Cornrows totally rock my world

EVERYBODY SCREEEEEAM

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FOR THE ARRIVAL OF GRACE!!!!

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and na na if you want.
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i so much wanted to do cornrows.

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so i did it on nana to see roughly how it looks !

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well. i am seriously reluctant to brush my fingers through her bushy thick hair.

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and made her think i've let her

get one step closer to me.

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alright.

i am not some professional oki.

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so forgive for my sub-standard cornrows.

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this is what i wanted.

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i know i know!

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Mine and Hers look TOTALLY alike right !

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HA HA HA HA
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alright. say goodbye to nana.

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ok , i've changed my mind.

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just ignore her and go off.

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That's My Life.

okay.

now what's the deal.

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i've been trying to convince people that white tigers ARE albinos

for MY WHOLE LIFE.

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due to the lack of their normal color

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which allows me to conclude that they are albinistic

and also true-blue albinos..

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However. they are not.

(if not why would i bother to blog ABOUT IT)

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i am so darn disappointed.

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Despite this devastatingly disappointing fact.

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i've found out something that cause my hilarity meter goes.

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* BOOOMMMM! *

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Check This Out.

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http://www.internetslang.com/all.asp

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What The Hell Is This?!

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i think human's laziness has already gone WAYYY out of limit.

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Baby = BBY ?

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WHAT?!

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BABY is like only a 4 letter word and BBY is 3.

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if i ever type it to someone saying

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" oh you naughty little bby boy. "

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and the person goes

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" Huh? What's BBY?"

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Then you'll have to go.. " oh.. you know. BBY means baby."

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HUH? isn't that redundant?

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aren't you typing even more when your initial intention was to type less?

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DUH ! = DER

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COME AGAIN?!

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shouldn't DUH~ be like an expression for "of course" or something like that? ..

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why would you wanna change it to DER when it's STILL 3 LETTERS ?!

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HUH? I SERIOUSLY DON'T GET IT.

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am i like getting old or are ppl getting weirder.

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of course . some acceptables abbreviations like

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WTH, GTG, BRB, OMG, AFK are fine with me.

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Even LOL seemed ridiculous to me.

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I Assumed Everyone Knows It's Laugh Out Loud?

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i could marginally accept ppl using that online, like msn or whatsoever.

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BUT IN REAL LIFE?

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omg.

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i've heard lots of ppl literally pronounced LOL,

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YES. LOL.. not L-O-L.

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WTF?

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LOL?

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but you're not even laughing out loud.

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unless you replaced all the " HA HA HA HA" with " LOL LOL LOL LOL"

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so when you laugh, you literally say out all the LOLs.

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however, in case you're not aware,

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you may portray yourself as a serious case of mental retardation

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in some worst case scenarios,

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you'll see ppl using LAWL .

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LOL? = LAWL ?

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Laugh Out Loud and Laugh "Awd" Loud?

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Shouldn't LOL Be The Shortest

Abbreviation Available Already?

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let me show you what would happen if everyone,

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especially bloggers start replacing most words with abbreviations.

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AIKRN is DIKU ? IDGIAD if YBIFAM, YMIL is a MIA. BTW YG MOOBS.

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WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT ?!

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All i know right now is do i know you? I don't give it a damn if your brother's from another mother. Your Mother in law is a moron in action. By the way, you've got man boobs.

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Wow. in fact! DOUBLE WOW..!

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it's so convenient !

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But at one glance,

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I LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT going

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Gu GU GAa Gaa ~~

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Alright that's all about it.

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TYVM. MTFBWY. BFK FAOY.

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Ps: Thank you very much. May the force be with you. Big fat kiss for all of you.

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Together FOREVER !

Yesterday i went for dinner with this rare guest.

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SHULI..!

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well, and also shiwei of course.

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but she's not rare, she's special =}
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Here's A Portion Of Our Dinner !!

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I am fair !

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I am fair !

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I am fair !

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Come come everybody..

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tell me i am FAAAAAAIR !

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*gimme the Laaaa~ music pls*

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Taking a stroll after dinner.

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it's a very important step.

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cause it keep our legs sexy, hair bouncy and boobs firm.
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yeah..

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i made that up.

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SO WHAT.

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But LOOK.

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My hair's bouncy, my legs are sexy and boobies are firm.

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Alright.

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whatever.

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move on.

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Alright.

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now you can gently close this window

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and go surf some porn sites saved in your "Favourites"

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Go Go.. Go do your stuff .

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BYE.
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HEY YOU !!

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I SAID G-E-N-T-L-Y !!

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Everybody's Feeling High Today

Today Daddy was exceptionally early.

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And drove me to school at around...

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let me see...

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6.45 !!

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and lesson's at 8 !

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What the HELL

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i s-l-o-w-l-y took my breakfast

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S-L-O-W-L-Y flipped through my notes

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SS-L-OO-W-L-YY went to shit..

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met tommy and crystal to puff-it-out

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at our favourite hangout >> Gate 8

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Ah Wang is back by

Popular Demand.
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That's My Crazy Bitchy Slutty Bestie .
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We Seriously Don't Give A Damn
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To That Nerdy Lecturer.
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Naff Off !! You . . .

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Down-Syndrome-Looking-Lecturer.
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Wth ?

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stupid lecturer keep staring at me

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after taking this photo

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NOT HAPPY?

