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not gonna be nice no more

2012-02-15T16:32:00.000+08:00

she. needs. to. fuck. off.

2012-02-13T05:06:00.002+08:00

been crying more than i should recently. sadness is a poison.

I just ate durian ice cream.

2012-01-31T03:23:00.000+08:00

Lady Antebellum - Just A Kiss

2011-12-14T00:41:00.000+08:00

Dancing stars tonight

2011-12-13T23:35:00.002+08:00

Smiling to myself,

Feeling all warm and cosy inside.

It was a surprise.

An awfully pleasant one.

So long, farewell.

2011-12-10T05:12:00.000+08:00

Goodbye,

my almost lover.

Justsayin.

2011-11-01T03:43:00.002+08:00

You used to be the one I'm willing to die for.

Now all I want is to see you dead.

Take it or leave it.

2011-11-01T03:12:00.000+08:00

Stop trying to change me.

If there's anything wrong with me,

my parents would have done something

about it 20 years back.

Exactly.

2011-11-01T02:45:00.000+08:00

To-Do-List-For-Tomorrow

2011-10-19T03:18:00.003+08:00

1. Dye fugly black roots

2. Re-paint ruined nails

3. Send halloween costume for alteration

4. Trim tropical-rain-forest-look-alike brows

5. Skip breakfast and lunch

6. Decline all invitations to ladies night

7. Travel to orchard at 5pm to collect hideous barmaid uniform

infinity pain

2011-08-21T21:32:00.001+08:00

Heart is burnt.

And left a hole..

So deep it's almost like it can never be filled.

bullcrap

2011-08-21T19:51:00.002+08:00

LOL.

What are friends?

How come I don't see any now?

LOL.

Tele-phobia

2011-08-15T22:13:00.003+08:00

I know this problem existed eons ago.

But I didn't realise the severity of the situation until recently.

I've got what is known as phone phobia.

Ridiculous? Maybe.

I have fear and problem picking up the phone

ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M AT HOME.

Dialing is fine... Well.. at least not as bad.

My heart panics when the phone rings.

I'll silent the ringtone and flip the phone face-down.

Sometimes I will stare at the ringing phone and secretly pray for the caller to hang up/to be directed to voicemail (which ever comes first)

I know it gets really annoying for the people around me.

I totally get that a lot.

Telling them bout my phone phobia issue will just appear to be a feeble attempt to justify for my annoying forever-not-picking-up-calls behavior.

The fact is, they really don't understand it gets really hard for me to push down on the green 'Answer' button.

There's just NO WAY around..

What's the hardest part?

BOYFRIEND CALLS.

I can't enjoy a phone session with anybody..

I would rather opt for a make-out session in exchange.

Each second on the phone makes me feel nervous and I'll end up being mentally worn-out after each call.

I get stressed and blabber nonsense when the caller has the intention of holding a 3458742 hours phone call.
LIKA WTH + OMG + NBCB + Ritz Apple Strudel.

I think I'll lose all my friends one day and I can only get married to a deaf/mute person.

HOWWWWW?!?!

Lifeless smile

2011-08-01T18:58:00.002+08:00

Your heart is so empty that you can no longer tell if it hurts.

Ironic.

2011-08-01T18:49:00.002+08:00

It's funny how you wanna 'turn to someone' when you're down only to realise you've spun 360 degrees round and found no one.

You gotta do better than that

2011-06-15T02:09:00.003+08:00

Nope.

You're cute but you're not doing well enough.

Gosh..you're not even trying.

Do I have to teach you how to get girls, seriously?

The battle of the weirds

2011-06-15T01:42:00.002+08:00

I think I've met my match.

Liberate

2011-06-05T09:56:00.000+08:00

Good money. Easy Money

2011-05-04T00:18:00.003+08:00

My booth for SICC Golf Charity.

Totally spammed beer and black label the whole day.

HIAK HIAK HIAK.

Atas strawberry ice cream.

Uses real fruits.

AND DAMN FUCKIN' SOUR.

I rather eat 80 cents paddle pop

from apu neh mama shop.

That's my very awesome partner Rena in the background.

SHE'S ONE CRAZY WOMAN.

I LOVEEEEE PEEPO LIKE HER.

Not to mention, she's very chio.

I also love chio girls.

Finally on the cab home.

Urgh. I was drippin mucus for the whole time at work.

I used 3 forests of tissue paper.

And I gotta constantly touch-up to hide my Rudolf nose.

sos...

2011-04-18T02:41:00.002+08:00

This shit has been screwing my mind for the longest time.

