Majulah Singapore lah.

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I spent my National Day

at McDonalds

What about you?
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Check out my

Pretend-to-be-a-Singapore-Flag-Though-I'm-not-even-Singaporean

Tshirt.

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B Y E B Y E

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I can see my beautiful blog again

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Tell Jesus.

The Bitch Is Back.

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Can you be mine forever?

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It's a Xin and ME Day!

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We went shopping.

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End.

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Bitter Betrayal

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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH GOOGLE!

IT'S SAYING SORRY TO ME FOR NOT LETTING ME ACCESS MY DAMN BLOG!

WHY?!

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, GOOGLE?!?!

I LOVED YOU SO MUCH!

I USED YOU AS MY SEARCH ENGINE FOR MY REPORT

WHYYYYYY??!!!

TELL ME!!

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Ommm...

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Dear Guan Yin Ma,
can you send me a Study Buddha.
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Fiddle your fiddler

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Pssss.

Psss psssss!

Come nearer to your screen,

I've got a secret to tell you..
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I WENT TO WATCH UP!!!

WOOHOOOOO!

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I'm happy as can be.

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Thanks zL!

*Give you a sweet pink*

Bad boy, Jk, bad boy !

*Give you a sai colour*

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Self Reminder RTW

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Reminder to self:

Buy foolscap paper.

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I know I know.

I just keep forgetting..

Argh!!

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Germs Gems

I'm an Official Tetris Addict.

Each time I give myself a break from all the revision,

I'll race to facebook, click on my Tetris bookmark and start playing like a fanatic.

You can call me an Ota.

Talking bout Otah.. I'm hungry..
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Maple Sauce On Pancakes.

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My face is so oily,

You can get a crispy pancake,

If you press it against a frying pan.
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Cheeky Dickie

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I'm going to study like an erected dick. Real hard.

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I know this had already been on my Facebook and Twitter.
(I meant the statement, nobody likes my photo..)

I don't know why it's so well-liked by many.

So I decided to share it here.
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Books are Crooks

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Look...

Told ya I was really studious.

I've got my backpack on

and all ready to go study.

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Dear Guan Yin Ma..

Send me a Study Buddy!!

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Sai Gone Saigon..

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I'm going to tell you something...

And I'm very very angry about it.


Today, I pangsai-ed in school cause I ate too much prunes.

All my tonic toxic toxin, you name it, I've got it.

So there I was, happily sitting and shitting,

I don't even care if I was going to be late for class.

Suddenly, some bitch came in and say my shit smells.

WTFuck.

My shit is not stinky okay.. Average what..

What's more each time I pang out my sai,

I'll flush it okay.

So the whole process,

I'll be like shit, flush, shit shit, flush.

Rhythmic, isn't it...

So I think it's the nose shit piled up in her motherfucking snout that stinks the hell out of her.

EEEEE! SO ANGRY!!!

CCB.

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Sturdy Butty

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I'm going to start on

all my revisions.

So I'll need a Study Buddy.

Who wants to be my Study Buddy!

Do you wanna be my Study Buddy?

We're not like any other buddies, y'know.

We're the Study Buddies!

So would anyone like to be my Study Buddy?

It's gonna be fun to Buddy and Study together, y'know?

Studying is never more fun when you have a Study Buddy!

If your buddy is not studying,

You can shout out loud,

"Hey Buddy, Study!"

Oh.. Tell me. What can be more fun than that...

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Artsy Fartsy

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I think

Farts have sounds cause

our butt cheeks slap

against each other.

What do you think?

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SOS: Feng Shui Master

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I've been sleeping on the sofa for almost a month.

And I've never missed a single lesson.

Each time I move back to my room,

With all the air-con, comfy bed, warm cosy blanket...

I'll slip into coma and miss lessons.

I swear it's true.

Fuck. This sucks.

Now I'm lying on the sofa,

Not knowing what to do.

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Loath or Love.

