God Damn It !

oh.. i thank God.

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i thank Guan Yin Ma.

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i thank Jesus.

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i thank Allah

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i thank Lord Khrishna,Vishnu,Shiva..

.

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THANK YOU SO SO MUCH FOR SENDING ME

BACK TO

V

v

v

SINGAPORE

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alright

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let the ranting begins.

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Firstly, i began my KL trip

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with a serious case of flu and fever

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which almost landed me in a LOCAL hospital.

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then, for the next few days

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i've been LYING IN THE HOTEL OF

A GODDAMN SHOPPING PARADISE

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well.. the only time i step out of my room

was to go out for dinner.

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LAGI BEST !

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THREE CHEERS FOR

MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE

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YES YES YES YES YES.

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MSG MSG MSG MSG MSG ! ! !

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the food is fucking full of MSG for goodness sake.

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i presume the food most suitable for human consumption is McDonald's

* i'm loving it*

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NEXT

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LAGI LAGI BEST BEST !

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THE TOILETS

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woohoo!

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3 CHEERS !

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WE DO NOT QUEUE FOR TOILETS !

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.

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instead.

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you stand right infront of your favourite cubicle

and if person inside has a strong bladder.

.

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VOILA

you get to go first !

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if not.

.

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you gotta hold your pee till

you've got KIDNEY FAILURE

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ohhh.. it's so exciting isn't it !

.

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God knows if the cubicle you've chose to stand has a bitch

who has eaten contaminated food

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AND IS HAVING A DAMN GOOD TIME

SHITTING HER INTESTINES OUT

.

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oh. another thing is .

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they Do Not

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i repeat

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they DO NOT have toilet paper in their cubicles !!!

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it's all outside.

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so you've got to draw the

amount needed from outside first

then go in.

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CHEERS CHEERS !

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JUDGING BY THE AMOUNT OF TOILET PAPER YOU TAKE,

THE WHOLE WORLD GETS TO KNOW

THAT YOU ARE GOING IN TO

.

PANG SAI !

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Now everybody stay calm and

ScReAm

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WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK

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ok ok.

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to be Politically Correct.

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yes yes yes.

i SHOULD be patriotic and LOVE malaysia

for her EVERYTHING.

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but hello?

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i am born and breed in singapore.

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i presume my parents MADE me in singapore too.

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so..

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PIAK !

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Label me with the

" MADE IN SINGAPORE "

sticker please..

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whatever that separates me from a true blue singaporean is

the colour of my ic.

*FUCK!*

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which is definitely gonna change when i reach 21.

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pardon me if you find me sassy.

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i am not feeling ashamed of my own country

OR

trying to DISOWN my citizenship

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BUT

you CAN'T possibly expect me to stay loyal and patriotic to a

foreign country.

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Alright.

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Brad Pitt is getting impatient

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gotta go make out with him now.

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BYE.

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