Help.

Tell me I'm not turning crazy.

Mind-fucked.

2011-04-18T02:32:00.005+08:00

You make me react stupidly whenever I see you.

I wish I'll never meet you ever again...

You made me lost my mind

2011-04-18T02:17:00.003+08:00

I've been a BAD girl.

I purposely stirred up daddy's guilt.

MIA for a few hours without picking their calls to make them worried.

What's worst.

I fought at the club.

Now I must be god's least favorite child.

And if Santa's coming to town,
he'll probably spit into
my christmas stocking.

AGE LIKE FINE WINE

2011-04-13T03:25:00.004+08:00

This month can't be more awesome.

It's more awesome than finding 7 nuggets in your 6-piece nuggets box.

It's more awesome than popping gigantic bubble wraps that comes with the new TV set.

It's more awesome than ordering the same dishes at chup cai peng stall and got charged cheaper than your friends.  

Yeah. IT'S THAT AWESOME.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY MONTH.

EVERYBODY PLEASE SAY HI~ 你好吗 ?

TO MY NEW YELLO-BELLO-JELLO HOLGA

ALSO SAY HI TO MY CB DOG

FEATURING MY BIG HICKERY DICKERY CLOCK.

AND ALSO WAVE TO ME AND CHUAN'S

FIRST EVER YOUTUBE COVER

WHAT'S MORE?!

I've got my new PINK electric toothbrush, TIMOTHY.

I THINK EVERY MONTH ON THE CALENDAR SHOULD BE APRIL.

Aprinuary, Apribruary, Aprarch, April, Aay, Aprune, Apruly, Aprugust, Aptember, Aptocber, Apvember, Apcember.

2011-03-29T05:44:00.004+08:00

There's no justice in love.

So c'mon wisen up. Stay outta it.

And by the way.

I think my drunken alter persona has done a pretty amazing job in boosting someone's ego recently.

You're really not that awesome.

On a side note, I think you should pay for my therapy session.

You're like the sand in my hands. I let you slipped through.

2011-02-17T02:51:00.003+08:00

Only the right guy:

Can make your heart beat so hard you can literally hear it.

Can make you fall for him all over again every single time.

Can make you feel as if it's always like your first date.

Can make you feel appreciated even when you're in tattered oversized t-shirts, messy hair and no makeup.

You'll know that's the one, girls.

Hold on tight, and never let go.

Diet or Die

2011-02-17T02:36:00.006+08:00

RIDDLE TIME LIL CHILDREN!

I've a skinny body and fat face.

And I eat alot.

What am I?

GRACE OOI.

SANITY IS SUBJECTIVE

2011-02-17T02:05:00.003+08:00

Reason I don't use Tumblr:

Tumblr:

Your post appears on other's page
= Reblog.

Blogger:

Your post appears on other's page

=FUCK YOU PLAGIARISING MORON! TIME FOR CYBER WARR!!! RAWRRRRRRR!!!

*Gets on trojan horse, build a firewall.. Hey look! There's Santa.. I've enabled the cookies! *
(Aww.. Who doesn't love geeks..)

IPHONEＣＡＮ　ＴＡＫＥAWESOMＥPICＴＵＲＥSＴＯＯ

2011-02-17T01:23:00.006+08:00

We all do things that we're willing to shave our brows, smash our laptops, fail an exam, delete our facebooks or break one arm...

just to go back in time

and make it right.

Raindrops on roses

and whiskers on kittens

Bright copper kettles
and warm woolen mittens

Brown paper packages
tied up with strings

These are a few of
my favorite things

WILL SOMEONEBUY ME A HOLGACAMERA ALREADY ?!

Behind the scenes

2011-02-16T22:08:00.005+08:00

Make your own animation

GIRLS.

We can smile like angels while staring at that bitch behind him.

BOYS.

They can smile like angels while doing your bestfriend behind you.

I WANT IT NOW!

2011-01-28T13:46:00.004+08:00

I REALLY REALLY WANT

THAT LEOPARD PREENS BACKPACK.

I want a Holga camera like NOW.

2011-01-27T17:26:00.005+08:00

A fallen leaf.

A dying heart...

Blessings in the air.

Blessings in disguise.

My cocaine.

My ecstasy.

My weed.

My bff.

Destined to be alone

2011-01-24T03:43:00.002+08:00

I'm not happier...

What is this?

Gloom

2011-01-22T14:11:00.000+08:00

我很不快乐.

Life's a Dilemma

2011-01-17T05:04:00.003+08:00

.
.
.
Love is often overrated.