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I'LL PULL YOUR PANTY AND

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COVER OVER YOUR HEAD !

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YAY ~!
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TIME TO GO HOME !
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NOW EVERYBODY TAKE OFF YOUR BRA AND SCREAM
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" LA SENZA SELLS COMFY BRAS ! "
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whatever. scream whatever brand you like.

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another

compulsory puffing session

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before heading home

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We Love Ah Wang

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Everybody now wave goodbye

to my dearest bitchy lil bitch ~!

*smack butt*

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Poor thing she has to work tonight.

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Whatever lah

COME COME COME COME . .

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LAI LAI LAI LAI !

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DA JIA LAI !

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EVERYBODY COME !

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this was WHAT i saw when someone referred me to this blog.

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http://in-miscellaneous.blogspot.com/
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however. there's one tiny weeny thing that i do not understand.

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How come the screenshot is

my last time's blogskin ?!

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and the post was like 3425 years ago.

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what the fuck?

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aiyo !!!

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so ugly la the skin..!! *tsk tsk*

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anywayy..

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come to think of that.

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weird isn't it..?

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i don't think iris would be so bo liao to screenshoot and

keep it for so long then blog about it..

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but i do know of someone whose hobby is to screenshot ppl's blog and keep it.

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aiyaaa.. but we don't say is who laaa...

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but the person must be me and iris both know right?

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and so kpo in nature so must be a girl right?

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JUST GUESSING !

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don't start to feel guilty lar !

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YOU ARE NOT THE MAIN POINT LAAA ~!

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LET'S START.

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http://in-miscellaneous.blogspot.com/

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First paragraph

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of course !!

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unless you've had a

10 cm Brazillian waxed dick growing out of your face.

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then MAYBE i'll feel turned on.

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SO SERIOUSLY

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you need not feel turned on by looking at my face.

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it should serve as a compliment Iris.

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Then her purpose of writing is to make me feel sky high and

experience multiple screaming orgasms ??

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GET READY FOR

THE REAL FUNNY PART !

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HAHAHA !

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er hem.

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so i assumed she consider herself as a poly student LAH?

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oki.. if the poly student is referring to me?

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then..

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let me tell you something.

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IF MATURITY RANKS BY THE

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EXCELLENCE OF INSTITUITION YOU ENTER

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THEN YOU THINK ITE STUDENTS ALL SUCK THEIR THUMBS

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AND GO " GU GU GAA GAA~ I DON'T FRIEND YOU " IS IT??!!

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crazy .

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fancy stereotypin people like that.

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EH?! WHERE'S MY "G" ??!!

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* BURRRRRRRPP*

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OPPS.

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Then so what if you're NOT in SP

but has a SIMILARLY BAD personality?

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does that makes you feel so honoured that you think

Lee Kuan Yew should change

Yusof bin Ishak's face on the notes to your face ?

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AIYA.

THAT'S ALL THE TIME I WILLING TO SPEND

TO ENTERTAIN YOU.

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MY FAVOURITE "SHI XIONG DI" IS ON.

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BYE .

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.oki. iris. let's not bear grudges like sows bear piglets.
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we all know ranting on blog makes one feel really great .
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but let's not make it a never-ending issue..

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however if you disagree.

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then i am willing to continue with this shit too.

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Moms Are Cute Creatures

let me see.

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today let's discuss about the

universal-kind-of-language

most moms speak.

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i've always realised this problem lies with lots of moms.

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it seems that their world could only see colours not more than the

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IQ of Nana.

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pink = 红 (red)

red= 红 (red)

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orange = 黄 ( yellow)

beige = 黄 (yellow)

yellow= 黄 (yellow)

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purple = 蓝 ( blue)

blue = 蓝 (blue)

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brown= 黑( black) >> but smetimes it's also called "ju-ku-let" (chocolate)

grey = 黑( black)

black = 黑 (black)

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the only colour they wouldn't have a problem with is GREEN.

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when i was young,

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my mom brought me to a pasar malam.

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i wanted this power ranger t-shirt with my favourite pink ranger.

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however, the t-shirt was orange.

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my mom's case is rather serious.

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she kept saying : " 我要那个红的.. "

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so the auntie was like : o.O ??

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all moms just conveniently group all the similar colours together.

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EVEN RAINBOWS HAVE 7 COLOURS

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but their world only 5.

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the only analysis i can come up with is due to the translation.

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for example.

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(red) 红 萝卜( carrots)

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carrots are orange. but chinese say it's red.

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红毛 (ang moh)

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ang mohs have gold hair (supposedly) but chinese say it's red.

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well it may not be totally wrong.

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BUT HOW MANY ANG MOHS ACTUALLY HAVE RED HAIR?

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the next issue is about " L" and " R "

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"然后" often "lan hou"

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"Lorry" become " Lol-li"

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even non-english words like

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"Roti" become " Lo-ti"

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they also have problem with "P" and "B" sometimes

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" 标准 " become " 漂准 "

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dialects also play an important role

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"Go share with your brother"

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become " 和弟弟 '公私' ... "

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MAMA !! WHAT'S '公私' ??!!

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other random words are like.

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"Bus" === "Butt"

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" thank you" === " thankute"

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ok that's all for today.

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ok.. now go hug your mommy and tell her .

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" MAMA, I LUB YOU "

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