Jackass

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HERE COMES THE

BIG BAD HANGOVER.

Urgh.

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PLEASE DON'T DESPISE ME.

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Dear readers. If you ever know what I did in school today, you'll never be able to bring yourself to take a second look at my blog ever again. I've brought shame to my family name.

I stained my shorts.

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Dexter and Dee Dee.

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You're hot then you're cold.
You're yes then you're no.
You're in then you're out.
You're up then you're down.

Life's a bitch.
You're complicated.

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I hate school

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Weird. The new normal.

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Unwanted child

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Today, Grace felt kinda sad.

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Friends FOREVER

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I haven't met xin for like 4 days, 96 hours, 5760 minutes, 345600 freaking seconds!

Like ZOMG SO LONGGGGGGG!!

Xin's has got rashes from the chalet.

Serve her right for refusing to leave the chalet to come back and play with me.

Now you can play with your rashes and be BFF.

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Boredom

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I've met lots.

But you're one of a kind.

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MLIA

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Call me weird.

I've got fetish for sharp noses.

And uniforms.

Elaine is always worried that I'll get turned on by the indian security guards in the malls.

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Gah Gah O La La

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I'm not funny.

I'm just weird.

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Kthnxbye

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Interviewer: Alright. Tell me more about yourself.

A: I'm an eloquent person and is able to engage in a conversation well.

Interviewer: Now. Tell me why do you think you're suitable for this job?

A: Er...

Interviewer: . . .

A: Erm..

Interviewer: .......

A: Uhh.. I..

*Silence*

Interviewer: Kthnxbye.

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next shit.

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Life is like a dick.

Sometimes.

It gets real hard for no reason.

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I'm going shopping tmr.

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You laugh at me for being different.

I mock at you for being the SAME.

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oh Great.

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Since young, I'm very convinced that only 3 kinds of people in the world abducts.

-The banglas

-The karang guni

-And my biological mom.

*Point point*

My mom's fault.

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Ripley's Believe It or Not.

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Papaya milkshake grows Titanium balls.

My leader said so.

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Lovely tards.

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Ok.

Dang.

I guess that's the end.

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DRINK DRANK DRUNK

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I met an awesome cute guy on saturday.

I talked to him for a while outside the club.

Oh.

Did I mention...

I was drunk.

Fuck my life big time.

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India.. Bangalore.. Whiny Bitch

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Hello people.

This is gorgeous me blogging all the way from Bangalore at two hours behind whatever time you have there in Singapore.

Okay. I know I've already announced that on xin's and my facebook wall.

BUT this wireless network is totally a gift from heaven, a blessing from guan yin ma.

It's some PAIGROUP network..

Actually I was expecting some wireless@india.

I just HAVE TO blog and well, somehow say Hi..

Or perhaps swear a lil..

FUCK FUCK FUCK.

GOD KNOWS WHEN WILL I BE ABLE TO CONNECT TO THE WIRELESS EVER AGAIN IN THE NEXT 14 DAYS.

Okay. I've got nothing else to say.

P.S: Daddy's starting to wobble

his head like an Indian uncle

when he talks.

AND THAT PISSES ME OFF BIG TIME.

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OMFG

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Pssss...

I tell you a secret okay?

I HAVEN'T PACK MY LUGGAGE FOR INDIA AND I'M LEAVING TODAY.

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JUMP ING

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This year's winter solstice I don't have all my dearest with me.

I didn't get to have a sweet warm reunion with Dawn and Xin.

Anyway..

Mommy made glutinous rice balls..

YESSSS!

I GET TO EAT DAWN'S SHARE CAUSE SHE'S NOT HERE.

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Merry Christmas

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Please miss me when I'm in India.

K. Bye bye.

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