Hate is often an understatement.

Food is cheap therapist.

2011-01-17T02:21:00.002+08:00

I'm constantly hunger recently.

Been eating like a fat caterpillar.

Fuck it.

Differences make worlds drift apart.

2011-01-16T19:58:00.002+08:00

Last week, fatty dog sat on my mirror and broke it.

Yesterday, fatty me stepped on my own mirror and shattered it.

Like owner like dog.

Every negativity, there's an underlying positivity.

2011-01-16T19:37:00.004+08:00

This is not my friend Jiaxin.

I didn't edit her photo to conceal her identity.

And that is not a very thick bangs.

And I don't want to hide under her bushy bangs when I play hide and seek.

And she never reject me when I asked for permission to hide under it.

That is not my friend Jiaxin.

Doubts.

2011-01-16T03:06:00.007+08:00

Whatislove..?

Change is optional. But definitely not my option.

2011-01-14T01:29:00.004+08:00

It's been long.

Too long.

And I guess I've never learn how to get used to it all along.

It's a vicious cycle by which different individuals had been swirled in with me.

Acceptance is insufficient.

I need to be understood.

However I do know my appetite for accommodation is insatiable.

I do not try to justify for my shortcomings.

I am pretty flawed in my perception.

And my ideals can be unacceptably warped.

My obstinacy often demands for compromising.

I'm not a least bit endearing.

The high level of character deficiency in me can be absolutely repulsive.

It takes true understanding to attained genuine embracement.

Suffocation

2011-01-14T01:26:00.002+08:00

Does all these come in

the same package for everyone?

Tamil's da sex

2010-11-27T14:28:00.002+08:00

Why does Blogger has an icon for typing in tamil, hindi
and a whole lot of apu neh neh language
but not in chinese or japanese?!

புகக் யு அண்ட் யுவர் மதர்'ச சிக் கன்ட் பாசே .

HAHA!

It's awesome to scold you in your nerd reader faces without you realising it.

stopdoingthat

2010-11-22T01:15:00.001+08:00

I feel so patronized sometimes.

Bull shit.

Idontgivenoshitnomore

2010-11-22T00:51:00.001+08:00

Growing up also meant growing apart.

Get real peeps.

KAN-TOE-NIECE

2010-11-10T22:11:00.004+08:00

Dan says my Cantonese in the previous post is crappy.

I'm well-known for speaking crappy self-invented words for dialects.

BUT.

I still think

SEK BAO MOOOOOOO

Sounds funny.

And cool. (Y)

Ran-dom Con-dom

2010-11-09T15:25:00.003+08:00

Why do all old people like to greet each other by asking

CHI BAO LE MA?

or

JIA BA BUEY?

And 99.9% chances people will reply

Chi bao le.

or

Jia ba liao.

You won't hear them saying

AR BUEY AR BUEY!
PA TOR SI BEI SI BEI
YAOOOOO.

Actually majority who have this tendency are usually the hokkiens.

You don't see Cantonese peeps going around asking people

Hey YOU! SEK BAO MO?

SEK BAO MOOOOO?

This only proves one thing.

HOKKIENS ARE VERY GIAN PENG.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hi Daddy. I still love you.
You're the sexiest hokkien man around.

Eating disorder.

2010-11-03T02:33:00.004+08:00

Pictures can be the most beautiful

yet cruel memories.

Why be so hard on yourselves,

you camwhoring bitches.

Hair-ripping Nipple-pinching

2010-11-03T00:54:00.002+08:00

My unibff is oh-so-busy and I'm oh-so-sad.

My polybff is oh-so-self-denying and I'm oh-so-wanna-kill-him-and-win-that-bloody-bet-which-I've-obviously-won-it-but-he-just-wouldn't-admit-it.

God damn it.

emusareawesome

2010-11-03T00:18:00.004+08:00

Emus are sexy.

So is my Halloween costume.

Kthxbye.

Ilikewhatilike

2010-10-28T01:41:00.003+08:00

Formspring makes people sounds desperate.

Everybody goes, "C'mon! Ask me something! Ask me anything!"

HAHA.

I like.

I think it's funnay.

iwantudieyoung.

2010-10-28T01:23:00.003+08:00

I've been trying hard to

get this point across to jg.

I wan tu die a grape,

not a raisin.

Sunshine..

2010-10-17T05:24:00.001+08:00

Can't wait for school to get started.

Get busy with work and stuff.

Emptiness.

2010-10-14T04:04:00.005+08:00

I cry every night.

Because I feel your pain.

To: My dearest.

