I say hush hush.

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Pssst pssssst. . .

PSSSSST..!!!

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You know what?
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BLOGGER'S FUCKED UP.

IT DOESN'T LET ME
UPLOAD PHOTOS.

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FUCK-A-CUCKOO-BIRDIE
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HA..Ha..ha...ha.

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I don't find Ellen DeGeneres funny.

And I feel awkward looking at her dance.

America, what were you thinking?

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UH HUHHHH.

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GET A LIFE PEOPLE !!

Go to bed early.

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Demure Girl-Next-Door

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Yeah. You've got that.


I'm the unreasonable girl-next-door.

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I'm gonna shove some of those tennis balls up your ass crack.

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Bic shiet, Baby. Big shiet.

HAHA.

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Dismay

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GRRRRRR!



I'M GONNA EXPLODE!!!!




BIC BOYYY.





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Gamer? You kiddin' me?

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Gerard Butler is just an uncle full of flabs, with unkempt facial hair all over.

So not hot.
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New Love

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I love google.


It's the only one who bothers to explain things to me without getting annoyed no matter how motherfuckingly stupid the question is.

You do love me more than

my mother does.

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Hotel. Motel.

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I dreamt that mommy and daddy couldn't stop nagging at me..


I was eating my sardine puffs, 3 for $1..


Daddy was in a salon, with his fringe looking like Wu Zun.



And I woke up screaming in horror.

I guess fucked up peeps

have fucked up dreams.

Anyway. . . .

Happy 18th,

Sugar frosted cupcake..

(Even if you're not, I'd love you like one.)

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Just Justify

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Went to watch Gamer with Daniel yesterday.

As usual, I dozed off .
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Hate action movies.

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With all the
BOOM,
BAMM,
WHAMP.
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Good action movies are

just like tooth fairies.

They don't exist, Dan.

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Wild and Wet

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Off to party tonight.



Bye Bye.
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Get crazay...

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Just another Clubbing Day...

Holidays are such a bore I swear.







Coincidentally met LaMe there.

What a awesome surprise.

That's my new best friend. She has another new hobby.

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Make up,

Make out,

Make off.

I totally owned you, Xin.

Anyway, I'm sorry for not replying you peeps in msn last night.

I was so dead beat, I totally dozed off on the couch like AGAIN.

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PS: Xin totally called me a Bitch last night.

Goodie girl has gone ALL bad.

I'm so gonna tear down that fake mask of yours, young lady!

Stupid drunk slut.

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Tonic Sonic

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I went to watch Final Destination 4 like FINALLY.

I watched it in 3D like EVEN BETTER.


Watched it at Cine with this new cambodian friend Andrew I've got.


Nice kid though.

Thanks dude.

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The future flows.

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Grace has got a new friend.

Her name is Drunkard Xin.


Her hobby is drink, drank, drunk.
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Kick Cat

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" Hiiezx. Welcumx 2 moii bloggiez. "


*GAGS*

Come on. Give me a break.
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I heard this from Hallmark Channel

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I don't wanna know where you've been. . .


But where you're going.

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Numb..Number

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I'M A PARTY POPPER.

YOU'RE A PARTY POOPER.

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Rolly Polly

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GRRRRR.


I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T FIND A JOB.


WHY NOT YOU GUYS JUST KEEP CLICKING ON MY ADS AND KEEP THE SCRILLA ROLLIN' IN.
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Alright. Who am I kidding.

Back to Straits Times Classified.

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Azoospermia is the new name

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Taa-Daa !!

My Hello Kitty T-shirt finally arrived at my doorstep 5 minutes ago.




IT'S SO ZOMG.

I know. I wouldn't look like that with the same shirt on.

Alright

There you go.

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Gooey Goose.

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Big time

.

chicken-mcnugget-in-caramel-yakult-without-straw

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Rad to da max.

Hands down.

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Beefcake magnet

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Happiness could not
be bought by money.

But joy can.

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Honey stars OWNED

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I dance like a crazy monkey girl.

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Party like a coco crunch.
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Go drink some yakult

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Mr C is still nowhere to be seen..

Where on Earth are you, my dear?

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Lesbians Love Gays

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I've got a confession to make.


I haven't been posting a single photo of myself lately.


That is because...


Some china-nese cut my fringe into chicken-mcnugget-in-caramel-sauce.

DISGUSTING!



GRRRRRRR.
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I wanna buy a tee that says Chee Bye.

Selling.

Oxford Heels

Second pair in the picture.

$19

Labelled Size: 37

(Grrr! Darn koreans. It's not a real life size 37 luh, it's a size 36. Those jokers...)

Worn it 3 times.

What's more to say.

All hail to

MS. BIG-FOOT .

Denim Biker Vest

Size S

Brand new with tag and

still peacefully in its plastic wrapping.

$26
.

