Good money. Easy Money

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My booth for SICC Golf Charity.

Totally spammed beer and black label the whole day.

HIAK HIAK HIAK.

Atas strawberry ice cream.

Uses real fruits.

AND DAMN FUCKIN' SOUR.

I rather eat 80 cents paddle pop

from apu neh mama shop.

That's my very awesome partner Rena in the background.

SHE'S ONE CRAZY WOMAN.

I LOVEEEEE PEEPO LIKE HER.

Not to mention, she's very chio.

I also love chio girls.

Finally on the cab home.

Urgh. I was drippin mucus for the whole time at work.

I used 3 forests of tissue paper.

And I gotta constantly touch-up to hide my Rudolf nose.

sos...

This shit has been screwing my mind for the longest time.

Help.

Tell me I'm not turning crazy.

Mind-fucked.

You make me react stupidly whenever I see you.

I wish I'll never meet you ever again...

You made me lost my mind

I've been a BAD girl.

I purposely stirred up daddy's guilt.

MIA for a few hours without picking their calls to make them worried.

What's worst.

I fought at the club.

Now I must be god's least favorite child.

And if Santa's coming to town,
he'll probably spit into
my christmas stocking.

AGE LIKE FINE WINE

This month can't be more awesome.

It's more awesome than finding 7 nuggets in your 6-piece nuggets box.

It's more awesome than popping gigantic bubble wraps that comes with the new TV set.

It's more awesome than ordering the same dishes at chup cai peng stall and got charged cheaper than your friends.

Yeah. IT'S THAT AWESOME.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY MONTH.

EVERYBODY PLEASE SAY HI~ 你好吗 ?

TO MY NEW YELLO-BELLO-JELLO HOLGA

ALSO SAY HI TO MY CB DOG

FEATURING MY BIG HICKERY DICKERY CLOCK.

AND ALSO WAVE TO ME AND CHUAN'S

FIRST EVER YOUTUBE COVER

WHAT'S MORE?!

I've got my new PINK electric toothbrush, TIMOTHY.

I THINK EVERY MONTH ON THE CALENDAR SHOULD BE APRIL.




Aprinuary, Apribruary, Aprarch, April, Aay, Aprune, Apruly, Aprugust, Aptember, Aptocber, Apvember, Apcember.

There's no justice in love.

So c'mon wisen up. Stay outta it.

And by the way.

I think my drunken alter persona has done a pretty amazing job in boosting someone's ego recently.

You're really not that awesome.

On a side note, I think you should pay for my therapy session.

You're like the sand in my hands. I let you slipped through.

Only the right guy:


Can make your heart beat so hard you can literally hear it.


Can make you fall for him all over again every single time.


Can make you feel as if it's always like your first date.


Can make you feel appreciated even when you're in tattered oversized t-shirts, messy hair and no makeup.

You'll know that's the one, girls.

Hold on tight, and never let go.

Diet or Die

RIDDLE TIME LIL CHILDREN!

I've a skinny body and fat face.

And I eat alot.

What am I?

GRACE OOI.

SANITY IS SUBJECTIVE

Reason I don't use Tumblr:

Tumblr:

Your post appears on other's page
= Reblog.



Blogger:

Your post appears on other's page

=FUCK YOU PLAGIARISING MORON! TIME FOR CYBER WARR!!! RAWRRRRRRR!!!


*Gets on trojan horse, build a firewall.. Hey look! There's Santa.. I've enabled the cookies! *
(Aww.. Who doesn't love geeks..)

IPHONEＣＡＮ ＴＡＫＥAWESOMＥPICＴＵＲＥSＴＯＯ

We all do things that we're willing to shave our brows, smash our laptops, fail an exam, delete our facebooks or break one arm...

just to go back in time

and make it right.

Raindrops on roses

and whiskers on kittens

Bright copper kettles

and warm woolen mittens

Brown paper packages

tied up with strings

These are a few of

my favorite things

WILL SOMEONEBUY ME A HOLGACAMERA ALREADY ?!

Behind the scenes

Make your own animation

GIRLS.

We can smile like angels while staring at that bitch behind him.

BOYS.

They can smile like angels while doing your bestfriend behind you.

I WANT IT NOW!

I REALLY REALLY WANT

THAT LEOPARD PREENS BACKPACK.

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I want a Holga camera like NOW.

A fallen leaf.

A dying heart...

Blessings in the air.

Blessings in disguise.

My cocaine.

My ecstasy.

My weed.

My bff.

Destined to be alone

I'm not happier...

What is this?

Gloom

我很不快乐.

Life's a Dilemma

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Love is often overrated.

Hate is often an understatement.

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Food is cheap therapist.

I'm constantly hunger recently.

Been eating like a fat caterpillar.

Fuck it.

Differences make worlds drift apart.

Last week, fatty dog sat on my mirror and broke it.

Yesterday, fatty me stepped on my own mirror and shattered it.

Like owner like dog.

Every negativity, there's an underlying positivity.

This is not my friend Jiaxin.

I didn't edit her photo to conceal her identity.

And that is not a very thick bangs.

And I don't want to hide under her bushy bangs when I play hide and seek.

And she never reject me when I asked for permission to hide under it.

That is not my friend Jiaxin.

Doubts.

Whatislove..?