2010-10-14T04:00:00.002+08:00

You can give us up.

But we won't.

We'll be there.

Waiting for you. . . just like before.

World's Best Bff

2010-10-11T01:02:00.004+08:00

My BFF just tagged me in a Facebook post today.

Apparently, she also tagged her cute lil cousin in it.

"Josh Teo Kai Xuan: Little Josh, my best friend Grace Ooi says you're so adorable and handsome!! She says she'll wait for you to grow up and marry her hahahah. you can consider, pretty jiejie hahaha."

Now I look like a living Pedobear or something. I almost died.

Shimmering poops

2010-10-07T03:52:00.003+08:00

I just realised that breakfast
when separated is like break fast.
Well, it's the same thing actually.

So when my malay friends tell me

they gonna go break fast,

they actually meant

"I'm gonna eat my breakfast."

Why the cao ang moh who came up with the term try to make it sound so fancy?

Like breccck-ferrstt.

Ang mohs are always like that.

"Chaos"

Must pronounce as kayy-yohhs

Wtf.

Is obviously CHAO luh.

Like

"Hey you, chao chee bye."

"Chalet"

Must pronounce as shaaa-layy

Lanjiao.

Your mother ate the 'T' si bo ?!

Ogay. Just my random hullaballoo.

Dunch take it too seriously.

Hi my lil punanis

2010-10-06T21:02:00.003+08:00

I wanna be like normal girls.

They have lotsa girl friends and go for girls' outing or whatever.

I don't have much female friends.

80% of my close friends are dudes.

Ogay here's a confession.

I get nervous when I have to talk to girls.

I don't know what to talk about really!

Everything must be phrased and spoken with lotsa sensitivity.

I sound so gay I know.

This is a typical conversation I always find myself trapped in when I talk to girls.

Me: Hi.. I'm grace.

Girl: Hi.. I'm wadeva-name-you-wanna-insert

Me: *awkward silence*

Girl: Wow.. I like your hair.

Me: (*Me with my ruined fringe*) Haha.. Really? Okay... Thanks..

See. Girls tend to take the effort

to make things sound better.

But I'm lacking of the feminine sensitivity.

How to make friends like that?!

When I do it my way,

which is the honest and sincere way,

GIRLS HATE ME.

Me: Hi..

Girl: Hey.. What do think of my new hair cut?

Me: Mmm. Not bad. But I think your previous hair cut looks better. It defines your features more y'know.

Girl: (*face twitched*) Oh.. Haha. Ya.. Gotta go. Kbye.

TAA-DAAAA!!!

This is how I earned my bad reputation among my fellow female species.

Guys don't give a damn bout tiny details so I hit it off well with them.

BUT.

Bad side: Their girlfriends hate me.

Either ways, I'm the bad guy.

C'mon, for guan yin ma's sake.

I-DON'T-GO-FOR-ATTACHED-GUYS

To me, attached guys are like magnets dropped on the floor.

THEY LOSE ALL THE ATTRACTION.

Alright I'll tell you what.

Sometimes the way I praise my friends'

girlfriends makes them worried instead okay?

But NO. It was plain admiration.

I know what your lil punani brains are thinking.

Long time, mate.

2010-10-06T01:09:00.006+08:00

I FUCKIN CAN'T STAND YOU.

Who?

YOU, MOTHERFUCKIN' VIRGINA FACE.

People who post i-think-i-am-very-funny kinda Facebook status simply DRIVE ME NUTS.

There's this geeky guy on my Facebook who's ALWAYS posting shout-outs expressing discrimination against girls.

What's worst? He thinks he makes a hell lot of sense and is always looking forward for people to like or agree.

WTF?

You are ugly, short and you look like the wart at the back of your ah gong's ass.

AND HELLO?

You Facebook profile picture has you
WEARING THIS RELIGIOUS HAT,
LOOKING LIKE A DOWN SYNDROME KID

AND OBVIOUSLY

YOUR GOD DON'T LOVE YOU.

Seriously, is ugly the new confidence booster?

Ugly guys are ALWAYS the ones that see females as lower class creatures.

Sorry, but here's our hierarchy..

Hot people > Normal people > Ugly people > Freaky people

Guess what?

YOU'RE NOT EVEN
IN THE HIERARCHY
CAUSE YOU'RE UGLY AND FREAKY.

He thinks it's not guys fault to openly stare at boobs and make dirty comments cause the girls simply do not respect themselves.

Hey dweeb fuck, so you're sayin girls should go up to your face and say, "I'm sorry that my tits caused your warped character and twisted mind."