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I've got this bling studded union jack sleeveless top to sell.

It's like the whole flag is made up of bling studs.

It's brand new with tag and in wraps.

Free size.

I'm lazy to take photo of it.

I couldn't find it anywhere online.

So I can't steal the picture from those people.

Arghhh.

Email me at

anticrazyoo1@hotmail.com

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Somebody's bodyguard's body.

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This question has been

bothering me for the

whole of yesterday

and I still can't get it

off my mind.

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Why is Fann Wong's surname Wong,

.

When her chinese name is

Fan Wen Fang.

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No

WONG

what?

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It doesn't tally!

Kuku baluku.

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Lady Gaga goes gaga

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Note to self:


7th September-- Notebook Clinic


13th September-- Ying's


16th September-- Kevin's


28th September-- Jasmine's

Okay. That should be all.

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If I've forgot to list out yours...

Please don't DON'T-FRIEND-ME okayy..

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FATASS

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You're sucha FUGLY FASS.
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What a turn off.
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I wanna go shopping.

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I'm so bored I tried to lick my elbow.


Bring me some entertainment.
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Flabby Crabby

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I'll goggle on how to wear a google.

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DANG DONG DING

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Sometimes, when some girls take pictures with their eyes staring up and tongues sticking out. . .

They look like

they're gonna

throw up.

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FAIL.

*Dang*

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Embrace Ali Baba

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TAA-DAA.

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IT'S CONFIRMED.

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2009 Christmas in India.

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Here I come, Incredible Indiaaa.

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Can play bayi simi sek

till I go bonkers!

..

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Can sing Christmas

carols in TAMIL.

.

OH! I really wanna see those bayi people wear their Santa hat over their turban.

.

What a sight!

..

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What's BEST?!

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Cow dungs!

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NO.

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Count downs!

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We can start

counting down from

ten at the last

20th second.

.

Tamil is a lil more draggy, you know.

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OHBOY. This is

SUPERSONIC-ULTRASONIC-COOL-

TO-DA-MAX-I-SWEAR-TO-GUAN-YIN-MA

.

..

.PS: Gaja said I'll look like a

snowflake sticking out

from a lump of charcoal.

What a dream come true.

To be the fairest of them all.

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Dumb Numb

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Everybody thinks I'm joking about going to India.

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I'm dead serious.

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Angst Pangs

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ARGHHH!

My mommy is so dummy.

She bought me this low quality foolscap paper which is so

TRANSLUCENT

I could clearly trace out whatever is placed underneath.

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CAN'T STAND SUB-STANDARD FOOLSCAP.

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YIKES!!

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She even bought lots of them and they aren't cheap!

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Stupid stationery shop people must have ripped my ignorant mommy off again.

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But she bought this very handy correction tape for me.

So I still love her.

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Precision Decision

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.

Dear Readers,

TELL ME.

Should I spend my Christmas
in India or Singapore?

I JUST CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND.

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Beam dream

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Yesterday, I dreamt that I jumped off the building.
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Bless me, Guan yin ma.
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Brain Freeze

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Dear McDonald's people,

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STOP BLASTING YOUR BLOODY AIR CON!!

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IT'S FUCKING COLD YOU KNOW!

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BRUISE BRUCE LEE

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.
Anyway, that day I forgot and accidentally ate at the MRT station.


Luckily those darned MRT people didn't caught me.


I'm such a lucky ducky.
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Some may get irritated when I say MRT people, cinema people, KFC people, or police people.
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.
.
BUT I JUST LIKE IT.
Shut up or I'll shoot boogie at you.
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Best Test

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Dear Yakult People:

.

You should seriously give extra straws

in case stupid people drop their straws

and take a second straw,

leaving the last

Yakult

with no straw!!

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Drinking my beloved PURPLE Yakult WITHOUT a straw

.

is just like drinking chicken soup WITH a straw...

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NO FEEL LAH !!

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There goes my happy childhood.

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.

Ingredients for

my miserable school life:

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-1 teaspoon of boring lectures

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-1/2 a cup of evil lecturers who mark late as absent

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-3 ounces of killer spot quizzes

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-A pinch of stress from repeated module

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-4 tablespoons of never-ending reports and assignments

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-2.5 teaspoons of traumatic test failures

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-1ml of too-many-ugly-nerds

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-A slosh of class politics

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-4ml of miserable squeezing in MRTs during peak hours

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-0.5kg of "i-need-miracle-to-pass" kind of exams

..

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I swear it's true

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The more I study,

the more I'm convinced

that I'm stupid.

Might as well stop studying.

And continue thinking I'm clever.
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Gather your gathers

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Sometimes

I really wonder how it feels to be a guy...


Like..you know..



Standing, aiming and peeing at the same time.
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I'm home.

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.
.
Hello. I am back.


I don't like it when everyone thinks I am weird.


Cause it makes me feel lonely.