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Reminder to self:

Buy foolscap paper.

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Birds tweet, you twit.

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I've done zwitter.

But now.

I'm on twitter.

I know.

I'm a twit. Gagged.
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Yo Mama versus Ma Mommy..

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I hide under my mom's slacks.



You hide under your mom's flabs.
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It's the mozzie not the hair!!

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I have a mozzie bite under my left arm.

Whenever I scratch it,

It looks like I'm scratching my armpit.


Help...
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Think out of the BOX.

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It's time for some boxing session!

K-boxing.
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Shut your gap.

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Alright.

Slot's taken up!

I already have a date to watch Up.


But don't be disheartened.

I wanna watch the The Last House On The Left too.

Who's in huh?!

WHO?
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Up, Up and Away.

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I'm so gonna watch Up.

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Who's in?

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Empty Meaningless Life

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Screw my life. Fuck my soul.

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Can someone please

gently

SCREAM THE HELL AT ME

and

ASK ME TO GET MY MOTHERFUCKING ASS

BACK TO THE STUDY TABLE

and

START MY BLOODY REVISION?!

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.Thanks lovelies! (>.^)Y

XOXO.

Muackies.

*YIKES*

*GAG*

*PUKE*

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My Ugliest Bf. Cursed.

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I'm studying for tomorrow's test now.

I just can't stop dozing off.

Gotta go take a shower to keep myself awake.

Damn.

How I wish

I could just

sleep my way up

to graduation.

HAHA.


Give me some humor here, will ya.
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Seriousness is

kinda

prohibited here

for the moment.

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Cunt Can't... MUAHAHA!!!!!!!

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If I can,

I'll kill everyone on Earth.

In this way,

I won't feel alone.

Cause I am alone.

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It seems like

my blog's mutating

into some emo elmo

duck dark blog.

Well, might as well

start a suicidal cult then.

Rawr..

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NO YOU DON'T !

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No one understands me.

Not even me.

No one cares about me.

Not even me.

No one thinks of me.

Not even me.

No one loves me.

Not even me.

Okay.

Got some menses cramp over here.

Gotta go punch my belly.

Bye bye.

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Dumb Numb

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When I rub my eye.

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I'll sway left to right.

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TOOTH FAIRY, FUCK YOU!

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I dreamt that I lost my tooth. Hell scary.

It's like I ate something chocolatey and forgot to brush my teeth.

Then the next day, I've got toothache.

AND THE WHOLE DAMN TOOTH CAME OFF!

WTF WTF.

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Ding Dong plays Ping Pong.

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RANDOM

is the word.

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Being Tame is Being Lame.

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Like it?

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Love it.

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I loyally

worship shaker fries

from the bottom of my heart.
~Shake shake~

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Dear Shakie,

When I met you,

I saw the way to heaven,

The path to Guan Yin Ma's arms.

You lit the candle of my life,

You warmed up the spaces of my heart.

I can see miracles because of you,

You've set my soul free.

I vow to be your most loyal follower.

Twister fries can never,

I repeat,

Never.

Replace you inside my heart.

I promised.

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Oh Hot Damn..

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I'm suffering from bad brainaches from oh-so-wicked school.

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I need a couple dosages of "Clubaspirin"...

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Beware

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Nasty evil exams are nearing.

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Damn damn..

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Hunger Pangs Hangs

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I always feel most hungry right after I brushed my teeth.

Fuck it.

I'm thinking if I should race to the fridge at the speed of light, grab a ferrero rocher, pop it into my mouth within split seconds, run back to the living room, and pretend nothing happened.
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Jumping Jerks.

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I just watched this movie, "Love of Siam" at Vivo Cinema Europa.

It's about two (VERY CUTE AND HANDSOME) teenage boys falling in love with each other.

They even kissed... French style.

How I wished it was me... Aww.

For peeps like Dion and Jt...

It may inspire you in one way or another.