YOUR TAO NAO PAI SI BO?!

*Knock knock*

Who's there?

It's me, Grace. THE SCHOOLMATE THAT WANNA SUCKER PUNCH YOUR DOUCHE FACE, HANG YOU BY YOUR PEA SIZE BALLS AND HIT YOU LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN GOD DAMN PINATA. Remember me? *coy smile*

He also thinks that girls are parasites that torture you and eat you alive so he's warning all guys to never let their guards down.

SMLJ?

Confirm too much hentai, motherfuckface.

I tell you what.

NORMAL GUYS. ADORE. PARASITES. LIKE. US.

AND FREAKY GUYS LIKE YOU TOTALLY DIE TO GET GIRLS BUT YOU CAN'T SO YOU PRETEND YOU DON'T WANT TO.

Get it? Aww.. we really don't call you losers for nothing y'know.

And another thing. You DON'T have to let your guard down. Let me tell you what.

Wear a chastity belt and throw away the key. You'll feel better when your friends in hell ask you "Why die a virgin?"

You can always answer them with a sunshine smile, "Cause I lost the key."

Instead of
"The only pussy I've stroked
has fur and purrs."

Beyond Love.

2010-09-17T20:27:00.003+08:00

Every tear,

Every frown,

Represents our love for you.

This is family.

This is love.

Storm's over.

2010-09-17T20:08:00.003+08:00

This is love.

. . .

2010-09-11T08:38:00.002+08:00

Dear God,

Please bless her.

Please look over her.

Please dry her tears.

Please protect her.

Please bring her peace.

Please hold her hands.

Please guide her.

Love, Grace.

Non-ideal is ideal

2010-09-08T11:39:00.001+08:00

Fuck dreams. Nothing but cruel illusions.

2010-09-03T10:38:00.003+08:00

Last night I had a dream.

I've never felt happiness like that.

Never in my dreams and definitely never in reality.

Nope. I wasn't a billionaire's daughter with lotsa admirers, neither am I a rock star basking in the public's attention.

I'm still the pathetic kid I am, just like in the reality. Shabbily dressed in my repeatedly-worn clothes, stepping on my semi-ripped canvas shoes, with hair looking as messy as ever.

But he was beside me, holding my hand like I'm a lil girl all over.

It's strange how a dream is capable of creating such overwhelming emotion in the human mind.

When I woke up, I felt so angry at myself for waking up.

My happiness was confiscated.

I actually felt devastated for the morning over a non-existence relationship.

Wtf.

Me and my absurd stupidity.

Wadevaaa.

Doggie problems

2010-08-06T02:24:00.003+08:00

I'm really not used to being in contact with my dog's 鸡鸡.

And I have a question to ask.

Dear whoever out there that has a dog,

had a dog

simply treat your younger siblings like dogs,

Is it normal for young puppies to gnaw and chew on you?

Or maybe it's just plain hatred.

T..T

Irrelevant things are relevant

2010-08-06T01:59:00.002+08:00

Dunch lyke datz nehhsz.

Cummx baq n readd moiix blogx lehhxz.

Sorrix worzx. Verii bz sho ii neberx updatexs.

I like to look at mature and pretty looking ah lians.

But i scared they "OEI KUA LAN JIAO" me.

I don't like to look at secondary school small ah lians.

Cause I scared they "waiixz euuzx lookinxs at miiex" me.

I will throw up.

Like A Long Never Blog.

2010-08-06T01:45:00.003+08:00

Why would people wanna type 'Hawt' instead of 'Hot'?

Like.. "That guy is so HAWT."

H-O-T = 3 letters

H-A-W-T = 4 motherfuckin-bloody-ccb-knn-wtf-hair-ripping-nipple-pinching-balls-kicking letters

For WHAT?!

Wait let me try.

Verii funnx mehzxs? ii dunchx lykezx sialzxs. Shoo steppzx onee patternzxs. Euu goo relacxz onez cornerr pluckz armpitzx hairrx okiiez. MuUackieszx jieex moiis 4everxz.

And I saw a fail case on facebook today.

"I can't get Vanness Wu outta my head! He's so hwat! ♥"

HUAT AH!

=..= You failed.

Everybody dance nowWw

2010-05-26T14:56:00.003+08:00

I put what I wanna say

to you on my heart...

and my right ear.

It says CB.

The onions look like manicured nails.

Chaos is Order

2010-05-26T14:00:00.003+08:00

My face says 不要这样 .

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I love hanging out with Dawn.

Dawn's going to Australia to study.

But I think it's an excuse.

