Ran-dom Con-dom

Why do all old people like to greet each other by asking

CHI BAO LE MA?

or

JIA BA BUEY?

And 99.9% chances people will reply

Chi bao le.

or

Jia ba liao.

You won't hear them saying

AR BUEY AR BUEY!
PA TOR SI BEI SI BEI
YAOOOOO.

Actually majority who have this tendency are usually the hokkiens.

You don't see Cantonese peeps going around asking people

Hey YOU! SEK BAO MO?

SEK BAO MOOOOO?

This only proves one thing.

HOKKIENS ARE VERY GIAN PENG.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hi Daddy. I still love you.
You're the sexiest hokkien man around.