It's like the whole world sees it,

And I'm the only one who can't.

Grrrrrr.....
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Cyber me =/= Real me

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.


I'm giving up on blogging for now.


Buh-Bye.
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.

Armpits are indescribable.

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I just did the most awkward and ugly jump ever in my life.


I got a shock by the toaster when it pops the bread out.

KILL ME

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.

I want nobody, nobody but you

.

.

Nobody is my friend.

And I am nobody's friend.

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.

.

I heard that you're a nobody.

Wanna be my friend?

.

.

P.S: Nobody likes to hang out with me, you know.

.

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.

.

Who could it be?

.
.
.
Once upon a time,

There lived a girl who loves to blog.

She didn't save her report and it was gone.

Then, she went crying for help early in the morning.

One day, she died of an incurable stage of extreme stupidity.



The End.
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Emo Eskimo.

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.
I don't like it.



I behaved like an idiot today.
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.

Cheap Chip

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.

.

How did those darn little ah lians find their way to Facebook?!?!

.

.

What "Hongster Never Die"...

What kind of cheap shit is that ..

.

*Gagged*

.

.

The next thing you know, they'll be asking people to RSVP to join their little Bugis gang.

.

"Bugis Never Die"

.

SO COOL HUH.

.

.

.

Ouch..

.

.

.

Can someone

please please please

buy me some Eno?

I can't take it anymore.

Help...

By the way, the donuts are 12 for a dollar.

There's no reason for me to not buy 24!

It's dirt cheap you know!
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.
.
.

Donut Suck Balls

.
.

Thanks to the 24 donut balls.

.

.

I'm having indigestion now.

Ah yi just rubbed some medicated oil on my belly.

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.
.
.

Mighty Me

.
.
I ate 24 donut balls

in 2 hours.


I know I know.

*Bow Bow*

Thank you, thank you.

*Wave wave*
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.
.

I live in my own world.

.
.

Instead of studying..

I was. . .

.

TYING MY HAIR INTO A BOW!

TAA-DAAAA!!

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.

Bye bye.

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.

.

PAST, PRESENT, FUTURE

.
.
.

What if my ex says...

What would I answer in return.

.
Although I don't have that many ex...
Pathetic. I know.
.
.
I saw this on Facebook.
It's kinda interesting to know your own replies.
Go do it too!!
.
.

1. What if my ex says "Why did you let me go?"
- Cause you made holding on difficult.

2. What if my ex says "I still love you..."
- Oki doki, Got it.
However, actions speaks louder than words, dude.

3. What if my ex says "When did we last talk?"
- I'm still on talking terms with all of them.

4. What if my ex says "Will you go out with me?"
- Why not? I've met up with all of them this year.

5. What if my ex says "Do you still love me?"
- No comments.

6. What if my ex says "I cannot keep my promises to you"
- Then don't promise me anything.
Being a jerk is better than being one who breaks promises.

7. What if my ex says "My friends say we don't look good together"
- Oh yeah? You guys look great together! Just like a circus troupe.

8. What if my ex says "You have changed!"
- Yep. I change everyday.
My top, bottom, bra, underwear. You name it, I got it.

9. What if my ex says "Can we get back together?"
- Prove to me you're different now.

10. What if my ex says "Oh, I know what this is all about. You found someone else"
- Nope. I would never. You were once everything to me.

11. What if my ex says "Don't you realize? You are the one who hurt me!"
- How do you know it's not the other way round.

12. What if my ex says "How can you forget our memories?"
- I didn't. I remembered them, not forgetting the unhappy ones as well.

13. What if my ex says "I will always love you"
- Hmm, you said we'll be together forever as well. But look..

14. What if my ex says "Would you die for our love?"
- No. If I die, you may go running to another girl the next day.
Guys are guys afterall.

15. What if my ex says "You jump, I jump...Remember?"
- Nope, I don't. That's so corny! HAHA.

16. What if my ex says "Kiss me to break the curse if I sleep for a hundred years"
- No! You will live to a hundred years old if I don't wake you!
If I wake you, you may die the next day. God knows!

17. What if my ex says "What's the difference between you and me?"
- I'm an attention seeker, you're an attention keeper.

18. What if my ex says "I saw you last night with your boyfriend"
- What do you think? Nice catch huh?

19. What if my ex says "Without me, your life wouldn't be complete"
- HUH. So buay pai seh? Ok, tell you what.
Life doesn't only revolves around love, you know.

20. What if my ex says "Why are you doing this to me!"
- I lived in the shadow of your past, isn't that bad enough for me?
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.
.

Dumb Mum.

.

.

.

You'll never guess what I'm doing right now.

It's 5.30am, and I'm still awake watching...

.

.

意难忘!!!

.

.

Yes,

I do think I'm crazy.

.

.

.

Aiyo!

SO EMBARRASSING~!

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