I THINK SHE JUST WANNA FIND A CHANCE TO BREAK FREE FROM ME.

T..T

No Grace = Paradise.

ANYWAY.

I WANT AN ANGMOH NIECE.

PLEASEEEEE DAWN PLEASEEEEE.

Hi Dawn. Tecktonik's breaking your old bones apart. HAHA.

Randomness.

Bad luck seems to start befalling on people around me.

Maybe they should go nego with guan yin ma too.

Her house's at bugis.

Talking bout bugis..

Went for shisha with dan, jon, audrey, yc, alex and shi heng yesterday.

EmokidsFTW.

Elf

2010-05-22T17:03:00.011+08:00

Life became so hard.

SAD. ANGER. ANXIETY.

FEAR. ANGST.

DISAPPOINTMENT. WORRY. FRUSTRATION.

GUILT. DESPAIR. REMORSE.

HELPLESS. DOUBT. STRESS. SHOCK.

I lost 'Happy' along the way.

LMAO

2010-05-18T21:44:00.003+08:00

Nana is so funnay today.

The moment she came home,

She told me, " Today must watch OKTO channel! My friend in the show!"

When the show started, there were a few teenage boys doing break dancing and Nana was screaming away.

"You know the teenage boys?!"

I was totally WTF. She's only 11 and knows teenage boys. Hiao-ness x500.

"No. My friend is in the audience.

There, you see behind there!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

FUCKING LOSER! ZOMG.

CLASSIC RETARD

2010-05-17T23:30:00.004+08:00

WHEN YOUR MASCARA DON'T VIBRATE, YOU JUST VIBRATE YOUR HEAD LIKE THIS.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ELECTROCUTED.

ZOMGWTFICEMILOFTW.

HELLO VIBRATE YOUR HAND LUH AUNTIE?!

Lesson learnt:

IF YOUR TOOTHBRUSH CAN'T VIBRATE,

VIBRATE YOUR JAW.

IF YOUR HANDPHONE CAN'T VIBRATE,

VIBRATE YOUR HAND.

IF YOUR DILDO CAN'T VIBRATE,

GET A MAN.

worst than shit.

2010-05-17T23:10:00.002+08:00

Today I was still feeling real moody.

After my practical, I went to defecate.

The end.

This post has no meaning.

I just wanna use the word 'defecate'.

Bless me ogay?

2010-05-17T23:03:00.004+08:00

Today I went to Guan Yin Ma's house at Bugis.

Went to nego with her.

Hope she would bring away my bad luck.

Bless me ogay?!

Please, pretty please..

=..=

armpits

2010-05-17T22:48:00.005+08:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hi.

I think I've became mentally unstable after I lost my phone.

Like some menopausal old bye bye.

I'll walk around the house just like any other day.

And suddenly go.

ARRRRRRRGH!!!

Ya. I scream to the air molecules.

Emotional outburst's da sex .

CCB

2010-05-16T17:30:00.013+08:00

CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB

The only vocab running

through my mind all day.

2010-05-16T15:57:00.003+08:00

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I know it's nothing.

It's just losing a phone.

BUT CAN'T I FEEL SAD/OUTRAGE/ANGSTY FOR 2 DAYS?

JUST MOTHERFUCKIN 2 DAYS?! NO?!

FUCK SHIT

2010-05-16T15:55:00.001+08:00

THE

WORST

THE

MOTHERFUCKIN'

MOOD.

FuckM1

2010-05-13T00:45:00.003+08:00

This month's phone bill = (Y)

Keep up the good work, Grace.

It's really okay to not reply smses.

Especially those from Riverside Secondary School spamming service.

Yes.

Dan, Yc, and JT.

VERY VERY CHILDISH. (N)

iaintdaworst

2010-05-13T00:34:00.003+08:00

I thought my fringe was badly screwed.

Cause I'm nasty and became God's least favourite kid.

Then, I saw Dawn's new haircut.

HAHAHAHAHA!@#$#@#!@!@

School, you're a bitch.

2010-05-13T00:25:00.001+08:00

Imma emo kid.

Emo kids do not blog.

We slit wrists.

Kthxbye.

iwonderifitisnormal..

2010-05-08T00:16:00.015+08:00

Dayslikethatremindsmeofyou.

Reminiscencehurtslikeabitch.

Itbitesoneverysinglerawnerve.

Imsuchapussy. Fuckit.

It's undeniable.

You're one of the best things

that ever happened to me.

NAH NAH

2010-04-13T23:20:00.007+08:00

I'VE GOT FOUR CAKES!!