Seriously, given to my high expectations for movies...

I give it two thumbs up.

I'm very particular about movies,

So you know what I mean.

Go catch it.

By the way, it's M18.

Don't get too disappointed, kiddos.
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Jack's Ass... JACKASS.

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Sunday was

Elaine's and Daddy's

PINK THEME PARTY.

We spent the whole day doing up the deco.

I did the deco outside !!

Of course, together with Dawn and Hin.









Xin finally came at idk what time.










My uncle is.... Adorable.





Elaine's friend made these for the party.







That's Dawn, LaMe and Ah yi..




The mei mei is so cute. She always look so... Aww~






My Favourite Picture Of All.

Cause my grand-uncle behind looks so hilariously extra.



Their very chio cake.





























Elaine and her friends.



And more friends...

Our cousins...

Di di and Dawn.

Jasmine and Herianto.

Just look at Rudy's coy smile.

Hin and Dawn.

I don't know what's wrong with them.

But something is wrong I know.

Jasmine and me.

Su and RINA! Rina's super cute. Super drama.

Rina was super ecstatic when she saw so many balloons.

It was as though she's high on drugs or drunk or something.

We had a hard time calming her down.

Mr. C, where are you?

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I've been really busy searching for Mr. C.

No time for blogging people.

The suspense is killing me.

My Sincere Apologies..
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Tall, Dark and Handsome.

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Tell Me, My Dearest.

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Would you rather have

smelly armpits or stinky breath?

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Pee Pee Pa Pee Poo

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Xin commented that my posts had been very elmo emo.

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I can't help it too.

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I can't seem to be able to deter irritants away from my life.

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It's like anyone is a potential irritant.

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I think it's not them.

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It's just me.

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Nasty Mean Hormones.

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EAT SOME POMEGRANATE.

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I like it when I get to see a person more clearly.


It makes moving on easier for me.


Such opportunity is hard to come by.
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nbcb.

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I don't know why am I always doing things

that eventually get no one else but myself

Pissed Off.

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So much for being nice.

Thanks.

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Stupidity Makes Me Happy

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If I ever get a tattoo.

I'll tattoo the word

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"Tattoo"

Nasty Lusty

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I don't know

how many people

enjoy doing these.

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But sometimes we'll do things

that doesn't mean anything.

It's may be just a

personal obsession or habit.

Or perhaps plain weirdness.

I love popping bubble wraps.

And I like the smell of whiteboard markers.

I'm obsessed with the sound of scissors cutting paper.

I mark and box up mozzie bites with my fingernail.

I love the smell of my left index finger.

I'm very convinced that I can smell my own nose.

I get very distracted by my nose cause it sits right between my eyes.

I have the tendency to bite on the inside of my lips.

I like to stick my fake lashes on my laptop.

I have the habit of peeling of the cracked skin on my lips.

I'll hang myself upside down when I have a headache.

I like the smell of gasoline at petrol kiosk.

Pleae tell me you do weird things too.

I just wanna make sure I'm not a freak.

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Harsh hush..

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I don't understand.

I don't like it when someone

lie to me for no reason.

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Didn't expect that ...

It's kinda hurtful and disappointing,

though it may not be something big.

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Lingering Lingerie

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I swiftly slipped a piece of dark chocolate into my mouth before I put my red wine face mask on.

Since I can't talk with my mask on,

Might as well shut up and savour some chocs..


By the way, the red wine mask is pale pink.

That's undeniably way too cute ..

It somehow smells like the jelly I used to eat when I was young.

Nice. I could almost stick my tongue out and lick the mask.


I whipped up my own dinner today.

I'm really proud of myself though it's just instant noodles.

I bet the people who know me will be pretty proud of me as well.
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My life's such a bore that the slightest thing can amuse me..

It's not that bad I guess.

When's there are cons, there'll be pros.

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Intellectual Joke

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Isobaric

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Isothermal

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Isostupid.

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