Tuesday, January 31
Wednesday, December 14
Tuesday, December 13
Dancing stars tonight
Smiling to myself,
Feeling all warm and cosy inside.
It was a surprise.
An awfully pleasant one.
Saturday, December 10
Tuesday, November 1
Take it or leave it.
Stop trying to change me.
If there's anything wrong with me,
my parents would have done something
about it 20 years back.
Wednesday, October 19
To-Do-List-For-Tomorrow
1. Dye fugly black roots
2. Re-paint ruined nails
3. Send halloween costume for alteration
4. Trim tropical-rain-forest-look-alike brows
5. Skip breakfast and lunch
6. Decline all invitations to ladies night
7. Travel to orchard at 5pm to collect hideous barmaid uniform
Sunday, August 21
Monday, August 15
Tele-phobia
I know this problem existed eons ago.
But I didn't realise the severity of the situation until recently.
I've got what is known as phone phobia.
Ridiculous? Maybe.
I have fear and problem picking up the phone
ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M AT HOME.
Dialing is fine... Well.. at least not as bad.
My heart panics when the phone rings.
I'll silent the ringtone and flip the phone face-down.
Sometimes I will stare at the ringing phone and secretly pray for the caller to hang up/to be directed to voicemail (which ever comes first)
I know it gets really annoying for the people around me.
I totally get that a lot.
Telling them bout my phone phobia issue will just appear to be a feeble attempt to justify for my annoying forever-not-picking-up-calls behavior.
The fact is, they really don't understand it gets really hard for me to push down on the green 'Answer' button.
There's just NO WAY around..
What's the hardest part?
BOYFRIEND CALLS.
I can't enjoy a phone session with anybody..
I would rather opt for a make-out session in exchange.
Each second on the phone makes me feel nervous and I'll end up being mentally worn-out after each call.
I get stressed and blabber nonsense when the caller has the intention of holding a 3458742 hours phone call.
LIKA WTH + OMG + NBCB + Ritz Apple Strudel.
I think I'll lose all my friends one day and I can only get married to a deaf/mute person.
HOWWWWW?!?!
Monday, August 1
Ironic.
Wednesday, June 15
You gotta do better than that
You're cute but you're not doing well enough.
Gosh..you're not even trying.
Do I have to teach you how to get girls, seriously?
Sunday, June 5
Wednesday, May 4
Good money. Easy Money
.
.
.
My booth for SICC Golf Charity.
Totally spammed beer and black label the whole day.
HIAK HIAK HIAK.
Uses real fruits.
AND DAMN FUCKIN' SOUR.
I rather eat 80 cents paddle pop
from apu neh mama shop.
SHE'S ONE CRAZY WOMAN.
I LOVEEEEE PEEPO LIKE HER.
Not to mention, she's very chio.
I also love chio girls.
Urgh. I was drippin mucus for the whole time at work.
I used 3 forests of tissue paper.
And I gotta constantly touch-up to hide my Rudolf nose.
Monday, April 18
You made me lost my mind
I've been a BAD girl.
I purposely stirred up daddy's guilt.
MIA for a few hours without picking their calls to make them worried.
What's worst.
I fought at the club.
Now I must be god's least favorite child.
And if Santa's coming to town,
he'll probably spit into
my christmas stocking.
he'll probably spit into
my christmas stocking.
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