Plus the cupCAKE.

ONE OF THEM IS A DURIAN CAKE!

DURIANS ARE SEXY.

AND

CAKES ARE THE SEXY.

SO IMMA BE REAL SEXY THIS YEAR.

I GET TO MAKE 12 WISHES THIS YEAR.

BE NICE TO ME AND I'LL SPARE YOU ONE OGAY?

I TOTALLY LOVE YOU GUYS.

EVERYONE IN 2A 21/22/23.

YOU GUYS ROCKS MY SMELLY SOCKS OFF BIG TIME.

When I saw the surprise,

I was really on the brink of T..T already.

But I told myself,

"Grace! Real man do not cry. We bleed."

"We have sweaty armpits. Not wet eyes."

So I didn't.

HAHA!

Ogay.. I'm a girl.

I ALWAYS forget.

RAWRRR. Come back to life dino!

2010-04-13T02:52:00.004+08:00

When I first met you,

I thought to myself, "Damn. This guy is just so special."

But I guess just like what everybody else...

You probably think I'm too weird.

C'mon! It's not like I'll eat my own boogers right.

You haven't talked to me since the last dinosaur died.

Happy 19th to ME

2010-04-12T22:08:00.003+08:00

THIS IS MY HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE.

Nana baked it for me. Awww..

Well. Mom bought me durians as present.

Durians are the sexiest fruits.

Kickass Funnay

2010-04-07T03:33:00.003+08:00

Tom Kaulitz, I still love you.

But this is way too kickass.

Three blind mice~~

2010-04-07T02:49:00.003+08:00

.

Three blind mice. Three blind mice.

See how they run. See how they run.

Blabbers mumbles

.

Three blind mice~~

What?

I swear nobody cares

bout that missing part.

Everyone just blabbers through.

Everyone hates the Weird kid

2010-03-27T23:57:00.012+08:00

I'm not trying to start a suicidal

(Look.. COLOURS. Totally not suicidal.)

cult here.

But when I was young, I'll try out different ways to commit suicide, well, once in a blue moon.

Actually I just wanna know how a near-death experience feels like.

Once, I tried suffocating myself with a pillow after watching some mediacorp drama.

Cause some rich dying old man was lying in the hospital and suffocated with a pillow by his evil son.

I swear I thought the whole process was supposed last for less than 15 seconds.

In the scene, it was like

*groan*

*kick*

*struggle*

*stiffen*

*dong dong chiang~*

I did all of the above actions.

After 30 seconds...

I started shoving the

motherfucking pillow outta my face

and pant like a dog.

What can I say.
Fuck you, Mediacorp.

Brownieee

2010-03-19T02:08:00.004+08:00

I promise to do my best

To do my duty to God

To serve the country

And help other people

And to keep the Brownie law.

I was really a Brownie once upon a time.

We really looked like lil singing dog poops skipping around.

Flow wolF

2010-03-19T01:56:00.004+08:00

Rhetorical questions

are for social outcasts

with no friends.

Is that monk bald?

Is that Pope a catholic?

Sorry. That's not rhetorical.

That's plain retard.

Rhetorical

2010-03-19T01:50:00.003+08:00

Hmm..

Should I blog or should I not?

Lady Fuck vs. Lady Luck.

2010-03-17T00:52:00.002+08:00

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I launched a pig at CPTC today.

I'm not kidding.

Damn. You don't believe me, do you!

You must be thinking, "This girl should kick her drinking habit."

I'M NOT DRUNK.
I REALLY LAUNCHED PIGS TODAY.

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Bahaha.

2010-03-17T00:16:00.003+08:00

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The unglam stuff I do at home.

This is how I find true love.
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ரேஅது சோமே கரப்

2010-03-16T23:16:00.002+08:00

Anyway.. I've decided to type my following post in Tamil.

Sit back and enjoy!

ஒன்சே உபொன் எ டைம், தேரே லிவேத் எ லிட்டில் கேர்ள் பி தி நேம் ஒப் கரசே.
ஷி'ச எ வெரி அடோரப்ளே, கிடே, நிசே, கிந்து அண்ட் ப்ரெட்டி கேர்ள். எவர்ய்போடி லோவேஸ் ஹேர். இ க்நொவ் யு லவ் ஹேர் டூ. இப் நாட், புகக் ஆப். யு சுக், அண்ட் மி டாக் பிட் யுர மாம் ௨ டாக்கி ற்றேஅட் போர் எ தந்து சோப். க்த்னக்ஸ்ப்யே.

Great...

