I WANT IT NOW!

I REALLY REALLY WANT

THAT LEOPARD PREENS BACKPACK.

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I want a Holga camera like NOW.

A fallen leaf.

A dying heart...

Blessings in the air.

Blessings in disguise.

My cocaine.

My ecstasy.

My weed.

My bff.

Destined to be alone

I'm not happier...

What is this?

Gloom

我很不快乐.

Life's a Dilemma

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Love is often overrated.

Hate is often an understatement.

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Food is cheap therapist.

I'm constantly hunger recently.

Been eating like a fat caterpillar.

Fuck it.

Differences make worlds drift apart.

Last week, fatty dog sat on my mirror and broke it.

Yesterday, fatty me stepped on my own mirror and shattered it.

Like owner like dog.

Every negativity, there's an underlying positivity.

This is not my friend Jiaxin.

I didn't edit her photo to conceal her identity.

And that is not a very thick bangs.

And I don't want to hide under her bushy bangs when I play hide and seek.

And she never reject me when I asked for permission to hide under it.

That is not my friend Jiaxin.

Doubts.

Whatislove..?

Change is optional. But definitely not my option.

It's been long.

Too long.

And I guess I've never learn how to get used to it all along.

It's a vicious cycle by which different individuals had been swirled in with me.

Acceptance is insufficient.

I need to be understood.

However I do know my appetite for accommodation is insatiable.

I do not try to justify for my shortcomings.

I am pretty flawed in my perception.

And my ideals can be unacceptably warped.

My obstinacy often demands for compromising.

I'm not a least bit endearing.

The high level of character deficiency in me can be absolutely repulsive.

It takes true understanding to attained genuine embracement.

Suffocation

Does all these come in

the same package for everyone?

Tamil's da sex

Why does Blogger has an icon for typing in tamil, hindi
and a whole lot of apu neh neh language
but not in chinese or japanese?!

புகக் யு அண்ட் யுவர் மதர்'ச சிக் கன்ட் பாசே .

HAHA!


It's awesome to scold you in your nerd reader faces without you realising it.

stopdoingthat

I feel so patronized sometimes.

Bull shit.

Idontgivenoshitnomore

Growing up also meant growing apart.

Get real peeps.

KAN-TOE-NIECE

Dan says my Cantonese in the previous post is crappy.


I'm well-known for speaking crappy self-invented words for dialects.


BUT.


I still think


SEK BAO MOOOOOOO


Sounds funny.


And cool. (Y)

Ran-dom Con-dom

Why do all old people like to greet each other by asking

CHI BAO LE MA?

or

JIA BA BUEY?

And 99.9% chances people will reply

Chi bao le.

or

Jia ba liao.

You won't hear them saying

AR BUEY AR BUEY!
PA TOR SI BEI SI BEI
YAOOOOO.

Actually majority who have this tendency are usually the hokkiens.

You don't see Cantonese peeps going around asking people

Hey YOU! SEK BAO MO?

SEK BAO MOOOOO?

This only proves one thing.

HOKKIENS ARE VERY GIAN PENG.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hi Daddy. I still love you.
You're the sexiest hokkien man around.

Eating disorder.

Pictures can be the most beautiful

yet cruel memories.

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Why be so hard on yourselves,

you camwhoring bitches.

Hair-ripping Nipple-pinching

My unibff is oh-so-busy and I'm oh-so-sad.

My polybff is oh-so-self-denying and I'm oh-so-wanna-kill-him-and-win-that-bloody-bet-which-I've-obviously-won-it-but-he-just-wouldn't-admit-it.

God damn it.

emusareawesome

Emus are sexy.

So is my Halloween costume.

Kthxbye.

Ilikewhatilike

Formspring makes people sounds desperate.

Everybody goes, "C'mon! Ask me something! Ask me anything!"

HAHA.

I like.

I think it's funnay.