterday, fatty me stepped on my own mirror and shattered it.

Like owner like dog.

Every negativity, there's an underlying positivity.

This is not my friend Jiaxin.

I didn't edit her photo to conceal her identity.

And that is not a very thick bangs.

And I don't want to hide under her bushy bangs when I play hide and seek.

And she never reject me when I asked for permission to hide under it.

That is not my friend Jiaxin.

Doubts.

Whatislove..?

Change is optional. But definitely not my option.

It's been long.

Too long.

And I guess I've never learn how to get used to it all along.

It's a vicious cycle by which different individuals had been swirled in with me.

Acceptance is insufficient.

I need to be understood.

However I do know my appetite for accommodation is insatiable.

I do not try to justify for my shortcomings.

I am pretty flawed in my perception.

And my ideals can be unacceptably warped.

My obstinacy often demands for compromising.

I'm not a least bit endearing.

The high level of character deficiency in me can be absolutely repulsive.

It takes true understanding to attained genuine embracement.

Suffocation

Does all these come in

the same package for everyone?