2010-03-16T21:59:00.006+08:00

. .

WHY
do cabs drivers always slow down
when I stand by the roadside??
.

What makes them think
I wanna take cab huh Huh HUHH??
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I NEVER WAVE
MY SEXY HAND SIGNAL
YOU STOP FOR WHAT!

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I WANNA CROSS THE ROAD ONLY!! WHY MUST MAKE ME FEEL SO AWKWARD?!

I ALWAYS TAKE A LONG TIME TO CROSS THE ROAD.

CAUSE THE CARS
MAKE MY MEGA BALLS
SHRINK TO NANO.

Okay. Side-track a lil...

HAPPY KUKUBIRD DAY,
STUPID JC KID!!

ii lurbb euu worxzs, best fwenzs 4eva!

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I WON

2010-03-16T03:06:00.002+08:00

Adding "I win" behind a statement really helps.

For example:

"You suck. I win."

"My dog slept with your mom. I win. "

"I saw your mom creeping into your dog's kennel last night. I win."

"This is my blog. I win."

"I'm scolding you without you realising it. I win."

Devi Speaking

2010-03-16T02:53:00.001+08:00

Dicktionary.

Dicktation.

I dick not do it.

Dick you?

I hate work

2010-03-16T01:41:00.005+08:00

Today is stupid jc kid's birthday.

Damn.. I rushed down to collect the cake right after attachment and ran around lot one to do some last minute gift shopping.

By the way, I'm an working adult now.

Keyword: A-D-U-L-T

WOOHOO!

I was holding the cake, a balloon, my phone, paper bag with my bento box and my wallet.

And of course... My ninja turtle backpack.

I combed the whole mall for stupid jc kid's gift.

I even begged like a dog at Comic connection ...

This malay salesgirl simply refuse to sell me the display..

OEI!! I WANNA BUY THAT

MINI DIM SUM FIGURE

FOR MY BFF YOU KNOW!!!

WHY DO YOU WANNA MAKE THINGS DIFFICULT FOR ME HUH HUH HUH?!

I almost wanna speak in malay accent to please her.

"Sial luh, sell me seh."

"My friend birthday siol.."

Almost. But I didn't.

I just pestered her and threw ba kua in her face.

I went home to put the cake in the fridge and went over to meet Dawn and stupid jc kid.

Well, then the 3 of us went to have dinner together.

So after dinner, Dawn pretended to go to the toilet but went to bring out the cake and lit the candles at the playground.

Then she pulled a genius stunt of the century.

She called stupid jc kid's phone (THE BIRTHDAY GIRL) and said,

"Faster bring her to the playground! I lit the candles already! "

FAIL. _|_

I fainted on the spot.

DAWN OOI IS A KUKU BIRD

WITH BOOGER BRAIN.

I've got myself a

cool indian name today.

Yours sincerely,

Devi Punnini, Daughter of Jai ho.

Dawn is my sister

2010-03-03T18:32:00.004+08:00

HAHAHAHA! LOOK AT DAWN.

FINGER-NOSE

Anyway. She text me something SUPER LAME this morning .

But still I ROFL LITERALLY.

Dawn's text :

R u sleeping, r u sleeping?

Sister grace, sister grace~~

Siao ding dong is singing,

Siao ding dong is singing~~

Fuck my life~ Fuck my life~

Virtual vs Reality

2010-03-03T03:38:00.002+08:00

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We haven't talked for days.

You know?
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Why?

2010-02-26T19:13:00.007+08:00

I'm very depressed.

I can't figure it out whether monkeys' favourite food are peanuts or bananas.

Mrs. Ohdi used to tell us monkeys love peanuts.

Why don't they love it now?

Mrs. Ohdi is

my kindergarten

teacher.

I'm feeling so puzzled now.

I tried to google but I can't find any satisfactory answer.

AND! AREN'T PEANUTS AN ELEPHANT'S FAVOURITE TOO?

WHY DO THEY TURN TO BANANAS TOO?!

BANANAS ARE WHOREs.

peaNUTS

2010-02-26T16:58:00.004+08:00

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I LOVE MONKEY DANCING.

AND I HATE EXAMS.

I MONKEY-DANCED FOR 3 DAMN HOURS LAST NIGHT.

HIP HIP HOORAY!

BUT WASTED 3 HOURS OF MY STUDY TIME.

BAD MONKEY BAD BAD!

MY NEXT CONQUEST SHALL BE THE LEGENDARY BANANA DANCE.

I DON'T KNOW IF IT REALLY EXISTS.

I HEARD IT FROM D.

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